Why we changed the office cat’s name to Obama

Obama, the annoying IHateTheMedia.com office cat

This is IHateTheMedia.com’s office cat.

He just showed up at the door one day a couple years ago and never left. To tell the truth, we’ve never been crazy about him, but he does catch an occasional mouse so we let him hang around. OK, maybe we even pet him once in a while.

His name used to be Ozzie, but we’ve changed it to Obama. It just seemed like the thing to do:

Just like Obama, he’s half black and half white.

Just like Obama, he talks incessantly.

Just like Obama, he has a sense of entitlement.

Just like Obama, he experimented with catnip in his youth.

Just like Obama, he gets by on appearance rather than accomplishment.

Just like Obama, he think’s its his world and everything should be done his way.

And just like Obama, we hope he’s gone in four years.

This post was last modified on March 28, 2009

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  • Hitler had a gay lover who happened to be a black man and I do believe Hitler would become Hilary during these homosexual encounters.
    90% of white rulers in the earlier centuries had homosexual relationships with those who were concidered to be "less" then equal. Try watching Alexander starring "Colon" Farrel.
    White men tend to molest young men on the regular basis. Most of these young men tend to be latino. This includes Preist, teachers, coaches and doctors.
    And white men definately have the highest population amongst the homosexual community and it seems that publicly they so despise the people of color but deep down you love us almost as much as your creamy white women. And I do stress almost with great caution knowing that a strong black man has always been a white womans kryptonite. They have loved us since the day you people stole this country and decided to leave us black men home tending to the "Misses" while you were out getting ass ****ed by the neighbors cow. White men are pathetic. Always have been always will be. Lol P.S. you all fear black men. Even when I served in the military (Army Ranger) I punked the *** out you hill billy rednecks on the regular.

    • *blink*

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

      Wow... Now that is the role of trolls to amuse us. Thank you for the laugh.

    • meh. I'd rank this racist drivel at about a 2. Not very original, and there isn't enough frothy rage.

      What do you expect from a guy who walks around with his pants around his ankles to commemorate both the clothes he was assigned in prison as well as the first time he took it up the tailpipe?