I HATE THE MEDIA ™

14 ways to avoid the ObamaCare Tax. ObamaCare stimulates the economy? We see the potential for loads of new businesses springing up printing phony eviction notices, bankruptcy filings, etc. Or maybe just help with #14.

With Grandpa Jimmy’s help, gubernatorial candidate Jason Carter already breaking the law. Hey, Jimmy thought elections in Venezuela, the West Bank, Gaza, and Egypt were okay so you can imagine how low his standards are. As long as Jason doesn’t start shooting Republicans with a sniper rifle, Jimmy will insist everything is kosher.

Ellen sucks up to Obama: Obamacare “doing very, very well…I think everyone’s very grateful you did this.” Later on, she told Zero his crap smelled like roses. Well, not really… at least, not in this clip anyways.

Federal government spending $398,213 on Mexican male prostitutes. And, as usual, we’re the ones getting screwed.

CNN’s Don Lemon: ‘Is It Preposterous’ to Think a Black Hole Caused Flight 370 to Go Missing?: On the off chance that Flight 370 was swallowed up by a black hole at least it won’t be alone, it will have Mr. Lemon’s ratings to keep it company.

http://youtu.be/LV6A4QiAkVw

The ‘Joys’ of Socialism in Venezuela… This is the definition of “hurry up and wait.” It’s also FUBAR.

How Europe and Obama lost leverage with Putin: Putin was changing the map while Europe was saving the climate. “Instead of investing in secure energy, the EU has invested in green energy, driving up energy costs, reducing competitiveness, and allowing Putin to remain in the driver’s seat.” Wonder if President Vacation and SOS Herman Munster still think climate change is the most pressing diplomatic issue? Don’t be silly, of course they do.

Court rules states can make voters prove citizenship. “The ruling is a boost for states’ rights and marks a setback for President Obama and other liberals who fought stiffer voter ID checks with an argument that they reduce voter turnout.” Make that “reduce Democrat voter turnout.” Expect to see an increase in dead voter resurrections if ruling stands.

Malaysia turns to FBI for help finding missing plane. Which pretty much guarantees the plane will never be found. The FBI? These are the clods who investigated Oklahoma City, Benghazi, and TWA Flight 800. These are the pretend lawmen investigating the IRS scandal and so far, one year later, haven’t managed to interview one single conservative group that was harassed. These are the frauds who spent years testifying in court they could distinguish whether bullet casings came from the same manufacturing run, then had to admit they were lying. Really Malaysia, the FBI? You’d do better hiring a bunch of retirees with metal detectors.

President Barack Obama fills his BRACKET on SportsCenter!!! Ukraine? Libya? Syria? China? Malaysia? Unemployment? Eff ’em, man, none of those losers even got invited to the Big Dance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WJF1Aq845s

Health industry officials say ObamaCare-related premiums will double in some parts of the country. “[An] insurance official, who hails from a populous swing state, said his company expects to triple its rates next year on the ObamaCare exchange.” Well, their pre-ObamaCare policies must’ve been substandard…

Did fracking cause Los Angeles’ earthquake this week? City councilmen investigate. Why bother? We’re sure fracking caused the SF quake of 1906 and the smaller quakes in 1989 and 1994. Because #climatechange and #bigoilevil.

Democrats in Pennsylvania Accepted Bribes to Oppose Voter Identification Laws. Perhaps they should change the name from Pennsylvania to Eastern Illinois. As usual Obama’s AAG Holder looks the other way.

 

Reporters not allowed on Michelle’s trip to Red China. Nor will she be taking any questions from reporters. Let’s see: first class travel to exotic location, taking Mom & the kids along because it’s spring break, no reporters allowed… If it smells like a vacation junket and quacks like a vacation junket, by golly it’s probably not official business that should be paid for by taxpayers.

Paul Krugman: And what’s wrong with rising wages, anyway? Nothing so long as they are made up of solid dollars. Unfortunately what Krugman is championing is an accounting error. A situation in which those with the least productive ability will have their labor price fixed at greater than it is worth and paid for by wealth that doesn’t exist. Which sounds all well and good until that theft of value is offset by greater unemployment, higher costs of living and a general theft of savings.

Woman Fakes Heart Attack, Then Takes $60 From Good Samaritan: So. Obama faked having a heart so that he could steal three trillion from the tax payers.

Venezuela’s inflation rate at nearly 57 percent: Pretty soon nobody but those in government will have enough to eat. But at least they’ve solved the problem of income inequality.

Bribe-taking convict and accused fraudsters run for office in Illinois Democratic primary elections, as the state’s political legacy gets even smarmier. Well, this gives a whole new meaning to I Like Ike. If you like your corruption you can keep your corruption,

Nancy Pelosi admits that Congress is scared of the CIA. ““You don’t fight it without a price because they come after you and they don’t always tell the truth.” You Koch s***ers sure know how that works, don’t you?

Stand back, Chris Hayes is doing politics: Poor Christopher. He was entitled to a show, but not an audience.

http://youtu.be/-mODa0DqWk0

Instead of reaching for the sky Nasa now says it is falling: A new study sponsored by Nasa’s Goddard Space Flight Center has highlighted the prospect that global industrial civilization could collapse in coming decades due to unsustainable resource exploitation and increasingly unequal wealth distribution. Nasa should dial back the Malthus and realize that they might be correct but not at all in the way they think. Resources will become scarce as powers of production are removed from the people and placed in the hands of those that can create nothing but debt. A situation that will not be resolved by further stealing from the makers to enrich the takers.

More Warren Buffett Hypocrisy; Restructures Deal To Avoid $400 Million In Taxes: Why should Warren Buffet pay his fair share when Obama is so determined to have you do it for him?

Mitch McConnell Freaks Out and Calls The Police on Reporter Who He Feared Questions From: A flood is coming, and no three billion dollar dam is going to hold it back.

Who does Kathleen Kane think she is? Eric Holder? After former Republican Attorney General of Pennsylvania Tom Corbett caught Democrat legislators accepting bribes, Kane, the new AG – a Democrat – dismissed the charges because the crooks were all black and mostly female… therefore the investigation must be racist and sexist.

Michelle Obama and family take another taxpayer-funded trip. “…going to tour China this month…” If only we could get them on a slow boat to China… and take the sooper genius along for his bracket expertise.