Native Americans give Obama an Indian name. We give him 20 others.
President Obama earned himself a Native American name last week. It’s a doozy.
DailyCaller.com has news of the new Native American nomenclature:
President Obama said Thursday that the United States will sign a United Nations non-binding declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples, a move that advocates called another step in improving Washington’s relationship with Native Americans.
Unfortunately, they don't make a headdress big enough to fit Chief He Who Smoke Peace Pipe While Enemy Sharpen Tomahawk
Obama announced the decision during the second White House Tribal Conference, where he said he is “working hard to live up to” the name that was given to him by the Crow Nation: “One Who Helps People Throughout the Land.”
That’s all well and good, but it seems to us that if the Crow Nation had given a little more thought to President Obama’s personality and actual accomplishments, they could have come up with some other names that are more appropriate for the man. Such as:
Chief Laughing Pork
Chief Born In Three Places
Chief Bow to Other Chiefs
Chief Shitting Bull
Chief Lost His House
Chief Hide-behind-Bush
Chief Talk With Machine
Chief Deer in Headlights
Chief Blabbering Stream
Chief Running Mouth
Chief Who Spend Wampum Like Drunken Kardashian Sister
Chief One Term
Chief Who Love Own Reflection In Pool
Chief Spread Other People’s Wampum
Chief Never Stop Running
Chief Peacemaker Who Start Class Warfare
Chief Double Talker (shortened from the literal translation: “Chief Who Talk Out of Both Sides of Mouth”)
Chief Who Speaks With Forked Teleprompter
Chief Who Chase Little White Ball While World Burn
Chief He Who Smoke Peace Pipe While Enemy Sharpen Tomahawk
Don’t thank us, Crow Nation. We’re here for our red brothers.
How about: Chief who ruins own country.
Chief who is laughed at by other chiefs.
Chief who dances with penis tucked between legs.
Chief who takes wampum from warriors and gives to lazy ones with fanny-packs.
Chief whose squaw can fit whole potato in mouth.
Chief who lets warriors look at other warriors junk.
Chief who takes three deerskin for every fire in tee-pee.
Chief who makes own country angry.
Chief who blows smoke out of ass.
Outstanding, Wags. What tribe are you from?
The few and far between NY conservative tribe.
Hey WAGSTHEDOG - Los Angeles Conservative TRIBE-OF-ONE here! Better known as Chief car gets keyed for having NRA sticker in window.
Keep your head down JJJRO, we're surrounded! I guess you could call me "Chief whose head is about to explode and shoot blood from his eyes".
How about this...CHIEF BARRY SOETORO!
The disputes over the land have always been the most difficult ones when it comes to deciding about who it belongs to. And it can be further complicated when the issue of religion is involved as it is the case in many parts of the world where conflicts have arisen almost every day.
Thank you Mr. 60 Minutes...
:-)
Chief Mohammad
Chief F@$K-Up.
Chief Hung Like A Ken Doll
Chief Wife Wears The Pants
Chief Of The 57 Tribes
Chief Bedwetter
Chief Sneaks A Smoke
Chief Who Gives Queen Ipod
The picture was clearly of Chief Reacharound.
"The Crows were always sucking up to the white man."
-- Little Big Man
Damn, I loved Little Big Man. Dustin Hoffman at his best.
That movie was awesome... I had a teacher in High School that was an extra in that movie and she kept pointing out the mistakes and the continuity issues in it. Dustin Hoffman was awesome in it.
Chief Dances With Radicals
Chief Bows Too Low
Chief Blame Bush
Chief Many Vacations
Chief Takes a Shellacking
Old Indian Saying. Quite appropriate even today.
Only someone from the government can cut 2 feet off the bottom of a blanket, then sew it on the the top of the blanket and claim to have added 2 feet to the blanket.
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How about: Chief who ruins own country.
Chief who is laughed at by other chiefs.
Chief who dances with penis tucked between legs.
Chief who takes wampum from warriors and gives to lazy ones with fanny-packs.
Chief whose squaw can fit whole potato in mouth.
Chief who lets warriors look at other warriors junk.
Chief who takes three deerskin for every fire in tee-pee.
Chief who makes own country angry.
Chief who blows smoke out of ass.
Outstanding, Wags. What tribe are you from?
The few and far between NY conservative tribe.
Hey WAGSTHEDOG - Los Angeles Conservative TRIBE-OF-ONE here! Better known as Chief car gets keyed for having NRA sticker in window.
Keep your head down JJJRO, we're surrounded! I guess you could call me "Chief whose head is about to explode and shoot blood from his eyes".
How about this...CHIEF BARRY SOETORO!
The disputes over the land have always been the most difficult ones when it comes to deciding about who it belongs to. And it can be further complicated when the issue of religion is involved as it is the case in many parts of the world where conflicts have arisen almost every day.
Thank you Mr. 60 Minutes...
:-)
Chief Mohammad
Chief F@$K-Up.
Chief Hung Like A Ken Doll
Chief Wife Wears The Pants
Chief Of The 57 Tribes
Chief Bedwetter
Chief Sneaks A Smoke
Chief Who Gives Queen Ipod
The picture was clearly of Chief Reacharound.
"The Crows were always sucking up to the white man."
-- Little Big Man
Damn, I loved Little Big Man. Dustin Hoffman at his best.
That movie was awesome... I had a teacher in High School that was an extra in that movie and she kept pointing out the mistakes and the continuity issues in it. Dustin Hoffman was awesome in it.
Chief Dances With Radicals
Chief Bows Too Low
Chief Blame Bush
Chief Many Vacations
Chief Takes a Shellacking
Old Indian Saying. Quite appropriate even today.
Only someone from the government can cut 2 feet off the bottom of a blanket, then sew it on the the top of the blanket and claim to have added 2 feet to the blanket.