Georgia lawmaker proposes bill to regulate men’s balls in response to heartbeat abortion bill. Meanwhile Cher wants all men circumcized. Which one is nuttier? Will these apply to transgenders?
A Georgia lawmaker proposed a “testicular bill of rights” package Monday in response to the state’s advancement of a bill to outlaw abortions after a fetal heartbeat is detected.
Actresses Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman among 40 charged in college exam cheating plot. This could explain some of the morons who manage to graduate college. Perhaps the DOJ should check into how grades are awarded.
Arkansas Reinstates Hillary’s Revoked Law License; Setting Stage for Clinton as ATTORNEY GENERAL or SUPREME COURT. This should be good until she’s indicted.
Woman expelled from gun hearing after being seen sending this text about a state lawmaker. pic.twitter.com/ySVc9Zm9x5
— Mark Davis (@markdavisWTNH) March 11, 2019
Woman reportedly booted from gun hearing after threatening to shoot lawmaker, NRA members. If they shoot all the gun owners who’s going to be here to save them from the Russians?
Jussie Smollett Case: Grand Jury Returns 16 Counts Against ‘Empire’ Actor. That’s 16 FELONY counts of ‘false report of offense,’ in addition to being charged last month with one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly staging a racist and homophobic attack. He should pray he gets the OJ jury.
DNC Says It Will Exclude Fox News From Televising Its 2020 Debates. We think what they’re really alluding to is that no one who watches Fox will turn on these POS debates.
https://twitter.com/dmills3710/status/1102972757317423105
AOC allegedly doubles down on violating FEC regulations. Well all we can say at this time is morons gonna moron.
AOC’s chief of staff ran $1M slush fund by diverting campaign cash to his own companies. We guess all good little socialists have slush funds.
Oregon Bill Would Allow Starving Mentally Ill Patients to Death. We heartily suggest the morons who want this bill passed try it first.
Green New Deal? Wind power ‘dropped off’ the grid during Polar Vortex. Solar works wonders when it has feet of snow on top of it, too. Perhaps Occassional-Cortex can buy her an exercise bike with a generator on it to power us up.
Wind turbines are shut off when temperatures dip below minus 20 degrees Fahrenheit, as happened in the upper Midwest and Great Plains — an area often dubbed the “Saudi Arabia” of wind energy. On top of that, when it gets, say, minus 45 degrees Fahrenheit, there’s not much wind.
SAFE Act Be Damned: NYC Cop Charged With Illegally Making, Selling Guns to Gang Members. Yes gun laws work and only the police should be trusted with them.
Gas-guzzling car rides expose AOC’s hypocrisy amid Green New Deal pledge. First she’s caught eating a hamburger after telling us beef should be outlawed due to cow farts and now this. A $29,365.70 Uber bill plus she spent $25,174.54 carbon spewing aircraft travel. We guess the ‘boss’ thinks she should get perks us peasants aren’t allowed.
Pedophile Shot Dead by Hitman Hired by Victim’s Father. Bring these guys over here. They could be millionaires in a week.
Guiseppe Matarazzo, a pastor in Benevento, north of Naples, was killed a month after he was released from jail.
The 45-year-old had been serving an 11-year sentence for sexually abusing two sisters after working as a religious leader in the district of Frasso Telesino.
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The Four High-Tax States Of The Apocalypse. So what will the Democrats do? Why of course, raise taxes again.
As we predicted, the wealthy are fleeing these states. The new United Van Lines data were just released that are a good proxy for where Americans are moving to and from. Guess what four states had the highest percentage of leavers in 2018: 1) New Jersey, 2) Illinois, 3) Connecticut and 4) New York. Even high-tax California had more Americans pack up and leave than enter.
Michael Cohen is to tell Congress that Trump broke the LAW while in the White House, reveal the true extent of his links to Russia and detail ‘lies, racism and cheating’ as president’s ex-fixer starts three days of testimony. Cohen has already lied to Congress. He’s a felon. He has Mueller yanking his chain. His attorney is Lanny Davis, big time Democrat and Hillary buddy. They’re going to drag Stormy Daniels out again, along with more Russia-Russia-Russia. In our humble opinion this is a dog and pony show put on by the Democrats in the House and will lead to nothing.
Another Hate Hoax? Gay Rights Activist Accused Of Burning Down House, Killing His Own Pets. Do any of these hate crimes ever turn out to be real? We’re beginning to wonder.
Authorities are accusing Joly, who was named Citizen of the Year by the Jackson Citizen Patriot last year, of setting fire to his own home and killing his pets, two dogs and three cats. He has been charged with first-degree arson.
You think it's been cold in SW California this month? Check out the link below highlighting Downtown L.A. With just 4 days remaining this month, Feb 2019 ranks as the coldest February at #DTLA since 1962 nearly 60 years ago. #cawx #SoCal #LAweather https://t.co/cuSKwxMm2k
— NWS Los Angeles (@NWSLosAngeles) February 25, 2019
Global Warming: Los Angeles Has Coldest February in 60 Years. Al Gore’s going to have to move to Brazil to warm up. It even snowed in Tucson last week.
WATCH: Nancy Pelosi Bumbles Her Way Through Another Presser; Makes BIZARRE ‘Presidents Day’ Claim. It’s beginning to look like she’s giving Porky Pig a run for his money on stuttering. Th th th that’s all folks!
Kamala Harris’s dad on her pot-smoking comment: Our family wants to ‘dissociate ourselves from this travesty. It doesn’t appear that daddy thinks very well of his daughter.
‘My dear departed grandmothers … as well as my deceased parents, must be turning in their grave right now to see their family’s name, reputation and proud Jamaican identity being connected, in any way, jokingly or not, with the fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics.’
Real Housewives of Isis. We don’t know how long YouTube will have this one up. Enjoy. H/T @CoolCzech1
Under-performing: 9 San Francisco schools rank in bottom 5% statewide. Yeah, but they probably got straight A’s in reciting ‘Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Why is Security Fortified for Gov. Newsom’s Press Conference? Why? Because he knows that outside of SF-LA-SAC, everyone hates his guts, that’s why. Governor Gun-Control is a big pussy.
At Friday’s press conference Gov. Gavin Newsom had with California Attorney General Xavier Becerra, State Capitol police had a significantly beefed up presence, and even used a drug and/or bomb-sniffing dog checking out reporters’ and media equipment. Why?
