I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Chicago teachers’ pamphlet riddled with spelling and punctuation errors. The pamphlet was produced by Teachers for Social Justice, an organization comprising radical educators and union apologists. Which pretty much explains why they sound ignorant and uneducated.

Famous atheist Richard Dawkins defends “mild pedophilia.” He says it didn’t cause him “lasting harm” to get a “mild touching up” from a school master when he was a boy… that is except for his obvious neurotic confusion about right and wrong.

Syria untouched, Russian prestige enhanced, Obama claims victory. When Russia stepped forward with a U.N. solution to Syria’s chemical weapons, the Obama administration’s defeat turned into a rout. Exposed to the world as a man at odds with allies, with Congress, and with his own fellow citizens, only a narcissist would attempt to give this fiasco a positive spin… so yes, Obama is claiming victory.

Colorado Senate President John Morse, state Sen. Angela Giron ousted. Great way to wake up. Perhaps they can get jobs in a circus dressing up like clowns and being fired out of a cannon. They’re qualified. H/T to That Guy.

iPhone 5S Gold Commercial (Parody). So, who’s going to be buying the new gold iPhone 5S? Watch and see!

http://youtu.be/E86uHpgWn4M

IF CONSERVATIVES HAD A PROBLEM WITH JOHN BOEHNER BEFORE, THIS NEW REPORT WILL HAVE THEM BOILING. It sounds to us like Boehner’s erection about Syria has lasted well over 4 hours. Is there a doctor in the House of Representatives that can cure this?

George Zimmerman taken into custody after incident with gun. George is beginning to make us wonder about him.

The dead children used by Obama as an excuse to bomb Syria are Alawites. Two weeks before the sarin gas attack, they were kidnapped by the sunni jihadist rebels Obama wants to support. Then they showed up in photographs – dead, numbers taped to their foreheads, all the same age, and unaccompanied by grieving family members. Apparently Obama doesn’t find any of this odd or suspicious.

Mayor Cory Booker made $689,500 from law firm holding big city contracts. Modern bribery is cleaner and easier than old-fashioned briefcases full of cash – what they do now is say the payments are part of a perfectly innocent “separation agreement” and the dirty politician gets elected to the U.S. Senate anyway.

Safeguards keeping the NSA from spying on Americans were removed by the Obama administration. Wow! The most transparent administration in history strikes again!

Kerry outlines ’unbelievably small’ strike on Syria: It looks like Kerry has confused the desired strike on Syria with something that has been the cause of innumerable problems within his marriage. Which neatly explains all the machismo over Syria. Clearly the man has been overcompensating for something. Now we know what it is.

Mother Jones: Obama, Syria, and Congress: Why Did He Go There? What could be more satisfying than watching Mother Jones abandon all of their so call “principles” in order to support and defend the militarily aggressive (possibly unilateral and without the consent of Congress) tendencies of Barack Obama? Watching the whole thing fail and knowing that American resources won’t be put toward killing innocent Syrians and empowering even bigger monsters in the region.

The Nation: Bill de Blasio and the Rebirth of Economic Liberalism. Someone should kindly inform the folks over at the nation that “economic liberalism” has been alive and ever growing in this country for around a hundred years now -at least. And now that it is reaching critical mass and producing the inevitable results what we need now is less of their slave markets; not more.

Assad did not order Syria chemical weapons attack, says German press: So if George W. Bush is a liar for starting military action based on evidence he believed to be true -but was possibly false- what does that make Barack H. Obama?

Iowa grants permits for blind residents to carry guns in public. Well, at least they won’t get any ADA lawsuits.

Cold Arctic summer leads to record increase in polar ice cap. There’s been a 60 per cent increase in the amount of ocean covered with ice compared to this time last year. Lest we forget, in December of 2009 Al Gore predicted an ice-free Arctic by 2014, so increasing amounts of ice in 2013 is very… inconvenient for him.

Just to help Congress decide on Syria… here’s a picture of the rebels blowing up our Capitol. The picture is on the Free Syrian Army’s Facebook page.

This year, Germans will pay $26 billion for $4 billion worth of (green) electricity. Obviously, the U.S. doesn’t have a monopoly on the glories of green energy.

Climate whackadoodles blame Syrian civil war on Global Warming. So it’s our fault, don’t you see? We made them start sarin-gassing each other by spewing so much carbon dioxide into the air.

Backlash! After six years of increasingly dysfunctional leftwing rule, conservatives swept into power today in Australia in a landslide victory. They promise to cut income taxes, end the wildly unpopular Global Warming tax on carbon, and crack down on illegal immigrants. Gee, sounds familiar.

U.S. military leaders embarrassed and repelled by Obama’s Syria plans. Well, they share those sentiments with the rest of us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3QqTFs&feature=player_embedded
You think Miley Cyrus was on fire? This girl is making a twerking video for her boyfriend and really ends up on fire. No, really.

Feds have spent $2,202,873 studying why lesbians are fat. Maybe they should listen to Michelle Obama and watch what they eat.

Woman advising Kerry and McCain on Syria is paid advocate for Syrian rebels. No wonder these old boneheads think the rebels are moderates. And as if that’s not stupid enough, during the Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearings Kerry named her as a reference and spelled her name for the senators: “A woman by the name of Elizabeth Bagly, B-A-G-L-Y…” Her name is actually Elizabeth O’Bagy. So Lurch can’t spell, either.

Maybe women really are better at multitasking. A woman in China was pulled over by police for breastfeeding her baby while driving a moped in city traffic. No word on whether she was texting updates to her Facebook page, too.