In a move designed to (a) reduce the number of Islamic terrorists entering the country, (b) increase the number of other tourists entering the country, or (c) both, a Danish politician has come up with a novel idea:
Show all incoming immigrants images of naked breasts.
Al-Arabiya has the naked truth:
Want to immigrate to Denmark? Then you need to be able to handle to look at a pair of naked women’s breasts, at least if Peter Skaarup, foreign policy spokesman of the far-right Danish People’s party has his way.
According to Skaarup, a documentary film about Denmark that will be shown as part of an upcoming immigration test for foreigners needs to have a pair of breasts in it, to intimidate any extremists from attempting to enter the tiny Scandinavian country.
Because a topless woman on a beach would be a good example of the Danish open-mindedness, Skaarup points out.
This, he said, is mainly relevant for immigrants coming from fundamentalist societies where women are oppressed and are not allowed to display their sexuality or even their hair. On the other hand Danish women are allowed to wear –-or not wear— what they please, underlining that he is not trying to provoke anyone with his statements.
… Integration spokesman for the Conservative Party, one of two government parties, Naser Khader says “a pair of naked breasts is no protection against extremism.”
“It’s quite the opposite, fundamentalists are so obsessed with sex that they will be pouring in over the borders. Maybe we should try with naked pigs,” Khader writes on his page on social networking site Facebook.
He’s kidding. At least we think he’s kidding. But we also think that’s not the worst idea we’ve ever heard.
If either concept is instituted, it will no longer be the terrorists’ dynamite vests that explode, it’ll be their heads. And that’s a much better outcome.
H/T: WeaselZippers.us
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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i like to coming Denmark but i don't know hoe to coming you're country???
Some years ago, Australia began making videos to be shown in UN refugee camps that showed that Australia had lots of trackless desert that you can die in, is amply stocked with snakes, spiders and crocodiles, and is surrounded by treacherous seas with plenty of man-eating sharks...
The idea was to stop boat-people arriving unannounced on the wild northern coasts. I'm not sure how much impact it had, but i loved it for its straightforward simple message!
Based on the number of refugee boats arriving in Australia and the number of deaths aboard those boats, it doesn't appear to have had much impact at all.
Wow! So am I a terrorist or not??
New business opportunity: burka rental shop in airport.
Exactly. I am almost tempted to buy a burka to see if I can get away with it at the airport.
TSA effectively profiling EVERYONE to avoid allegations of singling out. When I fly in January, I will be profiled as a TERRORIST.
I think this proves the point, given the strong links between terrorism and beach volleyball: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/yemen/8140200/Cheerleaders-blamed-for-Yemen-beach-volleyball-defeat.html
I was reading the first part and I was thinking to myself it won't work because and then I read the last part which is exactly what I was thinking. The 9/11 terrorists went to topless bars and called for hookers (what they couldn't wait for their virgins?) weeks and nights before the event so I dont buy that using naked bodies will keep them away.
If anything two things will happen: Like the one guy said because of their obsession with sex they will want to come in (young men not necessarily fundamentalists but they can become so if not already) AND those who are fundamentalists from the start will see it as a challenge and come in to try to get sharia implemented in the country as they are trying to do in other European countries.
The best way to prevent muslims from coming is basically to deny their entry to muslims from countries with factual links to terrorism (or that have ties to such countries). It sounds racist? Perhaps but citizenship and entries and visas into other countries shouldn't be easy to come by anyway.
My libido and I thank you, IHTM.
I'll be in my bunk.
1. Show picture of rear end of a goat.
2. Send them through full body scanner.
3. Detain all those with "little" Mohammed standing at attention.
This idea cannot be any more ignorant that the TSA debacle.
I have the best time reading IHTM when perky stories are accompanied by interesting graphics. This particular photo reminded me of a video of song by Styx, a band I never liked enough to buy anything from but understand their notoriety. I don't remember the title of the song either. Really, the only thing I got is the image in my head of an "actress/model" in a yellow number which otherwise is very much exactly the same as your graphic here, while the singer dude, what was his name - Dennis Deyoung I think, singing "I like big things. The size of them impresses me."
I had an idea flash about another method of musliminoma testing at borders; Mandatory Fingerprint with porcine oil based ink. The aroma of bacon wafting through the area would be an obvious enticement as well. I think the model in the pic should be the type of person that conducts the procedure as well.
AHA! You dirty minds thought I meant large breasted healthy and scantily clad hottie, while I merely meant Danish!