Cop who sexually assaulted man with a broomstick in New York police station marries his childhood sweetheart in prison. ♬ Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the groom she better watch out for his broom ♬.

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perlcat
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Lends a whole new meaning to the advice: “stick to what you know.”
It wasn’t your typical “stick it to the man” situation.
“Broom, broom, out go the lights!”

perlcat
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I can’t even imagine how he would ‘break the ice’ to re-introduce himself to his childhood sweetheart. “Yeah, Sandy, I got into trouble for high sticking an opponent. Only it wasn’t hockey. And it wasn’t a hockey stick. And it wasn’t a player. And I didn’t hit him above the belt. But it *was* at work!”

Not so silent
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They had a simple wedding, A Guard, the Warden, and several family members. The cake had a bride and groom broomstick on top.

Why do inmates get to marry? Shit will all the porno, drugs, and cells phones in prison, it’s a better deal than being out on the street, three hots and a cot at our expense.

poppajoe49
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And no nagging wife when you get home from work!

drb
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Hello Poppa.

poppajoe49
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MUWAH!

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