The incredible shrinking mandate: Obama abdicates, Bill Clinton takes over White House

An incredible event occurred at the White House on Friday. President Obama meekly excused himself from his own press briefing and former President Clinton took over, fielding questions for more than half an hour.

Had some emergency caused President Obama to rush away? Had the red phone rung? Was North Korea bombing South Korea again? Had Iran launched an attack on Israel?

No. None of those things. He left because he was late for a party and didn’t want to piss off the First Lady.

As the Telegraph UK describes the exceedingly odd situation:

But after a few opening comments, Mr Obama made clear he had to leave and excused himself, saying that his wife, Michelle, expected his presence at one of the many parties that presidents host during the month of December.

“I’ve been keeping the First Lady waiting,” he said.

Mr Clinton, who clearly had some time on his hands, responded: “I don’t want to make her mad. Please go.”

“And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way you, you miserable excuse for a President,” he thought to himself.

Every time we think this President can’t make himself look any weaker, he surprises us. We’d say man up, but that seems unlikely with this President.

Source: Telegraph UK

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • Obama is weak, even for a usurper, he's a sorry excuse. He left a press meeting because he didn't want to piss off his wife??? C'mon dude, you have to have a better excuse than that, that's just weak. Ummm, doesn't his beefy wife know he's the POTUS? Obama: "Sorry I'm late baby, I had a press meeting-very important!" Michelle: "You sorry ass excuse for a husband! You know I ain't playin' wit chu when it come to my parties! You ig'nant assho'! Don't chu eva do that to me again!!" She is quite frightening, although if I were him, I'd always have elephant tranquilizers handy.

  • This... is soooo disgusting!!!

    Of course Clinton loves this. It may him feel like he was in charge again, but seriously?!

    He had to leave because the First Lady was waiting? Are we SURE Obama has balls?

  • Obama is an unbelievable pussy. My MOTHER has bigger balls. Come to think of it, she's got bigger biceps too. Of course I wouldn't want to piss off the Wookie either.

  • Bill Clinton is the one Democrat who cannot run for President in 2012 so maybe Obama thought he was safe turning the podium over to him. Still, it was one of the most amazing political moments I've ever witnessed. Never has a POTUS appeared more out of touch and helpless---and there's lots of bad people around the world who have taken notice and will act accordingly .

    The Iranian won't need to install missles in Venezuela, they'll install them in the Oval Office.

    • Yet you forget his wife is looming in the horizon and one can make an assumption that he would feed her advice and hence with her there would be kind of another Bill Clinton in power again. Obama gave Hillary supporters and Hillary herself great ammunition. He is an idiot.

  • He bravely ran away, he bravely ran away, When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled ohhh brave brave brave brave SirObin!