Cindy Sheehan’s FaceBook page reveals that she’s a “deather”

Have you heard the term “deather” yet? It’s defined as someone who doesn’t believe Osama Bin Laden is dead.

With that in mind, let’s check in on the lunatic ramblings of the always entertaining Cindy Sheehan on her FaceBook page:

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Cindy Sheehan cups her hand over her ear so she can better hear what the voices in her head are saying

I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you’re stupid. Just think to yourself–they paraded Saddam’s dead sons around to prove they were dead–why do you suppose they hastily buried this version of OBL at sea? This lying, murderous Empire can only exist with your brainwashed consent–just put your flags away and THINK!

We think Cindy’s right. Osama’s not dead. Next thing you know he’ll be showing up at 7-11 stores across the country. With Elvis and Jim Morrison and Andy Kaufman.

By the way, call us deathers if you wish, but we’re still convinced that Kaufman faked his death and will be making a grand comeback on Saturday Night Live any week now.

Source: Cindy Sheehan

This post was last modified on May 3, 2011

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  • I hate to ask this but......who the hell follows Cindy Sheehan on her Facebook page to get this story in the first place?

  • Cindy Sheehan, a sad, forgotten woman, her fifteen minutes of fame ended after Bush won the 2004 election. Cindy's a condom that was used and tossed aside by the Democrats.

  • Are we supposed to know who this "Cindy Sheehan" is. Is this somebody's mom, because she looks like no one to me.

    • Her son died in Iraq. It was sad for five minutes and then after realizing that she was desecrating the memory of her son by being so crazy my pithy levels went down.

  • Haha, I knew something like this would be coming. I'm going to copy and paste my comment from the "Bin Laden is Dead" article-

    Heh, so of course, he was buried at sea, and the White House hasn’t decided yet whether to make public the photos of his corpse.

    I believe he’s dead. For the record, I also believe he’s a natural born US citizen. The reason I lump these two together is because I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Obama and his ilk try to build up another conspiracy movement around bin Laden’s death, as they did with the birth certificate nonsense.

    To clarify (though it’s probably unnecessary), Obama withheld his BC, I believe, for the sole purpose of making people doubt his origins. He then sat on it so the birther doubt could build, and released the BC at just the moment his ratings were dipping to their lowest in an attempt to make his opponents look foolish.

    Similarly, with the corpse out of sight (at sea) and no public access to any other proof of bin Laden’s death, I think they’re hoping to create another group of doubters- this time, doubting that bin Laden was actually killed. Again, though, just when things are looking bleakest for Barry, the photos of bin Laden’s corpse will be presented in order to make the doubters look foolish.

    Now, if I’m wrong about that second bit (and I admit it’s likely), I’ll be glad. We don’t need to waste any more time with liberal stunts aimed at marginalizing their (ever growing) opposition.

  • Poor cindy,if only Bush could of served more than two terms and was still president,you would still be the darling of the media. No more network sent limos to pick you up for interviews,no more green room buffets,no more dem politicians answering your calls....HA,HA,HA......just to go off subject slightly,do you think Kerry's daughters STILLl sit by the phone wondering why leonardo,ben and matt do not call anymore....they loved them so during that election in 2004...HA,HA.HA

  • If we were truly a "lying, murderous Empire" this harridan would have been done away with long ago.

  • You want deather evidence? I got your deather evidence and I raise you one
    NozzleRage! Have fun with these. BTW this guy Alex Jones, while trying to sound kind of Rush Limbaughish really comes off as more whacked out than Cindy Bedpan.

    #1
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpBPVkpmoeg&feature=player_embedded

    I threw this one in just to help take the bad taste out of your mouthes...enjoy!

    #2
    http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzSaZ5v1eW5I%26sns%3Dfb&h=01d0a

    My wife sent this to me so she's the one who should get any credit for these.

      • Thank you DeanH! I thank you and my lovely wife thanks you. We laughed our asses off watching number 2, the number 1 YouTube took a little for patience, but I finally got through it.