Axelrod, Plouffe: IRS scandal way too “stupid” to be political. Sure, politicians are all geniuses who find it impossible to do anything stupid… just ask Anthony Weiner, Mark Sanford, Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, etc, etc.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_oTtBF1VgFw#!
Mother Jones: How Obama’s FBI Nominee James Comey Triggered the Plamegate Investigation. The real scandal was that Pat Fitzgerald went after an innocent man even though he knew the real leaker was Richard Armitage -or possibly even Plame herself. But apparently Mother Jones would rather rehash this offal than get into scandals that really matter. Like Presidents letting Americans die for political expediency, granting guns to narco terrorists, paying off cronies with billions and billions of tax-payer dollars or using the IRS to oppress citizens and sway election.
Israeli soldiers post underwear photos on Facebook. If this is a recruiting tactic… good idea. Even Palestinians will be joining the IDF.
What the ancient supercontinent Pangea would look like with modern political borders. If there were humans 300 million years ago, we wonder if a contemporary version of Al Gore would’ve claimed continental drift was anthropogenic and recommended a tax on magma to prevent it.
IRS agents tell House committee that the targeting started in D.C. “One of the low-level employees said that the Washington office was ‘basically throwing us underneath the bus’ for an operation they had ordered and directed. And an employee described as being more senior said that he viewed the entire project as unfair and was so worried about being blamed for it later that he actually applied for another job in the summer of 2010. ‘I didn’t want my name in the paper for being this rogue agent for a project I had no control over,’ the more senior employee said.” No surprise, sh-t always rolls downhill from the top.
Patient dies after EPA mandated device shuts down ambulance. If we don’t get rid of the EPA, the whole United States will be eligible for a Darwin Award someday.
UNCONFIRMED report out of Lebanon says U.S. Ambassador to Libya, Chris Stevens, was raped before being killed. So where’s the autopsy? If true, where’s the outrage? Obama? Hillary? Biden? Oh, right. We can’t offend Muslims, but they’re free to desecrate U.S citizens all they like, including dead bodies. (Yes it’s dated. There still isn’t a ‘real’ autopsy so I’m leaving it up as it needs to be revisited).
Global Warming Alarmists Caught Doctoring ’97-Percent Consensus’ Claims.
The question Cook and his alarmist colleagues surveyed was simply whether humans have caused some global warming. The question is meaningless regarding the global warming debate because most skeptics as well as most alarmists believe humans have caused some global warming.
We think we’ve found a replacement for Carney. A global warmist is perfect for the job. Why? Because every time the wind blows, their global warming bullshit flows and there’s a lot of hot wind blowing in Washington, D.C.
Muslim doctor single-handedly starts polio pandemic. Polio was almost eradicated worldwide when Ibrahim Datti Ahmed, president of the Supreme Council for Sharia in Nigeria, decided polio vaccines were a Western conspiracy to render Muslim children infertile. So ignorant Muslims stopped getting vaccinated, then they spread the disease with trips to Mecca, and polio is suddenly thriving again… although predominately in Muslim populations.
“[S]ome in the West Wing privately tell associates they wish [Holder] would step down”. We know how they feel, we wish they’d all go away.
Head of Anti-Gun Group Accused of Beating his Wife. Spare the gun and beat the crap out of the old lady.
MSNBC HOST BLAMES NRA FOR RICIN LETTERS SENT TO OBAMA, BLOOMBERG. Were I Wayne La Pierre I would be finding a few brilliant legal minds and sue the f— out of MSNBC and this tool they call a newsman. Perhaps every individual NRA member should, too and make a real point.
Miami congressman’s chief of staff resigns over election fraud charges. The congressman is a Democrat, of course, although you have to click over to page two of the article to learn that little detail. And here’s another interesting detail: the chief of staff also worked on the campaign of Patrick Murphy last year… that’s the guy who beat out tea-party Republican Allen West.
