Eco-fascist offers free tattoos to those with dangerous beliefs. No word on complimentary haircuts or showers just yet.

Columnist Richard Glover says it’s time for climate-change deniers to have their opinions forcibly tattooed on their bodies.

For some time now it has been the standard operating procedure for some on the left to equate “climate-change deniers” to Holocaust deniers. We’re not sure whose clever idea this was. We are sure that it really wasn’t all that clever.

As is often the case with the progressives this rhetoric could only exist for so long before it was no longer progressive enough. Now, it seems, there is at least one guy willing to ditch the talk of Holocaust deniers and fantasize about incorporating the tactics of the very guys that brought that particular horror about.

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Global warming Nazis are on the march

Australian Broadcaster and Sydney Morning Herald columnist Richard Glover explains:

Surely it’s time for climate-change deniers to have their opinions forcibly tattooed on their bodies. Not necessarily on the forehead; I’m a reasonable man. Just something along their arm or across their chest so their grandchildren could say, ”Really? You were one of the ones who tried to stop the world doing something? And why exactly was that, granddad?”

On second thoughts, maybe the tattooing along the arm is a bit Nazi-creepy. So how about they are forced to buy property on low-lying islands, the sort of property that will become worthless with a few more centimetres of ocean rise, so they are bankrupted by their own bloody-mindedness? Or what about their signed agreement to stand, in the year 2040, lashed to a pole at a certain point in the shallows off Manly? If they are right and the world is cooling – ”climate change stopped in the year 1998” is one of their more boneheaded beliefs – their mouths will be above water. If not …

Achtung non-believer.

– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com

Source: Sydney Morning Herald

“How can I remove this filthy Obama tattoo?”

“I’ll admit that I got swept up by the Obama hysteria last year…and that’s why I got his tattoo on my gut. But I have now seen the light…”

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If one were to believe this question in Yahoo! Answers, SaQuinta Bently is a black woman who has seen the light. In her own words:

I have a FILTHY tattoo of Obama’s face on my gut. How can I remove it?

I’ll admit that I got swept up by the Obama hysteria last year…and that’s why I got his tattoo on my gut. But I have now seen the light…and Obama ain’t nuttin but an Uncle Tom. And with all my pregnancy stretch marks, his face sho be looking ugly on my gut. How can I get the tattoo removed?

We don’t know if SaQuinta is for real, but we kind of doubt it. Nevertheless the ad brings up two thoughts:

(1) If SaQuinta is real, we’d really like to see that tattoo. With all those stretch marks, the Obama tattoo on her gut must now look more like Moms Mabley (We guarantee that’s a funny line if you’re old enough to understand the reference. If not, do a Google image search for Moms).

And (2), would anyone actually be dumb enough to get an Obama tattoo? We did our own Google image search and found photographic evidence that America is home to at least 22 morons.

Our advice: If these Obama tattoos are as prevalent as they appear to be, take every cent you can scrounge up and invest it in a company that manufactures laser tattoo removal equipment.

There’s a fortune to be made, my friends.

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Belgian tattoo artist creates tribute to Obama’s 57 states

We suspect tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz’ true goal was to give her 57 stars as a tribute to Barack Obama’s 57 states, but as a good liberal he intentionally omitted the star representing Sarah Palin’s Alaska.

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Belgian teenager Kimberly Vlaeminck says she wanted three stars tattooed around here eyes. But she fell asleep during the procedure and woke up with 56 stars.

We suspect tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz’ true goal was to give her 57 stars as a tribute to Barack Obama’s 57 states, but as a good liberal he intentionally omitted the star representing Sarah Palin’s Alaska.

Update: The truth comes out. Vlaeminck didn’t fall asleep. She made the whole story up because her father was furious when he saw what she’d done. So it turns out she’s the one who wanted the tribute to Obama’s 57 states.

Source: Sky News

Sports Illustrated used PhotoShop to remove “natural” beauty’s tattoos

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For god’s sake, man, is there no morality left in the world? Now Sports Illustrated has admitted that its swimsuit issue actually included models who had been (gasp) enhanced with PhotoShop.

This is such shocking news, such a remarkable revelation, that we must pause to gather our senses about us.

OK, we’re back.

This is truly investigative reporting at its finest. Reporters demanded to know if it were true that tats had been removed from Indy driver Danica Patrick’s lower back. In a real Perry Mason moment, the SI spokesperson ‘fessed up and admitted that, yes, Patrick had been “cleaned up” with a little PhotoShop work. He called it “natural beauty.”

Why, next thing you know, some lunatic will try to tell us that these girls have had boob jobs.

But we’re not buying it. Because we know natural beauty when we see it.

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