The Biggering: Fauxminist Lindy West Blocks All Conservatives Conservatives and libertarians join the sun on a short list of things that Lindy West blocks out.
U.S. military uses 70s-era computers with floppy disks to coordinate nuclear forces. Not. Exactly. Reassuring.
At Walt Disney World in Florida, Sanders noted, the company replaced 250 workers with low-wage foreign workers through H1-B visas.
You might think that Sanders would have a hard time reconciling his position against corporations hiring foreigners with his -relatively new- positions of supporting amnesty and an open southern border. But then you would remember this is Sanders. He only has one suit and logic is not his strong one.
TRUMP REACHES THE MAGIC NUMBER TO CLINCH NOMINATION. Nail meet coffin.
It takes 1,237 delegates to win the Republican nomination for president. Trump has reached 1,238. With 303 delegates at stake in five state primaries on June 7, Trump will easily pad his total, avoiding a contested convention in Cleveland in July.
Howard Dean: Obamacare’s Rationing Board is a Terrible Idea That Will Fail. Batshit crazy guy realizes batshit crazy president has batshit crazy health care plan.
SHOE ON THE OTHER FOOT! Baltimore Police Sue MD AG Marilyn Mosby!! No doubt this will be construed by Mosby to be a racist plot against her. Perhaps Obama should have a beer summit.
Sgt. Alicia White and Officer William Porter filed a lawsuit against Mosby, Baltimore Sheriff’s Office Maj. Sam Cogen and the state of Maryland in Baltimore circuit court for defamation and invasion of privacy, according to a report by the Baltimore Sun.
Katie Couric caught
lying deceptively editing anti-gun documentary. Hey, give her a break: if she wasn’t dishonest, she wouldn’t have a job.
New Study Shows Marijuana Can Alter DNA, Create Mutations. Finally! An explanation for Bernie Sanders voters.
State Department sets new single-day record for Syrian refugee approvals. Obama’s new 60 second vetting process is working well.
Guess Who? – The Albuquerque Trump Protests Were 100% Organized Political Astroturf… We wonder if they were paid the $15.00 minimum wage they’re all bitching about?
APNewsBreak: State Dept audit faults Clinton in emails. 78 page report conveniently appears to omit the word “criminal.”
It cites “longstanding, systemic weaknesses” related to communications. These started before Clinton’s appointment as secretary of state, but her failures were singled out as more serious.
Gavin Newsom Calls Transgender Gun Activist ‘Disgusting.’ We’ll take a pro-gun transgender over gun control pimp Gavin Newsom any day of the week.
NY police hit man with five bullets, Carhartt jacket stops four of them. We knew Carhartt made tough stuff but damn…
Investigative reporter finds hundreds of dead people voting in Los Angeles. One example: John Cenkner died in Palmdale in 2003 but somehow voted in 2004, 2005, 2006, 2008 and 2010. When asked how this was possible, his daughter replied, “He took a lot of time choosing his candidates.”
Kenneth Starr: from righteous warrior to pusillanimous academic. After investigating and prosecuting him in the 90s, now he sings Bill Clinton’s praises:
“President Carter set a very high standard, which President Clinton clearly continues to follow.”
“His genuine empathy for human beings is absolutely clear. It is powerful, it is palpable and the folks of Arkansas really understood that about him—that he genuinely cared.”
We wonder if Juanita Broaddrick “understood that about him.”
Tesla Compared To Enron, Ponzi Scheme In Scathing New Research Report. We’re still trying to figure out how they’re going to fulfill 400,000 orders for their new Model 3 in a timely manner when from what we read they’re not even producing 1,000 cars per week (52,000 per year). While their plant in Fremont, California reportedly had a capacity to produce about 400,000 cars per year it doesn’t mean Tesla will be able to achieve that. Meanwhile, collecting their $1,000 deposit on 400, 000 cars leaves Tesla with a cash pile of $400,000,000 of other people’s money.
Female Security Guard Removed Man who ID’d as a Woman from Bathroom, Faces Charges. Looks like “Ebony” may be looking for a big payday to pay for that Schlongectomy.
Why the USDA is putting a new warning label on beef, starting this week. Blade tenderized should be a real thrill. Keep your Imodium A-D handy.
VA head compares wait times at Disneyland to wait times at VA hospitals. This dope obviously lives in Fantasyland. H/T poppajoe49
Obama Threatens Hospitals: Perform ‘Sex Changes’ Or Lose Federal Funding. Schlongectmies and Addadicktamies will soon be clogging the operating rooms.
Report: Va. Governor Terry McAuliffe Under Investigation By FBI And DOJ. One of Bill and Hillary’s good buddies.
CEO Raises Salaries to $70K for EVERY Employee, Now has to Rent Out his Own Home to Make Ends Meet: The 20th Century Motor Company arrives.
U.S. officials worried about military coup in Venezuela. Here’s the $64,000 question: Why?
BREAKING NEWS: Baltimore police officer found NOT GUILTY of charges related to death of Freddie Gray. We’ll be back later to cover the riots.