McCain helped FBI finance plot to frame Trump with phony dossier from Russia.
“New evidence from court documents and intelligence sources combine to show the unthinkable: U.S. Senator John McCain colluded with the FBI and possibly the DNC to sandbag President Donald Trump, before and after the 2016 election.”
ESPN dimwit who called Trump a white supremacist gets suspended. No, not for making dumb, inaccurate, inflammatory characterizations of the president. That’s considered okay at ESPN. No, what she did this time was call for a boycott of NFL advertisers… which, um, gee, happen to be the people who pay the salaries at ESPN. Obviously, Jemele Hill is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
Twitter has really jumped the shark this time. They have censored a Republican’s campaign video, telling her they will run it only if she removes the content they deem “likely to evoke a strong negative reaction.”
Ready, AIM, fired. After two decades, AOL Instant Messenger (AIM), the original instant messenger, is being turned off. So Mr. Yellow Running Man will be needing a new job.
Seriously, you couldn’t make this shit up. A university in Wales is renaming its law school the Hillary Rodham Clinton School of Law.
Robert Mueller’s Tom Price problem. Tom Price took private jets for official business and got fired because private jets cost extra money. He did it five times. The Justice Department and FBI under Eric Holder and Robert Mueller did it 395 times and some of those trips were for personal reasons, not official government business at all.
British professor did research showing “sex change regret” is rising. So the university cut off his funding. End of research. “Engaging in a potentially politically incorrect piece of research carries a risk to the university,” they told him.
Palestinian UN delegation confronted by actual Palestinian. Look at that woman’s eyes. See how they look like they’re going to pop out of her head? That’s because Mosab Hassan Yousef told them straight to their faces, “You are the greatest enemy of the Palestinian people, not Israel.”
Hillary has no clue what a convention of states is. Calling her dumb as a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks. At least the rocks don’t make pretensions.
Cleric: “Women have a quarter the brainpower of men.” Guess which religion. We’ll give you one guess.
“Mere hours after Hurricane Irma, Miami-Dade County was ticketing residents for building code violations on their wrecked properties.”
Lesbian Methodist bishop says don’t idolize Jesus. Like the rest of us he was just a human being, full of sin and figuring things out as went along. So says Bishop Karen Oliveto, who most admires Jesus for “giving up his bigotries and prejudices.” (In other words, in case the LGBT messaging was too subtle for you, Jesus would have accepted her lesbian relationship so you should, too.)
Hillary funding AntiFA with leftover campaign money. The nasty old witch, unable to contain her bitterness at a wasted and unsuccessful life, is funding armed insurrection now–one last middle finger to America before teetering off into the sunset.
Bourne hypocrite. Matt Damon is the narrator for a new documentary, “Backpack Full of Cash,” about the alleged sins of private schools and school choice… but he sends his own kids to a private school.
Trump: “Amnesty is not amnesty.” “We’re looking at allowing people to stay here” and there will be “legal citizenship over a period of time” but it’s not amnesty. Got that, Trumpsters?
Did you know Michael Moore opened a one-man show on Broadway last week? Apparently, neither did ticket buyers.
Welcome to Barack Obama’s third term. If the president making budget deals with Democrats wasn’t déjà vu enough, how about this: on the anniversary of 9/11, the president, the vice-president, the attorney general, and the secretary of defense all gave speeches in which they failed to mention radical Islamic terrorism.
The Tick. In Japan, officials brought a deadly-disease-bearing tick to a press conference to show reporters what it looked like. When the tick managed to scuttle off the table and disappear, bedlam ensued.
The banana peel that ate Mississippi. University of Mississippi students were attending a three-day retreat designed to “build leaders and bring the campus together” when one banana-eating lout, too lazy to find a trash barrel and unwilling to throw his peel on the ground, stuck it in a nearby tree. Black students immediately decided it was a threat, which sparked a day-long discussion about racism, and then everybody left the retreat in tears.
Valerie Plame fundraising on GoFundMe to raise enough money to buy Twitter so she can ban President Trump. Listen, we know there should be something to say about this. We feel deeply that some sort of scathing editorial comment is demanded, for the sake of propriety. But there simply are not words in the English language adequate to the task of describing the level of stupidity involved here, at least so far as we know. Maybe someone at ESPN can come up with something appropriate.
ESPN removes Asian-American announcer from upcoming Virginia football game because… [wait for it, wait for it] his name is Robert Lee and that might remind some delicate snowflake of Confederate General Robert E. Lee, who died almost a century and a half ago.
You couldn’t make this shit up. Put your Faygo on ice and get the popcorn ready because on September 16th Trump supporters and Juggalos will be having giant marches on Washington at the same time.
Virginia Governor McAuliffe repeatedly lying about Charlotte protesters. The state police keep correcting him: no, they did not discover weapon caches around the city; and no, the protesters were not better armed than the police.
Another boy/girl/boy story. This poor little kid was being raised by his divorced mother as a girl. She claimed he hated his penis. But when a judge removed him from his mother’s presence at age 7, and gave custody to the father, he immediately started acting like a boy. Our conclusion: toss the crazy leftwing mother in prison and throw away the key.
Murkowski and Collins say they voted against Obamacare repeal to protect Planned Parenthood. Congratulations, ladies (and we use that term loosely), on reserving for yourselves an especially warm spot in hell.
