Month: May 2014

Hey, mosquitos have rights, too! In Colorado, the Boulder County Planning Commission decided that nature’s critters have legal rights just like people. Presumably that includes bugs, weeds, bacteria…

John Kerry gets the facts wrong about Nigeria… one day after getting the facts wrong about global warming.

Barack Obama to resign over anti-gay marriage stance? “Barack Obama made a public declaration against gay marriage when running for president in 2008. Since other figures have been pressured to resign, or lost jobs, for past statements on gay marriage, should not Barack Obama be forced to resign for doing the very same thing?” Why, yes… yes he should.

Alternative energy breakthrough. Liberals will fit right in with this crowd, especially the Planned Parenthood crowd.

#LikeABoss: Democrats’ ridiculous Bossy bumper sticker just begs to be photoshopped. #LikeABust #LikeABoob #LikeABuffoon , etc, etc.

Where is Michelle Obama’s Hashtag for Meriam Ibrahim? (She’s Pregnant and Sentenced to Die): Right next to her conscience.

Naked Man Storms White House Security Checkpoint: Finally some transparency at the White House.

France buys fleet of new trains that are too fat to fit into stations. Someone tell them Michelle Obama has a school lunch program that will fix this problem.

TV News gave more airtime to Christie’s “Bridgegate” in four days than they’ve devoted to VA Scandal in one month. Juck fournalism.

Restaurant with ‘No Weapons, No Concealed Firearms’ Sign Robbed at Gunpoint: Apparently the crooks weren’t the only ones ignoring the writing on the wall.

Fox anchor Gregg Jarrett had just been released from rehab when he was arrested at airport shouting ‘f*** you’ at cops after drinking vodka for three hours. We bet CNN and MSNBC are making him large offers to leave Fox as we type.

Paul Ehrlich predicts we will soon be eating our dead. Because of food shortages caused by climate change, overpopulation, and Republicans, of course. Nothing has really changed with this nincompoop who, in 1968, predicted worldwide famine and the collapse of civilization in the 1970s. No stupidity is great enough to discredit a liberal mouthpiece so here he is, 46 years later, a professor at Stanford sucking on the government teat and being interviewed by HuffPo as though he has something worthwhile to say.

Upset victory at Madrid’s prestigious Las Ventas bullfights. The bulls won. After they gored two matadors and tossed a third into the air, organizers cancelled the rest of the evening’s contests.

An explosion in China. “Despite claims of its defeat by Obama, the center of gravity of militant Islam apparently remains intact. … They’ve taken on Russia, Europe, India, America and are now hammering China.” They’re on the run, alright… sounds like they’re running wild.

Report: 308,000 Virginia voters registered in other states. Remember, according to the liberals, voter fraud doesn’t exist.

Ed Schultz’ Radio Show Ends. If Ed Schultz is talking and no one is listening does he make a sound?

WATCH: Wannabe Gangster Gets Epic Beat Down By Arizona Trucker. Here’s today’s’ feelgood story. Please note the trucker kept walking away from this moron. Some people just get what they deserve.

http://youtu.be/6DepefuRqwQ

NPR CANCELS PROGRAM AIMED AT AFRICAN AMERICAN AUDIENCE, FIRES 28 EMPLOYEES. Well now, that was mighty white of them. Where’s Obama, Jessie and Al?

The chemistry joke that got a high school student suspended. Graduating senior Paris Gray’s yearbook quote was:

“When the going gets tough, just remember to Barium, Carbon, Potassium, Thorium, Astatine, Arsenic, Sulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus.”

After the yearbook was printed and distributed, school officials finally figured out the symbols for those chemicals spell BaCK ThAt AsS UP. Public sentiment is running solidly in her favor and school officials have revoked the punishment.

Taxing a professor’s privilege. “If we did implement a wealth tax, should it tax tenure? Professorial tenure is, after all, a valuable asset. … Everyone with civil-service protections or similar employment guarantees should probably have that asset taxed.” The author is doing a “thought experiment” but makes a great point – there’s a lot of assets that never come up when the subject of taxes is raised (pun intended.) Assets like lifetime job guarantees, journOlists’ expense accounts, flights on Air Force One, etc, etc. Coincidentally, these are assets enjoyed mostly by those who want to raise everyone else’s taxes.

Dem rep who ate own earwax says “Communism works”. “‘We’ve proved that communism works. If you give everybody a good government job, there is no crime.” Say, how about the gubbermint giving us all jobs eating our own earwax?

James O’Keefe dupes Hollywood with phony anti-fracking film. Watch and listen as pusillanimous traitorous Hollywood liberals express willingness to undermine their own country for a share of some Saudi Arabian oil money that is supposedly financing an anti-fracking documentary.

Obama still can’t throw a baseball correctly. Hey, a pitch that doesn’t reach the plate is basically unhittable and that’s just how the sh*t-stream media will report it. First the Nobel Prize, now the Cy Young award. Amazing.

State Dept. Won’t Say If Christian Toddler Jailed in Sudan is U.S. Citizen: Obama inaction has led to the deaths of a lot of innocent Americans. But we pray this time it won’t lead to the death of one so young and so very innocent.

Today’s daily dose of creepy. Orwell’s “1984” has indeed become a how-to manual.