Conservatives have always wanted to see less of Michael Moore, but not this way. The round mound of sound and fury is trying to shed a few pounds. OK, more than a few. A lot more.
The Daily Caller has the dietary details:
The liberal filmmaker recently checked into a $4,500 a week luxury weight loss spa in Miami, a patron of the spa confirms.
Moore visited the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in mid-November. The resort’s campus features “650 acres of lush tropical gardens, fountains, water features and other amenities,” its website boasts.
Moore has visited Pritikin in past years and said he once lost 30 pounds by employing the center’s methods of eating “heavy foods.”
“I eat at least 35 grams of fiber every day. Eat foods that are heavy in weight but low in calories. I got this idea from Roger Ebert; he was the one who turned me on to the Pritikin Longevity Center in Florida. (Eating heavy foods) naturally creates the same thing as gastric bypass; it gives you a full feeling so you don’t want any more food,” Moore told the Chicago Tribune in 2007.
He lost 30 pounds once?
Good lord, Michael, you’re so fat that your tongue weighs 30 pounds. Your wattle weights 30 pounds. Your man boobs weigh 30 pounds. Each. If you ever got up off your fat ass you could lose 30 pounds just sweating. You should lose 30 pounds from the friction caused by your thighs rubbing together. And you’re dumb enough to tell people that you once lost 30 pounds?
No matter how much weight you lose, Michael, you’ll still be a fathead.
Source: DailyCaller.com
