“How can I remove this filthy Obama tattoo?”

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If one were to believe this question in Yahoo! Answers, SaQuinta Bently is a black woman who has seen the light. In her own words:

I have a FILTHY tattoo of Obama’s face on my gut. How can I remove it?

I’ll admit that I got swept up by the Obama hysteria last year…and that’s why I got his tattoo on my gut. But I have now seen the light…and Obama ain’t nuttin but an Uncle Tom. And with all my pregnancy stretch marks, his face sho be looking ugly on my gut. How can I get the tattoo removed?

We don’t know if SaQuinta is for real, but we kind of doubt it. Nevertheless the ad brings up two thoughts:

(1) If SaQuinta is real, we’d really like to see that tattoo. With all those stretch marks, the Obama tattoo on her gut must now look more like Moms Mabley (We guarantee that’s a funny line if you’re old enough to understand the reference. If not, do a Google image search for Moms).

And (2), would anyone actually be dumb enough to get an Obama tattoo? We did our own Google image search and found photographic evidence that America is home to at least 22 morons.

Our advice: If these Obama tattoos are as prevalent as they appear to be, take every cent you can scrounge up and invest it in a company that manufactures laser tattoo removal equipment.

There’s a fortune to be made, my friends.

This post was last modified on October 20, 2010

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  • I was born with Obama's likeness attached between my legs. I certainly don't want it removed LOL. Looking at both heads, the resemblance is uncanny. As it turns out, I also have a mirror image of his personality on the back side.

  • Personality cult, what I heard liberals mocking so much in the late 1990s, only to gleefully embrace a decade later.

    I don´t mean just the US, before the US had the Obama culte France had a similar cult for the ugly little dwarf, snitchola sarkozy. Just like Obama, sarkozy promised big change and just like obama, he prooved to be the "man" without a plan.

  • If by "seen the light" you mean bought into the lies, smears, fear-mongering, character assassination of Obama from the right, Then, yes she's seen the light!

  • There may be a fortune to be made, but the sad fact is that if the Obamatards get their way, the won't be a reason to make a fortune-the government will tax it away...

  • A photo gallery of the stupidest people on the face of the earth.
    A city in Southern California passed a measure a few years ago that would allow the taxpaying (legal) citizens to pay for the removal of unwanted tatoos. Another testament exposing the mentality of people Californians vote into office. Sorry SoCal, you have some real douchbags running the show there. You have some real douchebag voters, too.