I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Coke to Drop Controversial Ingredient Entirely: Call us back when they get rid of the high fructose corn syrup.

Attkisson: There’s a “well-orchestrated strategy to controversialize” Benghazi. “The key words they use, such as ‘conspiracy’ and ‘delusional,’ are in my opinion clearly designed to try to controversialize a story — a legitimate news story and a legitimate area of journalistic inquiry.” Sounds like a clear case of the pot calling the kettle conspiratorial and delusional.

Vampires? Turns out there might be something to the legends. At least with mice. Researchers pumped blood from young mice directly into old mice, and vice versa, and the old mice got younger while the young mice got older. Wait ’til Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi hear about this – they’ll pass a rider to Obamacare so fast, American teenagers will barely have time to say, “Hey, what are you doing with that needle?”

First openly gay Episcopal bishop plans to get a divorce. So that didn’t work out, for anybody. The Episcopal Church was driven into acrimony and division, with membership plummeting, all so this guy could make a point about gay marriage. Now, six years later, he says, “Never mind.”

Remember the Ex-Con Who Squatted in Soldier’s Florida Home & Took Off After Biker Threat? Well, He’s Back. Some morons just don’t know when to quit.

Boehner Below 50 Percent Republican Support In Own District Ahead Of Tuesday’s Primary. I our humble opinion Crybaby Boehner is in his own way no better than Harry Reid. He’s a RINO and he needs to go, which will be a nice message for Karl Rove.

George Will On Benghazi: ‘Rather Less Significant’ Than Watergate: Watergate, if you are not aware, was a Presidential scandal which ended with Richard Nixon resigning over having failed to cover up certain of his underlings failure to bug a hotel room. It is also clearly more significant then any other Presidential scandal in American history including ones in which there was an actual body count, a guy was sent to jail for making a YouTube video, the IRS was wielded as a weapon to crush political dissent and a President finally succeeded in wiretapping a hotel room . . . along with all of the rest of the country that it was located in.

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To Remain Infallible, the Pope Should Listen to God not Piketty: Once again the Pope is affirming his bias against a system of haves and have mores for the older type in which only men like him have and the rest of us must try and subsist off what meager crumbs fall from their golden tables and diamond chalices. All the same we don’t fault this mere mortal for his economic ignorance. But we would prefer it if that same economic ignorance didn’t lead him to so often blame us.

Real estate brokers buzz about possible office move by San Francisco-based Charles Schwab. Tesla looking elsewhere, Toyota moving to Texas and now possibly Charles Schwab moving to Texas. Pretty soon Jerry Brown is going to have to start singing all my ex’s live in Texas because he forgot to talk to Chuck. How long before the Demotards figure out that high taxes, high real estate prices and onerous regulations are driving businesses from California?

Med student selling her virginity to highest bidder. Bidding has already reached $550,000 but she says it’s not about the money. On the other hand, she does admit her “primary motivation remains financial.” Not about the money, but primary motivation is financial: that’s clue number two that she’s a liberal.

Eleven terrorists with links to Al Qaeda have been arrested on suspicion of being involved in the disappearance of MH370. Like Chicago voters, the “dead” Al Qaeda keeps on popping up…

Putin’s plan to reclaim the old Russian empire. “What’s often misunderstood about Putin is that, while he pines for the vanished image of Soviet power, he knows that Communism didn’t work. Nor does he expect to re-establish the Soviet Union’s domination over Europe’s eastern half (as much as he’d welcome it). Putin has become a Great-Russian nationalist, a bigoted throwback to the days before the Bolsheviks arrived. His intent is to regain all the lands that once belonged to the czars.” Putin’s playing chess, Obama’s just playing.

Obama doesn’t know what kind of government we have. Doesn’t he brag about having been a constitutional law professor? So why does he keep saying we have a “constitutional democracy” when we actually have a constitutional republic? Didn’t he cover that in class?

We finally have a clue about what Obama was doing during Benghazi attack. White House visitor logs show three guys signing in to help the president with “Debate Prep” and since his daytime schedule was full, the “prepping” had to happen in the evening. So that’s what he was doing while Americans were dying: working on his re-election patter.

The Fat Lady. Foreign leaders have stopped listening to Obama and the Republicans are starting to sniff blood in the water. Is the fat lady warming up for a song? La la la la la la la….

Seizing Control: A better way to cover the White House. “Five ways to shift leverage from the government to the press and public.” Gee, if only someone had thought of this six years ago…

Harry Reid on Benghazi Committee: something something Koch Brothers something. Mumbles threw in this gem: “Senate Democrats will remain focused on fostering economic growth for all hard-working Americans.” Their “focus” drove almost 1 million people out of the labor force last month. Great job.

Ben Affleck barred for LIFE from Las Vegas casino after security ‘caught him counting cards.’ Perhaps he should go see Steve Wynn. We hear he just loves Democrats, especially Obama.

Obama says botched Oklahoma execution “deeply troubling.” But him giving the orders to blow up people using drone strikes is perfectly OK. Oh the hypocrisy.

Smoking BLM Gun – Public Records – Harry Reid Owns 93 Acres Next to Bundy Ranch. So why does Dirty Harry own land out in the middle of nowhere? Because it’s soon going to be the middle of somewhere? Or, does he just like sagebrush?

April jobs report: 988,000 more people left the labor force. And the Obama administration somehow translates that horrific statistic into another drop in the unemployment rate, from 6.7% to 6.3%. If this sort of improvement continues, pretty soon nobody will be working, nobody will be in the labor force, and the unemployment rate will be 0%. Forward!

The last two people who ran against John Boehner were fired. When they lost their jobs they were specifically told it was because they were running against Boehner. Power corrupts and Boehner is the poster child.

Former Obama NSC spokesman on Benghazi: “Dude, this was like, two years ago.” Dude, Watergate was older when Nixon resigned – and nobody died there.

Security Tight at Secretive Democracy Alliance Meeting. My my, those transparent Democrats are at it again behind locked doors. We wonder if they auction their votes off to the highest bidder?

Former NASA scientist calls Global Warming “absolutely stupid.”

“The temperature of the earth has been going up and down for millions of years. If there are extremes, it’s nothing to do with carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, it’s not permanent, and it’s not caused by us.”

‘Nuf said.