I HATE THE MEDIA ™

DHS flags tweets about ‘militia,’ but not ‘jihad.’ Yes, they search 80 year old grandma’s Depends and fondle 4 year old’s crotches. DHS seems more interested in searching U.S. citizens than Muslims, not to mention controlling them.

Venezuelan state considers system to limit food purchases. “The state of Zulia in western Venezuela said it will launch a pilot program next week that uses a digital system to block shoppers from buying the same staple products at different stores on the same day.” Typical socialist idiocy – instead of getting the hell out of the way and letting private enterprise produce more, the control freaks decide to micro-manage everyone’s lives even more. Centuries of failure prove nothing!

Crowd stunned after valedictorian rips up speech, recites Lord’s prayer: Outstanding.

Surprise! Obama Admin “outreach” program to Islamic groups is US & Middle East promoted radical Islamists. “Actual moderate Muslims have been neglected and isolated by this project, which has helped the radicals, Islamists, and pro-terrorists gain hegemony in the Muslim community in America.” Leading with his behind.

Pope Francis says wasting food is like stealing from the poor: Pope guy we love you. But the only real way to help the materially poor of this world is by increasing the amount of wealth in it. And that sort of thing just doesn’t get done by guys that have taken a sincere vow of poverty.

Martin Bashir: When Republicans say “IRS,” they’re really dropping the N-bomb on Obama. At MSNBC, they pee on their own legs and think it’s raining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7s4_Fw65Ps&feature=player_embedded

He’s baaaaack! Keith Olbermann has a new job – he’ll be covering the Major League Baseball postseason on TBS. “It’s well known that Keith is a fan of the game,” said a spokesman at Turner Broadcasting. Of course he likes baseball. Everybody turns to the left when they run.

Stupidest question in the House since Hank Johnson wondered if Guam would tip over. Rep. Jim McDermott (D-Wash.), trying to discredit conservative witnesses testifying about IRS harassment, says:

“If there was an organization promoting taxpayer funding for abortions, wouldn’t you want to know what they were using that political money for or what candidates they were backing?”

Uh, Mr. Congressman, have you heard of Planned Parenthood? They’re a 501(c)(3), they zealously promote abortion, they give tens of millions to Democrat political campaigns every year, and they get government subsidies… something none of these conservative witnesses you’re attacking even want.

Lindsey Graham wonders if the First Amendment applies to bloggers. And we wonder if everyone in D.C. has the IQ of a fruit fly.

Inspector General finds hidden man caves in EPA warehouse. The hideouts had “televisions, refrigerators, radios, microwaves, chairs and couches.” So far no word on who paid for this stuff, but don’t be surprised if it was charged to Richard Windsor‘s credit card.

Al Qaeda weapons expert: Ambassador Stevens killed by lethal injection. The “plan was based on abduction and exchange of high-level prisoners…” Obviously, a kidnapping plot which arose spontaneously after the participants viewed a certain YouTube video…

Quote of the day. “In Wetumpka, we are patriotic Americans. We peacefully assemble. We petition our government. We exercise the right to free speech. And we don’t understand why the government tried to stop us.

“I’m not here as a serf or a vassal. I’m not begging my lords for mercy. I’m a born free American woman. Wife, mother, and citizen. And I’m telling my government that you’ve forgotten your place. It’s not your responsibility to look out for my wellbeing and to monitor my speech. It’s not your right to assert an agenda. Your post, the post that you occupy, exists to preserve American liberty. You’ve sworn to perform that duty, and you have faltered…

“What the government did to our little group in Wetumpka, Alabama is un-American. It isn’t a matter of firing or arresting individuals. The individuals who sought to intimidate us were acting as they thought they should, in a government culture that has little respect for its citizens. Many of the agents and agencies of the federal government do not understand that they are servants of the people. They think they are our masters. And they are mistaken.

“I’m not interested in scoring political points. I want to protect and preserve the America that I grew up in. The America that people crossed oceans and risked their lives to become a part of. And I’m terrified it is slipping away.

