Why we changed the office cat’s name to Obama

Obama, the annoying IHateTheMedia.com office cat
Obama, the annoying IHateTheMedia.com office cat

This is IHateTheMedia.com’s office cat.

He just showed up at the door one day a couple years ago and never left. To tell the truth, we’ve never been crazy about him, but he does catch an occasional mouse so we let him hang around. OK, maybe we even pet him once in a while.

His name used to be Ozzie, but we’ve changed it to Obama. It just seemed like the thing to do:

Just like Obama, he’s half black and half white.

Just like Obama, he talks incessantly.

Just like Obama, he has a sense of entitlement.

Just like Obama, he experimented with catnip in his youth.

Just like Obama, he gets by on appearance rather than accomplishment.

Just like Obama, he think’s its his world and everything should be done his way.

And just like Obama, we hope he’s gone in four years.

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