I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Everything you need to know about cellulosic ethanol mandates in one chart. Original mandate by Congress for 2013: one billion gallons. Total produced for 2013: 810,185 gallons. The notion that Congress can legislate into existence a market for a new product: silly.

Email shows AP reporter colluding with State Dept. in Benghazi cover up. Looks like AP reporter Matt Lee has earned a promotion. Clearly, he has the propaganda talents and Obama-White-House-butt-kissing instincts to be running a TV network news division.

DEMOCRAT Illinois governor up for re-election facing criminal probe. Must be something in the water there… something like untraceable cash in paper bags.

LA Times: The Arctic to become ice-free by the year 2000. Yes, and Al Gore can still fit in the jeans he had in high school.

Incredible Images of Train Derailment in Lynchburg, Virginia. Yes greentaards. Rail is SO much safer than those nasty old pipelines. Just ask Warren Buffet, he’ll tell ya.

Supreme Court Victory Gives EPA More Ammo In War On Coal. All comrades should be liking glorious power outages soon comink to neighborhoods. Soon we will be lookink like glorious People’s Republic of North Korea at night. Glorius population reduction will be comink from people freezink to death in winter and dyink of heat stroke in summer. Any leftovers will be goink to our glorius FEMA camps to be reeducated by hard labor until they are dead.

Are pilotless drone command & control systems the “treasure” in the strange disappearance of MH370? According to this report, the systems were hijacked by the Taliban and sold to the Chinese. But on its way to China via Malaysian Airlines, the cargo was recovered by American and Israeli commandos who hijacked the plane it was on… MH370. Interesting.

3D printer builds 10 small houses a day for $5,000 each. Yeah, it doesn’t look like much, but neither did the first automobiles.

EPA delayed Climate Change regulation until after Midterms. “…allowing vulnerable Senate Democrats to avoid a vote on the measure six weeks before voters go to the polls.” As Ketchup face says, Climate Change is the most critical issue there is – next to saving the political asses of Democrat senate hacks.

Subway removes ham and bacon from nearly 200 stores and offers halal meat only after ‘strong demand’ from Muslims. We have a feeling Subway is going to get a backlash from non-Muslims. Even though this appears to be UK only, we’re only eating at Togo’s from now on. Subway can suck it. Bacon sandwich here we come!

Florida Democrats vote for Islāmī qānūn. Otherwise known as sharia. It was a straight party line vote. Fortunately for Floridians, Republicans outnumber Democrats in the state senate.

White House: Hey, those explosive Benghazi emails weren’t even about Benghazi! “Karl asks Carney why the specific Ben Rhodes email was not released to Congress, why it took a court case to pry it out of administration’s hands. Carney’s answer: ‘This document was not about Benghazi.'” Sure, it was about Ben Gazi. Or maybe it was about Ben, Gazi. Would you believe Bengal Tigers?

Alan Grayson’s 24-year marriage dissolving amid accusations of bigamy. According to Alan, Lolita was already married to someone else when she married him in 1990 and started having their five children. Now that she’s filed for divorce, he wants an annulment.

Obama’s Transportation Secretary defends Muslim airline’s ban on Israeli Jews. Headline says it all. As for the picture, we don’t know why they look like they’re about to kiss. Maybe they’re good friends.

Another day, another racist rant by a Democrat. This time it’s comely Marie Strumolo Burke, Democrat councilwoman in Belleville, New Jersey, who says she’s worried that… well, we can’t repeat what she’s worried about. You’ll have to click on the link.

Sources: Sebelius Now Refusing To Testify Before Senate Panel. She should just quote Hillary Clinton and add a little extra, like: “What difference at this point does it make? You’re all screwed with Obamacare.”

Newly-released WH email shows Rice talking points on Benghazi politically motivated. “If this isn’t a smoking gun on Benghazi, at least on the controversy over the talking points that blamed a YouTube video rather than the terrorists who plotted and then conducted the attack, then it’s not clear what would qualify.” With today’s sh*t-stream media, nothing would qualify. More here.

Keystone Protester: We’re Willing to Die to Stop this Pipeline. This is the way the MSM thinks. Liberals=passionate, Republicans=terrorist.

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Illinois Dem Charged with Possession of Child Porn. Another day another liberal. Chicago ain’t our kind of town, that’s for sure.

Polar bears threatened by excessive ice. Remember, the polar bear was listed as “threatened” in 2008 by the dumbass Fish and Wildlife Service, specifically because they were worried about a lack of ice at some vague point in the future. Now, six years later, a polar bear researcher is saying there’s too much ice.

Rasmussen Reports Survey: 53% of Americans Against BOTH Parties. Yes, save for a few, it’s all one big happy family in Washington, DC., devoted to stuffing their pockets and getting reelected so they can get another turn at the hog trough.

On eve of Holocaust Remembrance Day, John Kerry badmouths Israel. Never mind that awkward business about Hitler trying to eliminate Jewish people from the population of Earth, Lurch says Israel is guilty of apartheid if they don’t make peace with Hamas.

Paul Simon, Edie Brickell arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Yet more loving liberals. Looks like it’s time to build a bridge over troubled waters.

Anti-Gun Group Admits They Use Armed Security. First an epic fail, now epic hypocrisy.

Epic Fail: Anti-Gun Protest Outside NRA Meeting Draws 25 People. Perhaps Nanny Bloomberg should offer free health food. That should get the crowd up to maybe 30.