Okay, so it wasn’t a physical bow, but you could hear the synapses creaking as Obama did a mental act of genuflection to Mexican President Calderon.
The thought of a standing US president supporting a third world leader instead of the will of the American people is, well, no longer unexpected.
The President and El Presidente agreed that we need to do away with our hurtful, racist, unfriendly laws.
In lieu of that, perhaps we could come up with some kinder, more gentle names for crimes that wouldn’t hurt the feelings of the illegal aliens who commit them. May we suggest:
- Deportation should be changed “The Homeward Bound Program”
- Murder should be changed to “Spirit Maker” (as in “My client is innocent of felonious Spirit Making, your honor”)
- Tax evasion should simply be called an “Ooopsie”
- DUI should be called the far more innocuous “Road Trip”
- Assault and battery should be called “Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em”
Even the word law sounds so angry. How ‘bout “Suggestion”.
Ahhh, much kinder, much gentle, much better. Muy bueno.
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build a fence 10 feet high, make it 1000 volts. let the SOAB's fry. Feed the buzzards!!!!!
A little critique on your suggestions:
Deportation should be changed to “See you tomorrow amigo”.
Murder should be changed to “Wasting natural resources.”
Tax evasion should be changed to “South of the Border Savings Account”.
DUI should be changed to “Uninsured Roulette”.
Assault and Battery should be changed to “Cockfighting”.
Law should be changed to “Menial sin”.
Ahhh, much kinder, much gentle, much better. Muy bueno.
This President is committing treason every time he takes the side of a foreign representative over the American people, government, constitution and laws. How can people not see that? Or look down the way a tad and see what it can lead to in the future?
When are we on the right going to finally understand and cease being surprised? Whether it's physical or mental genuflection, one has to bow in order to effectively kiss ass.
In my perfect world, there would be a 50ft wall built along the Southern border. There would be armed border patrol agents walking the wall and snipers perched on top. Starting a mile from the wall on Mexico's side, a continuous line of signs would be posted that would not depend on words to tell those coming illegally what they are about to face.
And the burning lake of fire.
Excellent plan, but you forgot the moat filled with sharks.
Ah yes, I didn't think of that. Perhaps we could throw in some pirana, just in case.
But we could only have access to sea bass.
with frickin laser beams on their heads!