I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Exciting and uplifting news from a college campus. Students at the University of Colorado blame Obama and/or Democrats for the government shutdown almost unanimously. Last count shown on the video is 13-1. John Galt lives out there in Colorado somewhere… and he must be giving some kickass speeches.

Obama to Pick Yellen as Leader of Fed, Officials Say: Break that glass ceiling all you want, that is a good thing. But do you have to drop so many currency debasing fiat notes while you are up there?

CBS actually notices! Praise be to heaven, what can it mean? The Communist Broadcasting System understands that Obamacare is a “disastrous” mess.

Firefighters rescue man’s penis from toaster. We know what you’re thinking but no, Anthony Weiner wasn’t tweeting a picture to a new fan.

Obama On Those Against Raising Debt Ceiling: “You’re A Deadbeat”: No Mr. President. The real deadbeats are to be found among your supporters. And we are tired of paying the bill for your corporate kickbacks and vote buying programs.

NIH stops Therapy Dogs from visiting sick children. “The Clinical Center at the National Institutes of Health has suspended its dog therapy program because of the government shutdown…” Well, that’s what they’re telling us, anyway…

Map from 1418 shows Chinese in America 74 years before Columbus. And now they hold the mortgage on the place, confirming the ancient principle of “finders, keepers.”

JFK Dated Helen Thomas? JFK’s first missile crisis.

Co2Insananity will temporarily leave the building. My friends, effective Tuesday October 8, I won’t be writing for a few days. As everyone will be wondering why, here’s the skinny.

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Singer’s Trayvon Martin Song Wonders Who Teen Could Have Been: We’d like to think that no life is beyond salvaging but, other than Robert Zimmerman’s murderer, it is nearly impossible to say what Trayvon Martin would have become had he lived.

ATF blocking publication of whistleblower’s Fast and Furious book. Not because it reveals classified information or compromises ongoing law enforcement proceedings. But rather because, “This would have a negative impact on morale in the Phoenix [Office] and would have a detrimental effect on our relationships with DEA and FBI.” In other words, ATF doesn’t want the embarrassment.

CNBC HIT BY LOWEST RATINGS IN 20 YEARS. It appears the only demographic group watching this reside in mental institutions.

LA Times: We don’t publish letters to the editor that deny man-made climate change. “Simply put, this objection to the president’s healthcare law is based on a falsehood, and letters that have an untrue basis (for example, ones that say there’s no sign humans have caused climate change) do not get printed.” Well, if you went bankrupt and ceased publication of this resource-consuming global-warming-worsening rag altogether, you could avoid printing any untrooths that might sneak in when you aren’t looking. Sound like a plan?

Sticker Shock: Californians suddenly discover why all the Republican shouting over #Obamacare. Welcome to the United States of Dystopia, which is what the Democrat goal is.

Barry the Hutt. Our crime boss in chief assumes time is on his side as he keeps sending taxpayer-paid thugs from the National Park Service to “make life as difficult for people as we can.”

WWII vets storm through another barrycade. Above is the barrycade erected by Obama at the U.S. Marine Corps War Memorial, commonly known as the Iwo Jima Memorial. Below is a photo of the WWII vets after they tore down the barrycade and entered anyway. Semper Fi, Marines, and thank you again.

Facebook chooses sides – joins the forces of tyranny. Remember those bikers headed to the WWII Memorial yesterday? Facebook “locked down some of [their] state group rooms” making it impossible to post updates. God forbid Americans be allowed to see what’s happening in Washington.

Libyan Government Demands Explanation After U.S. Raid. We’d tell them to demand in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first. Where’s the explanation for Benghazi? Hmmmm?

One mystery of the government shutdown is why Republicans are so apoplectic about the Affordable Care Act, a piece of legislation that aims to make health insurance more affordable for millions of Americans.
Higher taxes, higher prices, lower quality of services, fewer services altogether, drop in quality of life, drop in life expectancy, rationing, long lines, the nationalization of our bodies and a system that is of more benefit to the insurance companies than the people that supposedly can’t be trusted to get health care on their own. What is not to love?

Navigating the Obamacare marketplace labyrinth. “The efficiency of the DMV combined with the intrusiveness of the NSA and the credit bureau.” One woman’s long day’s journey into the night of Obamacare. Leave it to the gubbermint to create a web page with a waiting line. Wonder what the penalty is for leaving the page without permission…

NYT reporter: Obama admin “most closed, control-freak administration I’ve ever covered.” “Whenever I’m asked what is the most manipulative and secretive administration I’ve covered, I always say it’s the one in office now.” Go home and look in the mirror, chump, it’ll tell ya who’s to blame.

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT BILL HARRY REID JUST PASSED DURING THE GOV’T SHUTDOWN? No, not gas, although we bet he passes plenty of that.

Obama open to name change for Washington Redskins. At last, something he is an expert at. Perhaps they should be called the Washington Cronies (Phonies?) in acknowledgement of their home town’s major industry. How about they make like Obama and change their name and not tell anyone what it is?

Bikers headed back to Washington. This time they’re headed for the barrycaded World War II Memorial. What’s that old Chinese curse? “May you live in interesting times?”

Obama closes church. If civilian priests try to conduct mass Sunday as unpaid volunteers, they will be arrested. But hey, don’t worry, the president’s favorite golf course at Andrews Air Force Base managed to stay open.