Here’s the complete Portland Police Department report on the sexual assault complaint against Al Gore.
Maybe he should have stuck with some of the surefire pick-up lines that have worked so well for him in the past. Like, “Global warming ain’t nothin’ compared to the warming in my pants, baby” or “Have you ever wanted to see what a hanging chad really looks like?” or “You know, I’m from Tennessee and I’d sure like to go down south with you” or “If you’re real nice to me, I’ll let you polish my Oscar.”
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The reason Tipper left Al. He went green, she went black.
How did this happen? Didn't Gore invent massage?
After the way the women who blew the whistle on Clinton were treated, is it any wonder that she was reluctant to press charges?
These piss-ants have turned the clock back on the treatment of women by at least a century. I, for the life of me, can not understand why any woman would vote for them.
Blew the whistle? I thought they blew something else. Maybe that's why he denied having "sex with that woman".
Now we know why Tipper booted him.
OKAY...so this is all because MR GREEN i mean GORE...had a grueling travel schedule...mostly by AIR...yeah real green you f ing dirt ball
The really really nice part about this is that we are NOT saying "former president Al Gore....."