I HATE THE MEDIA ™

DNC attendees can’t name a single Hillary accomplishment. What difference does it make?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__A4fO7egs

From sea to shining sea, kids fleeing Michelle’s school lunch program. And there are long-range consequences, too: “The most damaging result will be a generation of kids who equate healthy food with lousy taste.”

Nearly 10,000 Las Vegas Casino workers might go on strike over ObamaCare. “The biggest hurdle to reaching settlements in Vegas is the new costs imposed on our health plan by Obamacare… Even though the president and Congress promised we could keep our health plan, … unless the law is fixed, that won’t be true.” Can’t wait to hear Harry “Koch head” Reid call them all liars.

School forces half-naked, sopping wet student to stand outside, frostbite results. So what did she do, bite her arugula into the shape of an AK-47? Not this time: “A Minnesota public high school was so committed to obeying its fire drill policy to the exact letter of the law that it forced a female student–dressed only in a swimsuit, and sopping wet–to stand outside in the freezing cold for ten minutes.” Skool! Where dey teech stoodents to tink!

Global Warmists squabble over theology. Things have gotten so bad, Warmists are turning on each other. Obama’s science advisor John Holdren criticized climatologist Roger Pielke for testifying to Congress that extreme weather events have not increased. Pielke fired right back, saying Holdren and Obama are as bad as Bush. Ouch – that’s like the f-word for these guys.

As Russia Swallows Up Crimea… Obama Plans Yet Another Vacation for This Weekend. Which no doubt will involve a game of golf or two by our masculine president.

Putin nominated for Nobel Peace Prize among record number of candidates. Meanwhile we hear Dear Leader is being nominated by Guinness World Records for most golf games by a president.

Chevron wins RICO case over Ecuador shakedown artists. “The wrongful actions of Donziger and his Ecuadorian legal team would be offensive to the laws of any nation that aspires to the rule of law, including Ecuador – and they knew it.” Didn’t know that stuff still mattered in Obamerica…

Joe Biden Staff: “Harry Reid Can Go F*CK Himself!” The backstory is the Senate defeated a controversial Obama nominee to head the DOJ’s now-Orwellian-titled “civil rights” division, with 7 Democrats joining the Republicans in voting “NO!” Obama wanted this bozo confirmed but Biden decided he didn’t want to have to defend casting the tie-breaking vote come 2016 and started working behind the scenes to get him defeated. When Harry Koch Reid called Biden’s office to find out what the hell was going on, the words we love to hear were uttered.

Obama said to allow two-year renewal for old health plans. Sure, that’ll work – insurers are just dying to do a truckload of legal busy-work to re-establish plans that they’ll be cancelling again in two years. It’s not just Obama’s foreign policy that’s based on fantasy.

House to vote on making fine for disobeying Obamacare individual mandate $0. Sure, Harry “Koch on the Brain” Reid will never let it come to the Senate floor and King Putts would veto it anyway, but so what? Why not just do a “Deem and Pass” thingy like the Kleptocrats did? King Putts doesn’t follow the law, why the hell should anyone else. Exemptions for everyone, not just the 1%!

NJ teen sues parents for college tuition. “…she says they threw her out of the house when she was 18”, while dad says “daughter voluntarily left home in October because she didn’t want to abide by the rules, such as keeping a curfew and doing household chores.” If Obama had a another daughter… ah, the hell with it.

Michelle Obama Takes Another Pricey Trip. Looks like she can’ t even let the engines on Air Farce II cool off between vacations anymore.

Lois Lerner fears for her life if she testifies at Wednesday’s oversight hearing. “Ms. Lerner has been the subject of numerous threats on her life and safety, and on the life and safety of her family. I left with the staff recent evidence of those threats.” It’s the Chicago way.

Cuddly liberal Alan Grayson accused of shoving and injuring estranged wife in domestic incident. Don’t expect to see this on the “news” ’cause he’s a (sssh!) Democrat: “That must also be why, per Guy Benson, the Sentinel doesn’t mention his party affiliation until the 23rd paragraph of a 25-paragraph story.” BTW, here he is from 2012, talking about a war of some sort…

Rachel Maddow knows who to blame for the mess in Ukraine. George W. Bush, of course. She’s a one trick pony.

Study: Green buildings use more energy. Another government mandate that accomplishes nothing.

Prime Minister’s Internet porn advisor arrested for possessing child porn. Maybe this is why Downing Street picked Patrick Rock to advise on the problems of Internet porn – apparently the guy really is an expert.

Flashback: Obama to Medvedev “…after my election I have more flexibility”. More flexibility to get bent over Putin’s knee and spanked.

Obama: Russia ‘on the wrong side of history.’ Proof that the old adage: It takes someone on the wrong side of history to know someone on the wrong side of history, is true.

‘There’s nothing fashionable about working at McDonald’s’: Fast food employees accuse Moschino of ‘mocking’ minimum wage earners with new $1,000 a dress collection. Well, this should close the wage gap. The working poor won’t be able to tell some rich bitch is one of them or not.

California governor Jerry Brown warns that legalizing marijuana could cost the state its competitive edge if everyone is ‘stoned.’ Sorry Jerry. One look at most liberals should tell you you’re way too late.

Matthew McConaughey thanks God after winning Oscar. Hollywood audience stunned into silence.

Kerry: Russia may be pushed out of G-8. “He warned that Russia would also find itself isolated, facing asset freezes, visa bans and disruption of normal trade routines.” Sec’y of State Herman Munster takes time out from his important work on yachting and climate change to shake a fist in the general direction of Russia.

Obama’s military in action. From an “Army of One” to an “Army of Onanism.” From “Semper Fi” to “Simper Fi.” Air Force: from “Aim High” to “AIDS High.” And the Navy… well, actually, they can stick with “Be Someone Special.” (Yes, that’s an American soldier in drag.)