I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Official probe concludes Obama administration broke the law. State Dep. employee Maria Otero stonewalled the investigation but officials persevered and discovered that federal funds were used to promote abortion in Kenya. Given past Obama reactions to criminal activity, we expect a quick promotion for Ms. Otero.

STUDENTS AT HISTORICALLY BLACK UNIVERSITY LASH OUT AT OBAMACARE AFTER THIS SURPRISE SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT. Remember, according to Oprah, they’re all racists.

POTUS was right about one thing: Obamacare really did bend the health care cost-curve… In the below graph you can now see how the American public gets bent by Obamacare.

Gestapo Tactics Used By Oregon Governor – Dispatches State Policeman To Harass and Intimidate Reporter. Officer donut really needs a black leather trenchcoat and a black fedora like his Gestapo predecessors.

MSNBC HOST’S HIDEOUS AND GRAPHIC ATTACK ON SARAH PALIN IS SO OVER-THE-TOP, WE CAN’T EVEN PUT IT IN THE HEADLINE. Note that Thomas Thistlewood‘s diary described slave treatment in JAMAICA in 1756 and note the BRITISH ran Jamaica in 1756. Now who is America’s “resident dunce” and a “world class idiot” Martin?” Considering this diary has nothing to do with the United States and that you’re British, we’d say you.

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Pennsylvania newspaper retracts 150-year-old editorial. Who said newspapers were slow to admit they’re wrong? Whoever it was, they might have a case:

“We write today in reconsideration of “The Gettysburg Address…” Our predecessors, perhaps under the influence of partisanship, or of strong drink, as was common in the profession at the time, called President Lincoln’s words “silly remarks…” In the fullness of time, we have come to a different conclusion.”

Obama Issues Veto Threat for “Keep Your Plan” Legislation. This must be King Barry’s way of working with Congress. We say Veto away and see what happens in the 2014 election. Republicans should be salivating about this.

Washington state insurance commissioner: No, we’re not letting insurers un-cancel plans now. Perhaps we should start referring to Obama as the Un-President. Lot’s of fizz, but nothing substantial in the can.

OBAMA’S INSURANCE ‘FIX’ IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. As usual, the gutless wonders in Congress will sit on their hands and do nothing.

Al-Qaeda rebels in Syria mistakenly behead one of their own. He looked like an infidel, doggone it, so they chopped his head off in front of video cameras. Then they realized it was their wounded buddy, Mohammed. Clearly, no IQ test is required for membership in Al-Qaeda.

NJ Assn. of Health Underwriters, on the “fix”: “This is a new insanity”. “…many states require a 60-day notice of a change in plan or a cancellation. It’s November 15! How can they comply with this new element of federal law, and with their state laws?” Y, things are sure difficult when you don’t know WTF you’re doing.

Quantum physics proves that there IS an afterlife, claims scientist. “He believes our consciousness creates the universe, and not the other way round, and once we accept that space and time are ‘tools of our minds’, death can’t exist in ‘any real sense’ either.” Hmmm, so maybe consciousness is NOT an epiphenomenon of neural activity. Free your mind, the rest will follow.

Obama (tacitly) admits that Obamacare is unworkable. “This president’s announcement today that the White House will allow health insurance companies to continue selling plans that do not meet the ACA’s minimum criteria… [is] an admission not only that the law doesn’t work, but that it can’t and won’t.” Every flood starts with a few drops of rain, Quagmire.

Global warming scientists discover world’s oldest living creature. Then accidentally kill it trying to determine its age.

Obama used nonexistent fatwa to justify talks with Iran. In September, the serial-misspeaker president said in a speech to the U.N. General Assembly that Ayatollah Ali Khamenei “has issued a fatwa against the development of nuclear weapons.” No, he has not. No such fatwa exists. What’s more, the Ayatollah is on the record saying it would be premature to issue such a ruling.

Architect of Obamacare blames website failure on Fox News. We predict “Ezekiel Emanuel” will someday be listed in dictionaries as a synonym for “smug bastard.”

Generation Opportunity throws Anti-Obamacare tailgate party. “Students at The University of Miami celebrated opting out of Obamacare with beer pong, pizza, and partying with Creepy Uncle Sam.” The leading edge of the coming ObamaCare death spiral…

The city of Bel Aire, Kansas must not have liked its plan… “…city’s 30+ employees have just received notice that because of the Affordable Care Act, their current insurance will no longer be available.” Rates doubling, part-timers dropped, yada, yada, yada. Another ObamaCare success story. As the Edsal book once asked, “What’s the matter with Kansas?” A: ObamaCare!

Switzerland referendum proposes “free money” annually to everyone alive. “Every month, every Swiss person would receive a check from the government, no matter how rich or poor, how hardworking or lazy, how old or young. Poverty would disappear.” Ummm, no, money would become worthless and poverty universal. So expect this stupid idea to spread like a contagious disease.

NY Daily News Editorial Attacks America’s ‘Immaturity’ for Showing Anger Over Obamacare’s Lies: Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to lose our health for the Obama lie.

Bernie Goldberg to O’Reilly: Tea Partiers Are the Real RINOs: Don’t look now Mr. Goldberg, but it appears there is a shark directly beneath your water skis.

Poll: Republicans take lead on Congressional generic ballot. Shit – meet fan.

U.S. government knew about al-Qaeda ‘pep rally for jihad’ in Benghazi that included calls for the murder of American diplomats – just months before terror attack. Hillary lied, people died.

The New York Times invents a brand spankin’ new phrase… to help them through the balance of Obama’s term in office. “Incorrect promise” is what they call an Obama lie now.

GOP REP. CONFIRMS ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT WILL BE FILED AGAINST ERIC HOLDER – HERE ARE THE LAWMAKERS WHO ARE SUPPORTING THE EFFORT. Time for Holder and Obama to get their deck of 57 race cards out.