I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Ever wonder who’s responsible for making military bases gun-free zones? Answer: that other no-class, military-hating, lying-scumbag president.

Natural result of liberal thinking. In Sweden, a judge has ruled it is not a crime to masturbate in public.

CALIF. COLLEGE PROFESSOR HANDS OUT MIDDLE EAST MAP — BUT SOMETHING BIG IS MISSING. No, not his brain, although that’s something we’d question. Hell, if they can alter the 2nd Amendment and lie in news stories they certainly can eliminate Israel. Another liberal that won’t let facts or reality get in the way.

MSNBC STILL AIRING DEBUNKED GRAPHIC SHOWING NAVY YARD SHOOTER WITH AR-15. Liberals never let reality get in the way of a good story.

FBI Released ‘Seeking Information’ Poster for Suspected Navy Yard Shooter Aaron Alexis: We thought the reason Obama needed the power to spy on all of us was so they’d already have this information when it was needed. You know the whole freedom versus security argument would be a lot more compelling if their confiscation of the former ever resulted in the latter.

Washington Navy Yard Already Suffers the Restrictions That Gun Control Advocates Favor Another failure of the American gun free zone.

High school textbook changes 2nd Amendment. The statists control the textbooks and will make sure they raise new statists.

EU climate commissioner says policies right even if climate science wrong. What, you thought these dumbasses would fold up their tents and go home once the science proved them wrong? Au contraire, mon frère – the leftist bureaucrats in Brussels never give up control once they acquire it.

Navy Yard shooter was mentally ill and addicted to violent video games. Just like the last two mass shootings (Sandy Hook and Aurora). And it happened in a gun-free zone, also like the last two mass shootings. So liberals will stop talking about gun control and start talking about mental illness and video games, right? Right?

Green battery manufacturer closed by even-greener EPA. It would be fun and entertaining to just sit back and watch liberals make fools of themselves… if only they weren’t using our money to do it.

At least 12 people killed in shooting at Navy building in Washington. More ‘workplace violence’ like Fort Hood? Crazed Tea-Partiers? Al Qaeda wannabees? Terrorist Veterans? Time will tell. Whomever they are, they shouldn’t be breathing anymore as far as we’re concerned.

Lawyer suspended for calling an illegal alien an illegal alien. Apparently, using correct terminology in Indiana is considered unnecessarily embarrassing.

8-year-old Yemeni girl reportedly died of internal injuries on her wedding night. Rights groups have tried to outlaw child marriages in Yemen but Muslim clerics resist their efforts. Ah, the glories of Islam.

Former NSA director wants Chinese-style Internet. With strict rules and regulations and no anonymous postings critical of the government. Anybody still unconvinced these people are the enemy of liberty?

Boston cabbie rant.

“There’s no way to win around here. The whole city’s corrupt, it’s infested with corruption, it’s everywhere. Someday the working people of the city are gonna wake up, because 90 percent of them are asleep right now. But someday they’re gonna wake up, they’ll have had enough, and then there might be some change.”

Book says Matthew Shephard tortured and murdered by gay lover. So the sine qua non excuse for hate crime legislation across the U.S. wasn’t even a hate crime in the first place.

Syria sending chemical weapons (back) to Iraq prior to U.N. inspections. Saddam sent them to Syria for safekeeping prior to the Iraq War, now Assad is sending them back to Iraq… a shell game with tin-pot Muslim dictators as the grifters, Russia as the shill, and the United States as the mark.

The Nation: Dollarocracy -Special interests dominate Washington and undermine our democracy. Well that problem is easy to solve, remove the Government’s ability to run our lives and all the so called influence of the special interests will likewise be demised. Next.

Global warming is just HALF what we said: World’s top climate scientists admit computers got the effects of greenhouse gases wrong. Pachuri gets punked. Even the IPCC is now crying uncle about their predictions. Gypsy fortune tellers can do better than this.

THREE MEN ‘ILLEGALLY’ ARRESTED FOR OPENLY CARRYING ‘BLACK POWDER’ PISTOLS IN TEXAS – HERE’S WHY THEY ARE WILLING TO ‘FIGHT THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE SUPREME COURT. Jackie Gleason is dead, but Sheriff Buford T. Justice evidently lives on.

Drudge calls Feinstein a “fascist” for her attempts to deny citizen journalists their 1st Amendment rights: Well, if the jackboot fits.

Blobfish voted world’s ugliest animal. You can tell just by looking the blobfish is a Democrat. In fact, this one bears a striking resemblance to…

Took him exactly two weeks. Weren’t we taking bets about how long Keith Olbermann would last at ESPN before going off the reservation? September 9th, exactly two weeks after he started his new job – a job which contractually requires that he never mention politics – he launched into a nine-minute tirade about Russia’s anti-gay laws that compared Putin to Adolf Hitler and suggested the International Olympic Committee is facilitating future genocide.

American jihadi rapper Omar Hammami reportedly killed in Somalia. Evidently even Al Qaeda can only stand so much bad rap music.

Obama already arming rebels, Congress be damned. You have to wonder why he bothered with the sham of asking for congressional authorization if he’s going to do whatever he wants to do anyway. By the way, didn’t liberals call it a crime when Reagan arranged for Nicaraguan contras to get arms? And second by the way, didn’t this strategy of aiding radical Islamists just fail miserably in Libya and Egypt?