Good lord. We just realized this is Gloria Allred. Please poke out our eyes with an ice pick and put an armed guard on our penises.
We sincerely hope none of you are desperate enough to even consider offering Gloria what she seems to be looking for in this video. C’mon, at this point even Gloria’s adult daughter is too old and too ugly to be worthy of cougarhood.
According to our friends over at iOwnTheWorld.com, lovely Fresno, California hosted the second annual California Cougar Convention last Saturday.
We just checked with Travelocity.com and it looks like there are about 20 flights a day between Los Angeles and Fresno. We don’t know for sure if Gloria attended the convention, but considering how much she seems to enjoy the TSA’s enhanced pat down, she may have flown up just to get felt up.
H/T: iOwnTheWorld.com
This post was last modified on February 10, 2021
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DONT FLY , DONT BUY , DONT COMPLY
Uhm... are we suprised no one has touched her in a while and that she enjoyed a perfect stranger more than likely a woman touching her]?
Hello...
By TSA rules, it was a woman. Are we surprised she enjoyed it??
nope... fits the liberal description of a liberal woman...
There is no reasonable answer to molesting citizens in order for them to fly. And to make a woman with a mastectomy form remove it is humiliating and intrusive. I heard today about a guy the did such a thorough pat down on, they broke a urine collection bag that he has to wear post bladder cancer surgery. He was soaking in urine, his bags and clothes wre checked, he had nothing to replace the broken bag, since this had never happened to him before. Just put the TSA in Brown shirts and have them Salute with "heil Hitler" (or Heil, Obama) as you exit the screening area.
Or a Saber tooth tiger - a living nasty fossil
Not with a 39 1\2 ft poll.
donavan is still around here? wow that he/she is braver than the guy that kissed alred on v-j day!
I wouldn't do her with Donavan's tool.
(Sorry, Donavan -- you're just going to have to miss out on that one. Please hold your head up high, and try to cope with the disappointment...)
oh pericat and yet you protest when i tell editor that this site appeals to the lowest common denominator... and then we have brilliant comments from YT, below, saying things like "his 8 inch clit"...
I don't protest. I *am* the lowest common denominator, and to think poorly of the rest of the people that regularly visit this site for all its fine attractions would be snobbish and hypocritical of me.
You, too are also part of the LCD here. It has its own twisted appeal for you, or you wouldn't come back so often. Face it, dude, you're a subversive, too. If you weren't, you'd stay just on the sites that echo your opinions, and that would be most unhealthy for your mental state. A true lib like the ones I am all too familiar with would, once they realized that there is no way to 'fix' this site or the people on it, leave & not come back. I guarantee you that my brother-in-law, the reporter for NPR, would not spend more than 5 minutes on this site before retreating, horrified.
You've got convictions and opinions and don't take the easy way out -- but to quote Beatrice Hall: "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Who knows -- maybe some day we will learn something from you or vice-versa.
The 8 inch clit part *is* too much, but given that it's YT, we cut him some slack, as that's relatively tame for him. To give attribution where it is due, that disgusting term *didn't* come from him, but instead from a book that the liberal side of Time Magazine glowingly reviewed. Personally, I think of YT like a close friend with Tourette's -- constantly torn between keeping him under wraps (for his own good) and taking him & a bag of popcorn to a fancy dress ball.
Decisions, decisions...
pericat, i can't say that you're completely wrong with your assessment here. although, as i said before to administrator, this site is a guilty pleasure of mine. administrator directed me to the link where "8 inch clit" was used. regardless, i don't get offended by swearing or vulgarity. it just needs to be used in a way that's smart... now that i understand the context of YT's comment... i get it and it's kinda funny.
That is the perfect description of YT.
Donovan, you have to keep up. That phrase was crafted by Time Magazine's "Great American Novelist."
https://www.ihatethemedia.com/?p=46672
i see, well i wasn't aware of the article till you sent the link. so.. i guess "do her with Donavan’s tool" was also mentioned in the article? i didn't see it in there... perhaps missed that
Hey, now, I was treating your tool with a modicum of respect. You should be honored that I wouldn't use it on Gloria.
i appreciate your respect for my tool...
By "tool" you mean his 8 inch clit?
I was thinking more of a socket wench.
C'mon, give this old feminazi a break. She hasn't been felt up since that famous kiss from the sailor on V-J Day in Times Square, August 15, 1945!
Urban legend. The woman that got that famous kiss was good looking. Allred has never been and would never be good looking, even if she was the only woman on a ship that hadn't seen land for 10 years.
If she washed up on Robinson Crusoe's island, he'd probably take Friday off.
I have said it before and I will say it again......I would rather have a white hot poker shoved up my crack than to have any carnal knowledge of that "woman".
I guess anything to save a few shekels in this economy eh Gloria......