Hugo Chavez obviously thinks that Muammar Gadhafi’s days are numbered, because he’s now doing whatever it takes to officially replace the Libyan lunatic as world’s craziest leader.
Reuters has the demented details:
“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.
Chavez, who also holds capitalism responsible for many of the world’s problems, warned that water supplies on Earth were drying up.
“Careful! Here on planet Earth where hundreds of years ago or less there were great forests, now there are deserts. Where there were rivers, there are deserts,” Chavez said, sipping from a glass of water.
He added that the West’s attacks on Libya were about water and oil reserves.
We don’t know if capitalism destroyed life on Mars, but Chavez presents pretty good evidence that communism has destroyed all intelligent life in Caracas.
Source: Reuters
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Loco de remate!
And just think, we rely on this kook for 10% of our oil...who is more stupid, Chavez or us?
Hugo Chavez reminds me so much of Benito Mussolini when he was getting all big headed with his ol' bad self and when things went 'to hell in a handbasket, in Italy his own adoring Italian citizens hanged him, stabbed him, beat him to death, and then hung his corpse upside dowm. I'm not sure about the order in which they killed him, but it wasn't pretty. I wonder if the Venezuelans will make the same funeral arrangements for Hugo?
Venezuelans are nuts for keeping this guy as their leader, yet that's their choice, but when it all goes to hell in a handbasket - don't call us!
Venezuelan Chavistas are the ultimate free-lunch true believers. That's it and that's why.
Some facts about Hugo Chavez;The Chavez family are among the biggest land owners in Venezuela,His father has more ranch's with land,cattle,mansions then any other Venezuelan.Hugo Chavez's brothers and sisters and some of their children control all foreign affairs and commerce between Venezuela and all other countries.The Venezuela media is almost totally in his control.This side of the Chavez family is never spoken of in the United States media.I would like to know why????
Why is it that the leaders of shithole countries always are corrupt and crazies? Cuba, N. Korea, Iran, Iraq (formerly), Panama (formerly), Venezuela, etc, etc. Not that we should point fingers. Most of the politicians in this country that are from shithole districts also are corrupt crazies. There seems to be a trend here.
Good thing for Hugo capitalism only destroys intelligent life. He won't have to worry about it killing him.
OMDG! All we need is Michael Moore to do a documentary on how capitalism killed the Martians. What would he call it? Marvin's Choice?
There's water in Libya??
Now I heard, Liberals destroyed all intelligent life on Mars.
They have since targeted Earth.
Where is Klaatu when we need him:)