Conservatives have always wanted to see less of Michael Moore, but not this way. The round mound of sound and fury is trying to shed a few pounds. OK, more than a few. A lot more.
The Daily Caller has the dietary details:
The liberal filmmaker recently checked into a $4,500 a week luxury weight loss spa in Miami, a patron of the spa confirms.
Moore visited the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in mid-November. The resort’s campus features “650 acres of lush tropical gardens, fountains, water features and other amenities,” its website boasts.
Moore has visited Pritikin in past years and said he once lost 30 pounds by employing the center’s methods of eating “heavy foods.”
“I eat at least 35 grams of fiber every day. Eat foods that are heavy in weight but low in calories. I got this idea from Roger Ebert; he was the one who turned me on to the Pritikin Longevity Center in Florida. (Eating heavy foods) naturally creates the same thing as gastric bypass; it gives you a full feeling so you don’t want any more food,” Moore told the Chicago Tribune in 2007.
He lost 30 pounds once?
Good lord, Michael, you’re so fat that your tongue weighs 30 pounds. Your wattle weights 30 pounds. Your man boobs weigh 30 pounds. Each. If you ever got up off your fat ass you could lose 30 pounds just sweating. You should lose 30 pounds from the friction caused by your thighs rubbing together. And you’re dumb enough to tell people that you once lost 30 pounds?
No matter how much weight you lose, Michael, you’ll still be a fathead.
Source: DailyCaller.com
This post was last modified on December 9, 2010
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Gee Mickey, $4,500 per week spent on a luxury fat farm? I thought you were the hero of the common man -- the little guy. How many people in Cuba could live on $4,500 per day? Hmmmm? Kinda sounds like you are a world class Marxist hypocrite, don't it?
He could lose 500 lbs and he will still be an asshole.
Bruce Vilanch and Michael Moore separated at birth? same person? anybody ever see them in the same room?
Isn't Bruce Vilanch dead?
What'll he do with all that skin if he has success?
Being a good liberal, he will redistribute his excess skin to poor fat people who don't have enough skin. Of course, they don't have enough skin because it was stolen from them by unscrupulous rich fat conservatives. The fat liberals who redistribute their skin will be known as Dermocrats.
I thought this was Bruce Vilanch!
Come on Mooreon. Keep packing it on. Mmmmmm how about about six pounds of greasy bacon for breakfast, while you are at it about five pork roasts for dinner (instead of the usual four). Mmmm think of all that succulent palm oil in Pina Colodas how good would would 10 or 12 of those be? Then for exercise, go out and shovel a bunch of wet heavy snow.
30 lbs of sh*t came out of his mouth at one cocktail party of DC liberals me thinks.