I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Have you watched season four of Game of Thrones? Of course you haven’t – it doesn’t start playing until April 6. But President Obama has, and it’s not the only TV show for which he’s requested advance copies. Apparently the guy has a lot of spare time on his hands.

Progressive group photoshops Republican Greg Abbott out of wheelchair. It’s a miracle! Who knew progressives could do faith healing?

Dem congressman gets creepy, sings to himself to avoid Obamacare question. Lost the cue cards with our talking points “Koch Brothers” and “Climate Change!” printed on them, did we?

Oversight report: 6 reasons Lois Lerner waived her Fifth Amendment rights. Meanwhile Congress does nothing about it save for some blustering. Is she waiving below? Or is she saying Heil Obama?

Are Robots About to Take Our Jobs? Time to break out the sledge-hammers and bust up some looms.

Tearful Dottie Sandusky tells how her imprisoned child molester husband misses ‘fun times with grandkids’ in first interview since he was jailed.

‘A friend had written to him and asked him what he missed, what did he take most for granted?’ she said.

‘He said family meals, the fun time with the grandkids playing ball, (and) doing special things with friends.’

Isn’t that last one what got him in trouble to begin with?

That mummified Detroit-area woman who died in 2008? She voted in 2010. Apparently her vote was handled automatically just like her house payment.

Virgin CEO Richard Branson tells climate skeptics to “get out of our way.” His wisdom on “green” matters is questionable: Virgin invested money in Solyndra… ‘nuf said. Here’s a thought: maybe someone should do an environmental impact study on all that blonde hair dye he uses.

Abenomics crucified with lowest GDP since Abe, worst current account deficit on record. “Monetary debasement does NOT result in an economic recovery, because no nation can force another to pay for its recovery.” No, but the political cronies are gettin’ rich and that’s all that really matters.

Kim Jong Un wins North Korea election with 100% turnout, 100% approval. “Democracy” is great as long as the peepul make the “correct” decision.

Saudi Arabia declares Muslim Brotherhood “terrorist group.” So even the home of Mecca and birthplace of Osama bin Laden can’t stand these thugs. Meanwhile, Barack Obama did his best to give them Egypt and socializes with them in the White House.

Progressive Racism: The hidden motive driving modern politics. “The basic dividing line in American politics is not (as it once was ) North vs. South, nor is it (as many people now assume) Coasts vs. Flyover Country, but rather Urban vs. Rural…” If it’s hidden, it’s only because they make so much noise accusing everyone else of it.

Bossy First Lady: Ban the Word ‘Bossy.’ OK Moochelle. How about we bring back the “c” word then?

Sharyl Attkisson, ‘Fast and Furious’ investigative reporter, resigns from CBS. Investigative reporting? We don’t need no stinkin’ investigative reporting! A Demofascist is president and we’re journOlists, dammit!

Democrats plan all-night “talkathon” on climate change. “The Democratic effort is cause for some confusion because these senators are calling for action in a chamber they control but without any specific legislation to offer up for a vote, or any timetable for action this year.” It’s a new low in transparent manipulation, even for these people.

WATCH: Palin Puts Twist on Dr. Seuss to Denounce Obamacare, Cronyism. Sarah Palin is no ditz she merely tells it like it is. McRino and Rove they need to go, or the next election they will blow.

Kerry urges US envoys to make climate change a priority. Remember the bad old days when the Secretary of State’s priority was trivial stuff like foreign policy? Let us Putin this another way: if the US doesn’t take its foreign policy seriously, no one else will has.

DHS tells American border guards to run away from illegal immigrants hurling rocks at them, fleeing in vehicles. DHS should just start hiring French Border Patrol Agents and this will happen naturally.

IRS caves on Lois Lerner documents. “If there’s not a Holy Grail email in this round of documents, then we’re not going to find it.” We’d have more confidence Congress is getting everything if the data had been released by a 3rd party, a la the Climategate or NSA stuff. Unless they’re slow Lerners, 8 months of stonewalling is plenty of time for IRS bureaucrats to dispose of anything really incriminating.

Juan Williams: Treatment of Condi Rice by Rutgers a hateful liberal double standard for black conservatives. “Black Americans must be obedient liberals on all things or risk being called a race traitor or an Uncle Tom.” Juan, they don’t even have to get off a plane, they just gotta say “I’m not voting Democrat.”

The woman who “can leave her body at will”. “…strange brain activity involved in out-of-body experiences.” Oddly enough, no brain activity is involved in politicians’ out-of-mind experiences. (Did we say “oddly”?)

We know about the Irish roots… apparently Obama has Welsh roots, too. Or maybe he just forgot he bet Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper two cases of beer on the U.S.-Canada Olympic hockey games – yeah, maybe that’s why he hasn’t paid up. He has a lot on his mind after all, what with another exhausting vacation trip this weekend.

CBS & ABC haven’t talked to a Global Warming skeptic in almost four years. 1,391 days and 1,383 days respectively, to be exact. Meanwhile, climate alarmists are showcased regularly. (NBC is more balanced – they had a skeptic on The Today Show just 298 days ago.)

2016? Hillary Clinton 47%, Jeb Bush 33%. Looks like Karl Rove and his RINO buddies need another wet dream.

 

Obama calls Putin to offer Russia a ‘way out’ of Ukraine crisis after he ordered first sanctions on Moscow. This is like British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain offering Hitler a way out before WWII. Comedy gold.