“Thank you.”

– Today’s Testimony of Becky Gerritson, president of the Wetumpka, Alabama Tea Party, before the House Ways and Means Committee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0N8TykuZvTY

GOP rep: If the left cares so much about tax exemption being abused, why is Obama’s OFA group seeking exemption? An even better question is why did they not get harrassed by the IRS for asking for one? But we already know the answer to that one.

Al-Qaeda takes “credit” for Oklahoma Tornado. According to the latest issue of al-Qaeda’s Inspire magazine, “This is not change of weather. This is a soldier of Allah!” Well, the global warming jihadists say it’s “man caused” (and many will probably insist there ain’t no Allah.) Why don’t you two discuss it and get back to us, say in a century or so…

General Motors Co. is sponsoring a two-month cross-country tour on the importance of free enterprise in the U.S. economy: General Motors had their opportunity to demonstrate the importance of free enterprise. But decided to receive billions of stolen dollars from the tax payers instead.

http://youtu.be/6SHhrraLZoA

National Organization for Marriage: We have proof the IRS leaked our confidential donor list to our chief political rival, Human Rights Watch. “[NOM’s] Eastman explained that while some information was redacted in the posted version, his group’s ‘forensic’ specialists were able to strip layers from the document and found “the original document that was posted there had originated from within the IRS. He said the version had ‘internal IRS stamps,’ which ‘only exist within the IRS.'” Just another example of those damn racist Republicans overreaching or something.

Dem McDermott: If conservative groups didn’t apply for tax-exempt status, they would have never been scrutinized. Yeah, ’cause the hunnert-year-old Constitution thingy only protects those who don’t try to exercise their rights. Some politicians are always “on” but McDermott is always more-on.

Latest sign of the apocalypse. A former member of SEAL Team 6 took hormones, became a transgendered woman, and has now written a memoir titled Warrior Princess. His new name is Kristin… possibly because “She-Ra” was restricted by trademark issues.

Racist Islamophobic Michigan state rep accuses Arab-American leader of sexual harassment.

Oh sorry, she’s a Muslim, a Democrat and state rep from Michigan in favor of sharia law. Just the usual Islamic war on women stuff.

You can bet that the MSM and Obama will totally ignore this one. Not even a hookah summit will be offered.

Dem. Congressman: IRS Will Have ‘More Trouble,’ Scandals If More Money Isn’t Given to Agency. Typical. The solution to everything is always more money with the Democrats. We have a solution we think Congress should immediately implement. Defund the IRS, fire everyone, prosecute those responsible for this travesty and then implement a flat tax, which is easily collected and moreover, prevents future shenanigans.

EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson’s fake email identity was so good… it received employee awards. Richard Windsor, the illegal email identity created to avoid disclosure of Jackson’s unethical behavior, was even awarded a certificate for ethics and records management… surely some kind of record for irony.

Kim Kardashian displays her baby bump in a clingy dress after revealing she wants to eat her own placenta to ‘look younger.’ Wow! Like gag me with an umbilical cord!

White House Insider: “Democrats could give a sh*t about Mexicans – it’s all about 2014.″ “WHI warns that Senate Democrats are using Republican Senator Marco Rubio and others to ‘run the ball up the field’ on the immigration issue as a way to defeat Congressional Republicans in 2014.” Like gun control, the public really doesn’t give a sh*t about this issue either – why is Rubio playing along? Possibly because he believes the media BS about the Latino vote. Marco, get a clue – they won’t be voting GOP even if you hand out $100 bills and you’re falling right into the Dem trap. They aren’t called “the stupid party” for nothing.

Biden cancels annual summer beach party. Gotta be because of that mean ole sequester, eh? Now all the poor journ0lists will have to swelter in their hot, million-dollar+ city townhomes all summer long. The GOP are a bunch of meanies.

MSNBC President: “We’re not what you’d call a ‘news network’.” As if to prove the point, that admission is not news either.