WR has ‘heard’ of Viagra use to gain edge on field. Well, it could explain all the butt-patting on the field. We urge all NFL players to be extra careful and don’t drop the soap in the shower after the game until the investigation is complete.

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12 Comments on "WR has ‘heard’ of Viagra use to gain edge on field"

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November 29, 2012 3:39 pm

As a former football player, I can understand how this might help on the field. Football is a rough game. Sometimes you get knocked around a bit and your thoughts get cloudy. You don’t want to take yourself out of the game, but you’re confused. It would be helpful to have some sort of arrow directing you, telling you which way to run, showing you who needs to be tackled, pointing at the opening you need to run through. You know, just until your thoughts clear.

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I'm With STUPID
November 29, 2012 3:58 pm

I can’t see having a raging mega-boner as being a good thing in any contact sport. I would consider the use of a penis enlarging drug as an obstacle to performance and a distraction.

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November 29, 2012 4:13 pm

Ah, but misdirection is very important in football. Imagine a play where the running back goes one direction while he points in the opposite direction. They could call it a Modified Statue of Liberty.

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Progressive Hemrrhoid
November 29, 2012 4:32 pm

So is it still a live play if the receivers knees never touch the ground due to a tripod?

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November 29, 2012 8:37 pm

John Madden wrote a book titled One Knee Equals Two Feet referring to the fact that a receiver needs two feet inbounds or one knee to score a touchdown. You bring up an interesting point (so to speak). Madden may have to update his book.

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Trickie
November 29, 2012 5:00 pm

No more tight ends =-0

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poppajoe49
November 29, 2012 7:02 pm

I could see a much higher incidence of injuries if this actually caught on.

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November 29, 2012 8:38 pm

Well, you know the NFL has that new rule about head injuries…

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RedRightBlonde
November 30, 2012 12:15 am

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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