Category: 2019 News

Illinois drops from fifth to sixth most populous state. The rats have been deserting the sinking ship for four straight years now. Geographically, most of the ship’s structure is still solid but East St. Louis at one end and Chicago at the other are two big black sucking holes in the hull. And you can’t float with holes in the hull.

One in five federal prisoners is foreign born. That’s 58,766 people costing taxpayers about $2 billion a year to hold. You can mention those statistics at Christmas dinner if you have liberal relatives insisting illegal immigration doesn’t do any harm.

Black journalist upset with Charlie Rose because he did NOT sexually harass her. He only harassed the white women, the racist bastard. As she explains:

“…his sexualization of white women was a manifestation of gendered power dynamics in the same way that his not sexualizing me was an expression of racialized power dynamics.”

Obama let Hezbollah run cocaine into the U.S. This isn’t a story from the far-right fringe. Leftwing Politico broke this story.

FBI warned Trump in 2016 Russians would try to infiltrate his campaign. The FBI should have warned Trump that they were colluding with Obama and Hillary to spy on his campaign and possibly derail it. Or, as FBI Agent Peter Strzok put it:

“I want to believe the path you threw out for consideration in Andy’s office” — an apparent reference to Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe — “that there’s no way he gets elected — but I’m afraid we can’t take that risk. It’s like an insurance policy in the unlikely event you die before you’re 40 . . . . ”

Chris Matthews next on the list. MSNBC paid a $40,000 settlement to a woman after she claimed Matthews sexually harassed her. Which surprises us. That it was a woman.

Former Planned Parenthood VP Will Replace Al Franken: From babe groper to baby killer; now that’s progressive!

Politico reporter has SCOOP about Donald Trump, Jr.! This is HUGE! Allegedly, Donald Jr. called a woman a bitch and used the F word. In pre-school. When he was three years old.

UK built a wall to keep out illegal immigrants… but the wall has unlocked doors in it. So illegals simply open the doors and jump on passing trucks like they always have.

Los Angeles city councilman wants shelter dogs on vegan diet. Liberalism. It’s a mental disease.

USA Today calls Trump unfit to clean Obama’s toilets. And yet the media still can’t figure out why nobody respects them.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Owns CNN’s Jim Acosta at Today’s Press Briefing After He Sexually Harasses Her. Note: In this instance we are using the progressive definition of “sexual harassment”

Flashback: Gillibrand and other pro-Dealers got Iran cash Looks like Trump was right. She will do anything for money.

Innuendo’ Toward Gillibrand Must Be Condemned: So now it is officially sexist for Trump to treat a woman the exact same way he treats men. A take so hot it could only have been brought to you by the same idiot that complained we weren’t giving enough job training to ISIS.

CNN walking back another story. Maybe, to save time, CNN should just issue a warning at the top of every hour: “Everything we say is pure fiction invented with the intention of hurting conservatives and helping Democrats. We are not journalists, we don’t hire journalists, we don’t pretend to be journalists, we are simply asses who get to be on TV.”

Another foot washes ashore in British Columbia. This is the 13th so far. IHTM as a theory: this is what happens when you switch to the metric system… nobody uses feet anymore.

PETA declares war on macaroni and cheese. Liberalism. It’s a mental disease.

Dumbass Muslim blows himself up in Manhattan subway station. Apparently the pipe bomb he strapped to himself went off prematurely. Can we nominate an entire worldwide religion for a Darwin Award?

CNN totally, completely, obscenely, and perhaps intentionally botches bombshell story about Donald Trump, Jr. After playing the story in a major way most of Friday, they were apologizing and wallowing in shame by Saturday morning. Once again, in case you haven’t figured this out by now: CNN = fake news.