Until now, the threats climate change cultists warned us about have been terrestrial: sea levels rising, year-round snowfalls, year-round heat waves, etc. That wasn’t enough to frighten change-denying terrorists, so now the believers are rolling out the big guns: aliens!
Even the UK Guardian seems a bit skeptical:
It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.
Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.
When Neil Armstrong said, “One small step for man…”, one of the lizard people said, “There goes the astronomical neighborhood.”
“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet.
Hmmmm. The aliens sound a lot like progressive Democrats.
“These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems.”
ETs may not like the growth that’s already here. We’d advise rich libs like Al Gore to move into eco-friendly huts pronto.
It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.
It’s also important for us to limit our bullcrap emissions since it’s likely that frauds and hypocrites can be spotted from other planets, too.
– Written by Bonfire of the Absurdities
Source: Guardian UK
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Here is a photoshop I did some time ago that fits perfectly.
http://i951.photobucket.com/albums/ad352/JustAlBlogger/Dallas%20Tea%20Party%20February%202010/Phun%20with%20Photoshop/NoBiasNoBull.jpg
So Aliens really are "Green"!
Does this mean if we pay even more money to Al Gore he will negotiate on our behalf with the aliens as well as educating those dastardly sceptics?
At least if it is true, they will be smart enough to aim for those people with the biggest 'Carbon Footprint' first. (Better duck Al !)
I think that the aliens will look at Al and see "the fatted calf".
I'm sorry but the word I believe you are looking for , is goat. In the grand scheme of things , there is a distinct difference between the sheep and the goats.
The sheep in the end will find rest. The goats.....
There are no sheep in that camp. Just goats and orcs.
To Serve Man........it's a cookbook!
I've been stocking up on 5.56 NATO thinking that the biggest threat will be a zombie apocalypse...You telling me that we're gonna get invaded by aliens from another planet instead? Does that mean I need to start stocking up on chargers for my plasma rifle??? Dammit...
Looks like I'm going to have to start carrying my gamma ray gun again. It's just so darned bulky.
and it clashes with my cute belts and other accesories!
Since this recession/depression has continued for so long, I can no longer wear my cute belts; they have become way to big. I have resorted to a short length of rope to keep my pants up. It's more fitting to my hillbilly/redneck lifestyle anyway ;) and my bedazzler does wonders with a burlap sack! Dang, I look good. 8)
LMAO! You go on girl! Do your thang!
Jethro style. I love it.
Quick, somebody start playing some Slim Whitman records!
So E.T is headed back to Earth and this time he's pissed! E.T is coming to kick the ass's of the non believers and set things right.
Oh but lucky for Earth we have Super Gore, "Man of Steal" to protect us from the rampaging space liberal.
Only Super Al can save Earth from the space greenie, all we need do is "redistribute" a little more wealth and Al will unselfishly save us from our selfs and the cosmic hippie.
E.T the space liberal is really a capitalists at heart and he wants his "cut".
No problem for Super Al, he'll just squeeze more money from his victims..er I mean supporters.
"Hmmmm. The aliens sound a lot like progressive Democrats."
You go that right. That is exactly what I was thinking up to that point in the story.
It also sounds like that really bad Keanu Reeves remake he made a few years ago. I don't remember the name, but he is an alien who came to Earth to take out the innocent animals and destroy the world because we were being mean to the world and one another and blah blah blah stupid environmental crap.
So this is not really a very original idea. I bet these are others who got PhD's somehow and really want to be called Doctors. Whatever... This sort of crap bores me, they need to get their act together and find something else to do. They could try selling cars (that are lemons), there they will find enough fools to make them happy.
LOL!
I just got this in my email from TPN and posted it in Tips!
" The aliens sound a lot like progressive Democrats."
You kidding? That's like a Greenpeace/Al Gore/IPCC wet dream.
Nonsense! Nothing to it! What a dumb idea.
LOL! Aye-aye, Commander.