She looks homeless. She sounds brainless. She’s that one and only leftwing lunatic, Janeane Garofalo, guest starring in Night of the Living Braindead.
In tonight’s episode, Janeane introduces a new word to the English language: depilitorizing.
We graduated from a major liberal west coast university, which means we have an 8th grade vocabulary, so we know a lot of words most people haven’t mastered. We have seven, maybe eight hundred words in our rather extensive vocabularies.
In case you didn’t know, depilitorizing is the act of removing hair from your demilitarized zone. For example, “When I was stationed in Seoul, I got depilitorized. They called it a Korean Brazilian.”
We’re not sure why Garofalo brought up her debilitorized zone in the middle of this conversation.
Oh, and by the way, conservatives control the media.
Janeane said so.
H/T: Jammie Wearing Fool