Obama has the greatest memory in the history of mankind. And don’t you forget it.

Barack Obama reveals to People magazine that he has a remarkable memory. A really remarkable memory. While talking to the puff piece publisher about parenting, the President told how his relationship with his birth father influenced his relationship with his daughters.

Mr Obama said he regretted not being present because of his own experiences in his troubled childhood.

‘I grew up without a father around I have certain memories of him taking me to my first jazz concert and giving me my first basketball as a Christmas present. But he left when I was two years old,’ he wrote.

A normal person might think that remembering a jazz concert and receiving a basketball before the age of two is a remarkable accomplishment. But it’s nothing for a man of Barack Obama’s talents. After all, he already told us that he remembers his own birth.

He also seems to have memorized Karl Marx’ Das Kapital and Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals verbatim.

But even this remarkable man’s memory isn’t perfect. No matter how hard he tries, he seems to have a little trouble remembering the United States Constitution.

Source: Daily Mail UK

This post was last modified on June 14, 2011

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  • I couldn't stomach watching it, but Weasel Zippers has a clip of Chris Matthews claiming Obama has an I.Q. of 160!

    • There are clips of Chris Matthews saying lots of things, & most of them are as incorrect as the one you pointed to. Plus, in the end, we all know that Matthews is just a cheerleader for the Dems. I just don't want to see him in a cheerleading outfit with pom-poms.

  • I thought at the age of 22 months ( just before his male parental figure left ) he was visited by something appearing to be the angel of light.

    It was told unto him , Barry ( his future name)(( must have been a smart angel)) , let me see your right hand. Now let me see your forehead. Its not a Z like the future Harry Potter , but I will leave my mark .
    Your calling in life is to persuade ( deceive) and convience ( doop) the lesserings so that you may provide for them. Don't sweet it Barry as you will convience them to pay for the very rope that will hang them and their childrens , childrens.
    Most of all , remember that now you will see that Evil will triumph , because good is dumb.

  • Not that it makes much of a difference, but Rules for Radicals was written by Saul Alinsky, not Bill Ayers.

  • Picture this... Using President Reagans smackdown in Berlin.... The new quote will be 'Mr. President, t u r n - o f f your telepromter'.

    That would make Barry stutter and stop.

  • I just want to know who in their right mind takes a BABY to a jazz concert?

    I'm sorry, but a toddler under the age of two isn't going to enjoy the music, and the people around him aren't going to enjoy the show because of him. This doesn't pass the smell test. It just feels like a "convenient" memory to show how kewl Barack Sr., and by extension Barack Jr., was.

    Kind of like marching in Selma, AL.

  • Hey Be Nice guys!!! Remember he's been to " 57 states, with one more to go. My staff wouldn't let me go to Alaska or Hawaii.". Remember, he was able to do flawless free-throws, by 1 and one half. (he had to borrow the basketball from his Kenyan brother the one in the hut) He goes green in the White House, by taking the fan out of the restroom. Why? Because everyone knows his shit doesn't stink.
    Kimmy, you and me both!! (so sick of him)

  • This man is such a f***ing con-man and he has so much help and so many enablers to prop him up. He has a team of professional TelePrompters reminding him which lie he's telling for which day and he only flubs up when they have a weekend off. He has a very wealthy befactor in George Soros

    • Hell he even remembered that his "father" fought in WWII and liberated the Jews with the Russian Army even though he/they served in the US Army while not creating any records of US Armed Forces service. Never mind that his father was born in 1937 or so making him about 7 or 8 years old at the end of the war and his stepfather was born in about 1938. Call me cynical if you will, but I think he is lying about this and his memory, and just about everything else that comes out of his chili dog hole.

    • Professional teleprompters? Then how do you explain the 57 states and his birth in 1965?

  • Why doesn't anyone ask him about that huge scar that runs from ear to ear across the back of his head?

    • I'm guessing that's one of two things:
      1) A scar from the Michelle's frying pan or rolling pin;
      2) The scar from the brain surgery in which a behavioral modification microchip was implanted into his head.

      Hey, Mr. President... can you say, "Manchuria?"

      By the way, he's lying about remembering these things.

  • How nice. All I remember as a two year was telling someone i was two with my fingers that was it. Otherwise my earliest memories are around 5 or 6 years old. Barack Obama has proven once again that he is better than the rest of us. I am so happy he is our President.

    I am sick of him.

  • He should have remembered to get his balls out of Michelle's purse so he'd sit like a man. Ill bet he has fond memories of playing with dolls when he was a little Indonesian kid.

    • oh don't forget that good ole barry worked as a male prostitue.
      I bet growing up with the ladyboy's, shemales, and ray-ray's that sick island is over-run with made him ready to whore for a whole nation so he can get his.

      Golf anyone?!? after all i voted present, so whats the problem?