Contessa Brewer got her job by having sex with everyone at MSNBC

Excuse us. We’ve been laughing so hard that we need to stop to catch our breath. (PAUSE) That one was a real rib tickler. Sarah Palin should just lighten up and learn to take a joke like our girl Contessa.

Reference: MSNBC’s whorish Contessa Brewer can’t understand why Sarah Palin took offense to being called slutty

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  • Typical NeoCon/Libertarian BS IHTM...

    You fools make this sound so scandalous! Sure she did the whole staff roll of MSNBC, but not all at the same time...

    It is not like this was some sordid gang bang! It was all a simple one and one straight sex affair. No double penetrations nor anything out of line. AT least not on MSNBC property. At least not that week... At least not on camera that week...

    The only exceptions were when Keith Olbermann said he wanted anal. She was a bit confused when he gave her a strap on harness and said "Suit up!"

    That, and the time she squirted all over the set of Hardball with Chris Matthews. The poor black custodian had to clean it up; it took two hours. She did not mind, to her he looked no different then any other black she met so the extra work she caused for him did not phase her at all.

    Got to love that super slut Contessa Brewer!

    Hey, she does not care what is said about her so... Let the facts be exposed!

    Exposed as Contessa Brewer was when that MSNBC sound crew came by and she enthusiastically started...