The best that can be said for Mexican President Felipe Calderon is that he is a hypocritical puto. He appeared with Wolf Blitzer on CNN and proudly – yes, proudly – announced that Mexicans treat illegal aliens in their country exactly like Arizona wants to treat them. And in his view, that hypocrisy is fine and dandy.
The best that can be said for Mexican President Felipe Calderon is that he is a hypocritical puto. He appeared with Wolf Blitzer on CNN and proudly – yes, proudly – announced that Mexicans treat illegal aliens in their country exactly like Arizona wants to treat them. And in his view, that hypocrisy is fine and dandy.
Blitzer: “Do Mexican police go around asking for papers of people who they suspect are illegal?” Calderon: “Of course.” Blitzer: “If somebody sneaks in from Nicaragua or some other country in Central America through the southern border of Mexico, they wind up in Mexico, they can go get a job, they can work . . .” Calderon: (Interrupting Blitzer) “No, no. If somebody do that without permission, we send back them.”
Tom McClintock should be governor of California. We’re embarrassed to admit that even we fell for Arnold’s lies and voted for him instead of McClintock. Big mistake. This speech on the floor of the House yesterday, ripping the president of Mexico Filipe Calderon, demonstrates why we owe him a huge apology.
Tom McClintock should be governor of California. We’re embarrassed to admit that even we fell for Arnold’s lies and voted for him instead of McClintock. Big mistake.
This speech on the floor of the House yesterday, ripping the president of Mexico Felipe Calderon on immigration, demonstrates why we owe him a huge apology.
He has huevos the size of coconuts and always speaks the truth.
Okay, so it wasn’t a physical bow, but you could hear the synapses creaking as Obama did a mental act of genuflection to Mexican President Calderon. The thought of a standing US president supporting a third world leader instead of the will of the American people is, well, no longer unexpected.
Okay, so it wasn’t a physical bow, but you could hear the synapses creaking as Obama did a mental act of genuflection to Mexican President Calderon.
The thought of a standing US president supporting a third world leader instead of the will of the American people is, well, no longer unexpected.
The President and El Presidente agreed that we need to do away with our hurtful, racist, unfriendly laws.
In lieu of that, perhaps we could come up with some kinder, more gentle names for crimes that wouldn’t hurt the feelings of the illegal aliens who commit them. May we suggest:
Deportation should be changed “The Homeward Bound Program”
Murder should be changed to “Spirit Maker” (as in “My client is innocent of felonious Spirit Making, your honor”)
Tax evasion should simply be called an “Ooopsie”
DUI should be called the far more innocuous “Road Trip”
Assault and battery should be called “Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em”
Even the word law sounds so angry. How ‘bout “Suggestion”.
Ahhh, much kinder, much gentle, much better. Muy bueno.
A grammatically incoherent English translation marred Mexican President Felipe Calderon’s arrival ceremony at the White House Wednesday. But we here at IHateTheMedia.com are highly-trained linguists. We were quickly able to see that the official translation was slightly inaccurate and we consider it our public duty to provide you with this revised translation of Calderon’s remarks.
Felipe Calderon greets President Obama by saying, "Pinche puto," which was translated as "Greetings, my good friend"
The Associated Press reports that there was a language barrier or two at the White House when Mexican el Presidente Felipe Calderon spoke on Tuesday:
A halting and grammatically incoherent English translation marred Mexican President Felipe Calderon’s arrival ceremony at the White House Wednesday, rendering his remarks difficult to understand at times. The Mexican delegation blamed its own translator.
Here’s how those comments appeared in the official White House transcript:
“I know that we share the interest in promoting dignified, legal and orderly living conditions to all migrant workers. Many of them, despite their significant contribution to the economy and to the society of the United States, still live in the shadows and, occasionally, as in Arizona, they even face discrimination.”
But we here at IHateTheMedia.com are highly-trained linguists. We were quickly able to see that the official translation was slightly inaccurate and we consider it our public duty to provide you with this revised translation of Calderon’s remarks:
“You are friggin’ fools, America. While we steal billions of pesos from our people, we will continue to send our starving, unemployed peasants across the border so that they can become your problem instead of ours. And if you so much as open your mouths, we will cry racism. By the way, pendejos, we will eventually take back every square inch of land you stole from us. Long live Aztlán.”
As you can see, language barriers are easily overcome. And in that way, they are a lot like barriers along the border.