U.S. ATTORNEY: ANTI-MUSLIM SPEECH COULD BE A CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATION. So, it’s going to be perfectly OK to have anti-Christian speech, but don’t say anything bad about the Muslims. Yep, the Obama administration is going after not only the 2nd Amendement, but they’re attacking the 1st Amendment, too. Ask any conservatives the IRS has gone after or AP and Fox.
Maryland school busts deranged student for carrying explosives, a.k.a. five-year-old with cap gun. “The mother said the principal told her that if the cap gun had been loaded with caps, it would have been deemed an explosive and police would have been called in.” This is the kind of stuff that used to be done as skits on comedy shows – now, it’s running the skools.
IRS may have targeted conservatives more broadly. “…at a minimum could spread skepticism about the fairness of a powerful agency that should be above reproach and at worst could point to a secret political vendetta within the government against conservatives.” Meanwhile, IRS Ignores Senate Deadline to Answer Questions About Scandal. Worst case is looking like the winner.
Not satire: WaPo’s surreal report on Holder’s off-the-record “press freedom” meeting. “Eric Holder pledged to take ‘concrete steps’ to address the actions of Eric Holder — up to and (possibly) including backing legislative action that would curtail Eric Holder’s ability to abuse Eric Holder’s power.” Well, ignoring the fact there supposed already is such a thing (we think it’s called the “First Amendment”) any new legislative action to curtail Eric Holder’s ability to abuse Eric Holder’s power would have to be enforced by Eric Holder, wouldn’t it? If he were interested in doing that, they wouldn’t needed to have had this “off the record” meeting to begin with. Well, let’s forget all this and just spin around in circles until we get dizzy, at which time it will make sense. That must be what Eric Holder does.
Chair of Louisiana state Dem party runs away from local television reporters who ask about her declaration that opponents of Obamacare are driven by racism. Play the race card and then run away.
Professor: What America really needs now is a violent civil war to kill off the NRA. A professor of journalism, no less. Support peace and non-violence or WE’LL KILL YOU! Well, in his case, he wants the US military to kill you.
Dem congressman: The Keystone pipeline is bad because rocks sink. Yes, and by the way, it absolutely won’t create any jobs because someone at Cornell said so. We think you’ll find it persuasive… but not in the ways he intended.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NmxDouhAgNo#!
Meet the journalist dork who bugged Mitch McConnell’s office. His name is Curtis Morrison and he’s the perfect storm of liberal dysfunction. He’s 44 years old with no job and no career. He lost his apartment and lived in his car back in Kentucky. Now he’s relocating to California to attend law school and still thinks skulking around someone’s office to record a private conversation was the right thing to do.
Econ Moron Ron Fournier: Middle Class Falls, Wall Street Rises … and Washington Dithers. Fresh out of ideas and excuses econ moron Ron Fournier puts class war-fare back on the menu. As usual he’s blathering about the usual Wall Street verses Main Street nonsense. What this fellow doesn’t know, or won’t admit, is that Wall Street (to a certain, but rather significant extent) is Main Street. Wall Street is where most of our retirements live. They win, we win -sometimes. They lose . . . well good luck trying to live off the social security that won’t exist by the time that we need it. But that doesn’t serve this fellows narrative so he ignores it. Just like he ignores the fact that the real threat to the middle class has come from a over reaching government that prints money out of nowhere to buy votes, pay off cronies (many of them the very Wall Street types Fournier takes such a dim view of) and destroy our savings/earnings with the resultant inflation that they insist does not exist but plagues each and every trip we make to the grocery store.
Google chairman bankrolled tech shop exclusively for Democrats. Now that Google is openly partisan, will they have to follow campaign finance laws? Will the FEC sic a Lois Lerner-type pitbull on them? We aren’t holding our breath.
Burger King creates hands free Whopper holder. Guess what Michael Moore want’s for Christmas?
Why did Apple hire Lisa Jackson? The more red tape these clowns create, the more bribes and kickbacks to corrupt underlings are needed to get anything done. This is quintessential Obama Chicago-style gubbermint.
