Poor, misunderstood Nancy Pelosi explains that she’s really “all about market-oriented solutions”

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Don't you hate it when those shadowy special interest front groups tell the truth?

Now we find out that all Nancy Pelosi really wanted to do was out Milton Friedman Milton Friedman. The woman is all about those gol’ danged free market solutions. She’s all over ‘em. Loves ‘em. Has ‘em on her cinnamon raisin bagel in the morning.

The problem, we now discover, is that people never understood that because she’s both dense and incomprehensible.

“All of the inititiatves we had put forth, whether it was healthcare reform or it was the issues that were related to energy security for our country or whether it was Wall Street help, Wall Street reform, any of them, were all about market-oriented solutions, about private sector leading the way, public policy to set standards or have tax incentives or…or…and the like. But it was all about recognizing our job creation would have to take place in the private sector in order for us to really thrive and be entrepreneurial as a country. So that…the labeling of the President as not being in that mode is not correct. That’s who he is.”

We never understood what she was talking about and after watching this video it’s clear that she doesn’t, either.

By the way, who super glued Nancy’s knees together?

This post was last modified on January 9, 2011

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  • The level of complete delusion is amazing. She literally lives somewhere the rest of us don't. When will we no longer be subject to her babbling?

  • I guess Pelosi missed the meetings that stopped our drilling in the gulf , while givein china mexico a pass ... They still drilling too !

  • I am constantly amazed, perhaps I should not be, at how easily Demmunists like Nancy Pelosi, and now The Jump Shooter in Chief......lie.

    I almost shot milk through my nose when I saw that The Jump Shooter in Chief said that HIS tax cuts are now kicking in.

  • "We don't like the Military" Nancy Pelosi
    "The Constitution...The Constituion?..are you serious ?" Nancy Pelosi

  • So, all of a sudden, we're supposed to believe that aliens took over Nancy's body and made her do all those dastardly deeds over the last few years? She's really a free market kind of person? Somehow, I'm not buying it.

  • I know she's from the land of fruits and nuts, but I still gotta ask, does she actually believe the sh*t dribbling from between her botox inflated lips?