Well, now you do! It’s called Obama’s Magic Money Machine™. And you can have one of your very own for just three easy payments of $19.95 per month. In fact, forget that. Obama’s Magic Money Machine will pay youuuuuuu.
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*Obama’s Magic Money Machine™ is a registered trademark of IHateTheMedia.com.
NOTE: This is a freakin’ parody. Do not call that phone number. For all we know, it belongs to some porn operation in Bangkok.
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Wow... he is making it rain... how nice. I am sure that lady that is waiting for the car payments and the mortgage payments and whatever payments to magically be paid by Obama will be happy to hear about this Magic Money Machine.
She may have to sell a personal letter from "Magic Man" himself too.
Well if he is making it rain in her house personally she may get to keep the letter after all. :-) How nice to have a personal sugar daddy.
How nice to have a personal sugar daddy.
Where can I get one???
LOL, I would like one as well, but not if he is a liberal ewww... I got to keep my standards.
Well, naturally, the stipulation that he couldn't be a liberal is understood.
This is all you need to know...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOZ-Etb0k0Q
...& if that's not enough proof...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI
...& now you can say it with me, ALL HAIL THE RECIPIENT!
Yep those are my favorite Obama stash clips and the delusion of Obama the provider.
May I quote you (with citation and link) and use the image in question.
Hilarious piece. . . . the comments too. ;)
Bob is doing his part to prop up the Bam-ster. He wakes up early and surfs all the conservative websites for instances of blasphemy against the one. Then he spends a few hours thinking up something to counter their having posted against the messiah.
Hes a good little worker, dont be too hard on him.
Bob, you still have not told us what your point is. Do you have one?
I assume because a small portion of the images on that site are x-rated? That's like saying you should never look at an image on Google Images, because there is porn there (much more than the site you pointed to).
Besides, "Bob," we didn't even get it from there anyway.
You're kind of polluting our threads. Shhhh.
"Image sharing site" does not imply that the person posting the image didn't create it.
Bob, never heard of that site so I went and tool a look. It's an image sharing site. They don't create images there. People post images, all kinds. I'm sure the image exists all over the web, on lots of image sharing sites. And who cares where an image is made anyway? It's an image. Mellow out.
Please check out the web site that this was created and you'll be ashamed that you're regurgitating this image.
http://www.4chan.org/