“Just before the weekend, the National Park Service informed charter boat captains in Florida that the Florida Bay was “closed” due to the shutdown. Until government funding is restored, the fishing boats are prohibited from taking anglers into 1,100 square-miles of open ocean.”
Speaking of water, our president has gone off the deep end.
IT experts on Healthcare.gov website’s problems: “The site basically DDOS’d itself”. DDOS=Distributed Denial Of Service, computer-speak for “the POS was so badly put together, it hosed itself.” Yep, they’re the bestest and the brightestest and they’re gonna run your healthcare ’cause they’re eleventy-times smarter than you.
Duck Dynasty star says A&E editors cut out the name of Jesus… during the show’s prayer scene until he talked to them. Now they let Jesus stay. Phil Robertson calls it “spiritual warfare” and says they also add fake bleeps to imply the cast is cursing when they actually aren’t. Color us unsurprised by Hollywood’s perfidy.
GOP Rep Confronts Park Service Ranger at WWII Memorial: Of course this lady is just doing her job. And if this one doesn’t work out for her maybe she can get one loading up some trains.
http://youtu.be/bYpfdXaLSzw
OBAMACARE FACEBOOK ERUPTS WITH CITIZEN STICKER SHOCK: So if we’re paying for their health care, and they are paying for their health care then somebody is pocketing the excess. But at least they can’t say they weren’t warned.
Capitol Suspect Miriam Carey Believed Obama Electronically Monitored Her: No Obama was not personally electronically monitoring this woman. But people that worked for him (and programs under his direction) did. Just like is being done to all of us. A responsible media would be pointing this our right now. But there is no responsible media. So we’ll just have to do it for them.
France vows to “save the bookstores”: Fixes price of books, bans free shipping by Amazon. Holy merde for brains, Batman, WTF are “books”?
Student removed from school lessons after shaving head for charity. Common sense is dead. RIP.
Chris Matthews pens book about the 1980s – “when politics worked.” Somehow Matthews-the-author never noticed that his boss back then, Speaker of the House Tip O’Neill, shut down the government 12 times – 8 of those while Ronald Reagan was president. So basically every damn year.
DC attacker a dental hygienist, shot dear after chase. Well, you can bet MSNBC, CNN, CBS, NBC and ABC will be disappointed she wasn’t a white Tea Party member from the South wearing KKK sheets.
Seven stupid things the gov’t spent money on during the shutdown: From “new websites to tell visitors that they don’t have enough funding to run their old websites” to “posting park rangers at the WWII memorial to prevent rogue veterans from getting in” this is your government at work even when it is not supposed to be at work.
Obama: ‘I Have Bent Over Backwards To Work With The Republican Party’: Looks like Barry has gotten the GOP and Reggie Love confused again.
Obama tries to shut down privately owned Mount Vernon. But the Mount Vernon Ladies’ Association, which owns the place and doesn’t receive any government funding, tore the barrycades down and remained open for business.
“Bang, Bang,” You’re Suspended: Second-Grader Sent Home for Carrying Invisible Gun. The pussyfication of America continues.
Obama: Imagine if workers could shut down a manufacturing plant just because they didn’t get what they want. Whatever code word the Secret Service uses for Obama we suggest they change it to something like clueless, dense or moron. No teleprompter = no brain.
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP: GUESS WHAT THE OBAMACARE HOTLINE NUMBER NEARLY SPELLS. How appropriate! Bend forward and cough up your money.
Obama closes privately-funded Claude Moore Colonial Farm. They’ve never been closed in previous shutdowns because, well, they don’t use federal money. “In all the years I have worked with the National Park Service… I have never worked with a more arrogant, arbitrary, and vindictive group representing the NPS,” said the small Virginia park’s managing director.
Belgium went without a government for 589 days. And everything went swimmingly. Maybe even better than otherwise. So don’t let the politicians in D.C. sell you any scare stories.
CBS warns viewers of 212 degree warming of air temperatures. Apparently CBS News thinks whatever the IPCC says is Gospel and apparently CBS reporter Ben Tracy has a brain the size of a peanut.
NY Times editor fears “reporting on the truth will die.” “It is not my fear that newspapers will die,” Dean Baquet, managing editor of the New York Times tells students at Sandusky U Penn State. “My only fear is that the craft of witnessing and reporting on the truth will die.” Sounds like a self-fulfilling prophecy to us.
Bigfoot is real. A group of scientists is showing digital video of Sasquatch and claiming they have DNA analysis of hair, blood, skin, and other tissue which proves a close relative of humans is roaming the woods of North America… or a missing Robertson brother.
The other side of transgender . Belgian is euthanized after female-to-male sex change operation. Maybe, just maybe, gender is not the issue with these unhappy people:
“I was ready to celebrate my new birth. But when I looked in the mirror, I was disgusted with myself. My new breasts did not match my expectations and my new penis had symptoms of rejection. I do not want to be… a monster.”
Obama capriciously, callously, shabbily blocks World War II vets from visiting their memorial. The World War II Memorial is unmanned and therefore open to the public 24 hours a day. Barricading the memorial to stop a group of WWII vets who scheduled their trip a year in advance – actually requiring more government manpower to put up the barricades than to do nothing – was done for political reasons, not government shutdown reasons. If Barack Hussein Obama had done nothing else wrong during his time in office, this alone is grounds for impeachment.
Two years after bankruptcy, Vallejo CA again mired in pension debt. Why? Because “Pension fund, city’s biggest creditor, only one not touched in bankruptcy.” That’s like going on a diet and not cutting back on the 200 daily Twinkies.
Rising polls boost Lonegan campaign in NJ Senate race against Booker. This is a special election to replace the late Frank Lautenberg, who held the job for nearly half his adult life. We haven’t had a non-Democrook US senator in NJ since Clifford Case in the 1970s. Even Taxachusetts had Scott Brown for a couple of years. Yikes. Please (sniff, sniff) stop us before we give another Democlown a lifetime job.
