She looks homeless. She sounds brainless. She’s that one and only leftwing lunatic, Janeane Garofalo, guest starring in Night of the Living Braindead.
In tonight’s episode, Janeane introduces a new word to the English language: depilitorizing.
We graduated from a major liberal west coast university, which means we have an 8th grade vocabulary, so we know a lot of words most people haven’t mastered. We have seven, maybe eight hundred words in our rather extensive vocabularies.
In case you didn’t know, depilitorizing is the act of removing hair from your demilitarized zone. For example, “When I was stationed in Seoul, I got depilitorized. They called it a Korean Brazilian.”
We’re not sure why Garofalo brought up her debilitorized zone in the middle of this conversation.
Oh, and by the way, conservatives control the media.
Janeane said so.
H/T: Jammie Wearing Fool
This post was last modified on July 6, 2010
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So... she doesn't use computers nor the internet because people are MEAN and abusive and use hurtful words YET she continues pretty much onwards with hateful tirades against conservatives. Typical libtard. Don't be mean to me, but I can be mean to you. Witch. She looks like a witch too.
She is honest no one wants to see a special with her, so she was asked and she needs the money so she did it. She is lame, lame, lame.
Being a proud Conservative, I must admit I have never heard of that word. Here is a phrase that liberals don't understand: "Anthropogenic Global Warming is a 100% scam."
Janeane thinks "without any fur, how can fur traiders survive" "without a muff, there's know place to dive" "without a carpet I'll have nothing to clean" lol
Isn't it interesting that the Trib would get records unsealed about Ryan, but won't do its job about this illegal kenyan born muslim we have for a president? Isn't it interesting that this kenyan born muslim wants NASA to reach out to the muslim world for all their, oh so many, contributions to science and technology? Have to wonder though...all those contributions....what were they, using cell phones to detonate IED's, or woman and children human bombs? Wow, that is exciting stuff! Maybe one of them can get a ride on a shuttle or something and blow it up like they do buses, trains, and planes! What a concept! So the question really is...why does this kenyan born muslim freak want the space program to reach out to the muslim world? Does anyone else wonder why he spends so much time speaking to the muslim world and pissing off Israel, our only REAL ally in that part of the world?
I am so sick of this ignorant, uneducated clown....but we cannot get tired...we cannot let it go, if we do, they win....and it they win.......goodbye America....
Does anyone remember this story from 2004?The headline says it all.Kenyan-born Obama all set for US Senate
http://web.archive.org/web/20040627142700/eastandard.net/headlines/news26060403.htm
OMG!!!!! And apparently got the seat because he trashed his opponent tot he extent that the man dropped out of the race! OMG! Anyone who is surprised that Jeri Ryan wnt to sex clubs is either naive or stupid! This is priceless! This says Kenyan, then he says Hawaii, school records in Indonesia. May be he wasn't born. Maybe he emerged from the ocean on a seashell, and that's why we have no birth certificate!
do you have a link?
The only limper than this 'guy's' hair is my massively haired member when I see this photo!
When she takes over for Steve Carrell on the already somewhat Liberal/disappointing since season 2 Office...the show will instantly die....
She used to be fat, ugly and stupid. Looks like she lost some weight.
Kinda scary. She is so out of touch with reality! Conservatives own the media and dominate the conversation? Is she living in a parallel universe? I think the early part of the interview when she explains 1) she folds when she actually has to plan and work, and 2) No-one wanted to see her special anyway says it all. ANd who cares about Brazilian wax jobs. If you like it, go for it, if you don't, then refrain. Why are liberal women so hung up on body hair? Underarm, legs, now genital. Freaks
Ow..A new stereotype, the "Garofalo liberal".