GAO: $1 billion TSA behavioral screening program ‘slightly better than chance.’ We wonder how much the odds would improve if they stop frisking 90 year old grandma’s Depends and stop being PC and ignoring Muslims?

Add WebMD to the list of media we hate. The consumer health care website people trust with medical questions has been writing positive articles about Obamacare… without telling people they were being paid by the government to promote Obamacare.

Former Secret Service agent blasts ‘toxic’ administration. “…he believes the “toxic” administration is “using government as a weapon exclusively to intimidate enemies.” Present Toxic Quagmire – catchy.

Calif. Insurance Commissioner: More Than 1M Californians Having Insurance Cancelled Due To ACA. If anyone in the Republican Party has half a brain they need to vote to ensure Obamacare keeps on rolling out. This could be the worst thing for the Democrats since Jimmy Carter.

Will sh*tty Obamacare ads get young people to buy insurance? Well, they voted for Obama so they obviously have a soft spot for sh*tty stuff. See more works of ObamaArt here.

CNN: Friday “de facto deadline” before Dems “defy” Obama, back GOP’s Obamacare fixes. House GOP planning some “keep your plan” fixes, but it may be too late – once plans are cancelled, they’re cancelled. But at least one can savor the spectacle of suddenly-vulnerable Dem politicians in open revolt against the empty suit they once lionized.

California Lawmakers Want Porn Stars to Wear Safety Goggles. So what’s after this in Nannyfornia? We predict the below will soon be required for porn flicks made there.

http://youtu.be/hh4yp07UKEg

Unofficial Obamacare navigator has solution for higher insurance premiums. Solution: find a sugar daddy.

The Sugar Daddy Insurance Plan
Most Americans believe the only options for getting healthcare and avoiding “Obama-drama” are through your employer or your parents. Well, they thought wrong! If you’re a young and beautiful woman (or man), SeekingArrangement.com has got you covered.

Plaque on building at Northeastern Illinois University in Chicago. The plaque, which the university refuses to change, was installed in 1905 so that’s how long the Democrat Party has been trying to revise history to hide their ignoble past.

Is Kerry the worst Secretary of State ever? “It must be admitted that to have done so much damage to American interests in so little time is quite an accomplishment.” He knew Kerry was up to the task, that’s why Present Quagmire picked him.

ACA offers Americans more opportunities to get… swindled. “State and federal authorities report a rising number of consumer complaints, ranging from deceptive sales practices to identity theft, linked to the ACA.” “Deceptive sales practices”… seems like there’s a lot of that going around these past few years, eh?

Australian ministers: We’ve had enough of “socialism masquerading as environmentalism”. “…Australia will not sign up to any new contributions, taxes or charges at this week’s global summit on climate change… it plans to move within days to repeal the carbon tax.” Good show, mates. (Note to Present Obama: Australia is the place near Asia with the kangaroos, not the country in Europe where they speak Austrian. You’re welcome.)

McCain: Tons of people want me to run for president again. We think by “tons of people” he means he got one letter from Karl Rove.

“Muslims can take the property of Christians and Jews.” So says imam Yasir Qadhi, professor in the Religious Studies Department of Rhodes College, in Memphis, Tennessee. (What? You thought this came from some foreign whackjob in Egypt or Saudi Arabia?)

Obama Stocks Among Best After Re-Election as Rally Tested: Remember how well the real estate market was doing back when the Fed was pumping money into it? Yeah, this is going to end just as badly and probably much, much worse.

Guess who took the food stamp money. No, it wasn’t Republicans who caused the cuts to food stamps. Obama diverted $4.5 billion from the program to fund Michelle’s bean-sprout-heavy Let’s Move! school lunch program… which kids refuse to eat.

Venezuelan military seizes major retail chain. “Thousands of Venezuelans lined up outside the country’s equivalent of Best Buy, a chain of electronics stores known as Daka, hoping for a bargain after the socialist government forced the company to charge customers ‘fair’ prices.” Don’t think of them as “the military” but rather community organizers with assault weapons.

DNC Debbie: Obamacare will be advantage to Dems in 2014. Sure, if the Kleptocrats can get the media to convince everyone it’s the Republiclowns’ fault… “Damn that McCainCare!” Hey, Debbie wouldn’t myzzle you, would she? [Video at the link – if you ObamaCare.]

TV/Media ranks among top 3 professions with most psychopathic personalities. We’re sure politician is also high on that list.

Three guys build alternative Healthcare.gov over the weekend. For free. And it works. So what did taxpayers get for that $630 million we spent on the official government version? Other than lots of campaign donations to Obama?

Net worths of 100 left-wing millionaire and billionaire celebs. “Many supported the Celebrity President himself Barack Obama, who has ironically gotten quite wealthy preaching against ‘evil’ rich people.” Not ironically, that was the plan all along.

Power Bacon! Bacon scented deodorant: Now you too can smell like Chris Christie!

White guy wins Houston election by pretending he’s black. Thereby garnering the black racist votes.

Windmills killed at least 600,000 bats last year. When you add the bats killed to the birds killed, factor in the screeching and howling noises that drive people crazy, consider the fact that many have stopped working from lack of maintenance, all of them stop working when the wind blows too hard or too soft, and even when they work they produce electricity so expensive utilities must be forced by legislative fiat to buy it… well, by golly, windmills are the perfect liberal idea.

NBC’s Chuck Todd: Obama “does not believe he lied.” “…he did not sit there and say he intentionally lied. He said that he wanted to, he thought he was going to be able to keep this promise.” He may not think he lied but everybody else smells sharply-creased trousers burning.