Author: CO2Insanity

Your Pacific islands aren’t going to flood Nervous Warmers. Not only do we have no warming the past 16 years, it appears we don’t have any accelerating sea-level rise, either. We guess the lemmings can return the Ark they bought.

New study shows gun violence down in Virginia. “The research shows the number of guns purchased soared to 73% in the six year period, while gun related crimes fell 24%.” Meanwhile look at places like Chicagostan, Detroitistan and Oaklandistan where about the only people who have guns are the thugs who care less about gun control laws or any other laws anyway.

Shocking! Cap & Trade Eviscerated by Climate Religion Guru James Hansen!. Did someone drop him on his head? Did he get screwed by Al Gore’s cap and trade firm? Heatstroke from global warming? We wonder.

Cop who sexually assaulted man with a broomstick in New York police station marries his childhood sweetheart in prison. ♬ Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the groom she better watch out for his broom ♬.

Arizona executes double rapist and murderer by lethal injection after cutting into a leg artery when they couldn’t get IV lines into his arms. We don’t feel sorry for him, but you can bet the liberals will be spinning this guy’s execution to show how horrid the death penalty is. Too bad he wasn’t raped, strangled and stabbed to death like his victims.

President Obama’s long-lost drunk-driving uncle wins new bid to try to stay in U.S. We’re so sorry Uncle Omar; We’re so sorry but we haven’t done a thing but golf all day; We’re so Sorry Uncle Omar; But if anything should happen we’ll be sure to give a ring (to ICE).

Citigroup to cut 11,000 jobs, take $1 billion in charges. Citigroup Inc will dump 11,000 jobs in order to save as much as $1.1 billion a year. Just in time for the Christmas of recovery.

HOUSE GOP LEADERS PURGED CONSERVATIVES USING SECRET CRITERIA LIST. If you read the headline with GOP and Conservatives removed, we bet you’d assume the Democrats did this. It’s getting very hard to separate the D’s from the R’s anymore.

CALIFORNIA TEACHERS UNION VIDEO FEATURES ‘RICH’ URINATING ON ‘POOR.’ California propaganda education in action. See what Jerry Brown’s $30 billion tax hike for education pays for? Then people wonder why their children get a piss poor education in California. Edit: Someone blocked the original video so this is a new one. H/T to California Dave

HOLDER’S CHIEF OF STAFF TO RESIGN AFTER CRITICAL FAST AND FURIOUS REPORT. We hear he has an offer to star in a remake of the TV series The Fall Guy.

Top 10 Gifts to Give a Liberal. It’s shopping time conservatives! If you have liberal friends you actually haven’t killed yet, here’s some suggestions for Christmas Winter Generic Holiday gifts.

Warren Buffett Owes 1 Billion in Back Taxes. When Warren says the rich should pay more taxes you can bet he’s not referring to himself. We wonder if the winner of the annual lunch with Warren Buffet prize gets stuck with the bill?

Obama marks Rosa Parks anniversary with picture of himself. Anybody wonder why he’s often referred to as the Narcissist-in-Chief? Didn’t think so.

Orrin Hatch Introduces Amendment To Cut Off Funding For U.N. Over Palestinian Statehood Vote. We love these bills and amendments introduced by Senator or Representative so and so, that a) will never pass the Senate or House or both and b) if they did Obama would veto. What a waste of time and what a load of hot air. Gotta keep the suckers voters thinking your actually doing something.

E15 AKA: The EPA wants to kill your old car. Want to kill someone? Slowly poison them. Want to kill older cars? Slowly poisoning them works just as well.

Congress to look at eliminating the one dollar bill. Perhaps it’s time to buy stock in companies that make suspenders.

OPEN CLIMATE LETTER TO UN SECRETARY-GENERAL: Current scientific knowledge does not substantiate Ban Ki-Moon assertions on weather and climate, say 125-plus scientists. As evidenced by granting Palestine recognition and putting Iran on the Commission on Women’s Rights, since when does the UN deal in reality?

Frustrated Staten Islanders sound off at town hall meeting. We can hear GW Bush saying “Miss me yet?” If these were blacks in New Orleans the MSM would be screaming bloody murder. Especially if President Bush was going on a Hawaii vacation while this kind of crap goes on.

Solar firm that got $26M in Miss. loans is closing. Obama: ‘Did I build that?’

AutoZone employee fired after taking action against “Fake Beard Bandit.” Time to start buying our parts at O’Reilly. This guy should be rewarded, not fired.

Saudi Offers “Castrated African Slave” for Sale on Facebook. Having a rough time figuring out what to get mom for Christmas since she has everything already? Well, here you go! A very eunuch present Courtesy of the religion of peace.

WASHINGTON PROPOSES $1 TRILLION BAILOUT FOR DELINQUENT STUDENT LOANS. Lord Obama taketh away Pell Grants and giveth bailouts.

Oops! Sorry Kids… Obama Forgot to Tell College Students He Cut Pell Grants Before Election. When asked about this President Urkel said “Did I do that?”

WR has ‘heard’ of Viagra use to gain edge on field. Well, it could explain all the butt-patting on the field. We urge all NFL players to be extra careful and don’t drop the soap in the shower after the game until the investigation is complete.

UN recognizes Palestine as non-member observer state. Crooks recognizing fellow crooks. We wonder if the UN has a secret greeting like in the movie the Sting, where fellow grifters touch their noses?