I HATE THE MEDIA ™

NASA: “We’ve discovered a previously unknown surprise circling Earth.”. For an encore will they discover something unknown circling Uranus looking for Klingons?

State health inspectors destroy 1,600 lbs of hunted deer meat donated to homeless. Yes, we know, it’s safer to have them go dumpster dive for a meal. Another logic fail from government. Want to bet some Petatard called in the complaint?

Dennis Rodman: Kim Jong Un is a ‘friend for life. Not to mention dictator for life. Is Dennis related to Joe Biden or John Kerry?

INDOCTRINATION? HOUSTON PUBLIC SCHOOL ASSEMBLY SLAMS BUSH AND HEAPS PRAISE ON OBAMA (UPDATE: DISTRICT APOLOGIZES). Another Texas school fail. From what we see, perhaps this school should be teaching remedial English.

Multimillion-dollar homes, private planes and plastic surgery: Huge American wealth of Mexico’s top union honcho arrested for plundering $160MILLION. This is what happens when you’re a pendeja and don’t spread around the mordida to the Federales.

Communists who tore down a government – then went for a nice game of golf: Rare pictures Castro and Che Guevara tweaking Eisenhower’s tail. Wonder who this reminds us of? Hint, his last name starts with the letter O.

Congress passes bill renewing anti-violence law. We predict this will work about as well as the gun free, drug free and child molester free zones around schools. More fluff so we think Congress is actually doing something besides feathering their own nests and getting reelected.

Former Clinton aide Lanny Davis says the Obama White House threatened his newspaper. Davis says his editor “received a phone call from a senior Obama WH official who didn’t like some of my columns, even though I’m a supporter of Obama. I couldn’t imagine why this call was made.” Don’t know what the big deal is, this kind of thing happened all the time during the Nixon years.

Eric Holder: The looming budget sequestration will make Americans less safe. You know what else makes Americans less safe? Weapons in the hands of narco terrorists. But that certainly didn’t stop AG Murder from putting them there.

Liberal New York alderman does Chicken Dance. After calling a gun-rights advocate a “gun toting tea party psychotard” in a nasty email, and threatening her and her supporters with a beating, there was a massive turnout of gun owners at the city’s next public meeting. When queried about the email by the angry crowd, Alderman David Marstan quickly back-tracked, apologizing and admitting the email was “inappropriate.”

John Kerry: It’s okay to talk to Iran because their government was elected. Kerry is evidently on a mission to out Biden, Biden. We can picture Kerry singing ‘I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.’

EXCLUSIVE: McConnell on Sequestration: No Last-Minute Deal. Based on the Senate approvals of Hagel and Lew, we have to wonder if Mitch has figured out how to get out from under Obama’s desk in the Oval Office.

‘If more men were gay there would be no wars’: Morrissey claims fighting is a heterosexual ‘hobby.’ Now we have gay’s stereotyping gays. Go figure.

It’s not your fault you don’t learn from mistakes… your brain is just wired badly. Finally! An explanation of why Democrats and liberals keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Looks like Michael Savage is right when he says “liberalism is a mental disease.”

CNN’s Chile affiliate: “Hugo Chavez esta muerto”. Google translation of the CNN Chile lead: “Guillermo Cochez Panamanian politician says the president of Venezuela is deceased. Contact with CNN Chile’s former ambassador said that since last December 30 President Chavez declared brain dead in Cuba, with which he returned to Venezuela in that state, and therefore it could not be visited by the various leaders who have visited, questioned and denied as the last picture that was published between Chavez and his daughters.”

Woodward says a “very senior” White House person warned me I’d “regret” what I’m doing. Bob, don’t take it personally… you know how the Obamunists like to drone on and on…

Man follows Biden’s advice, gets arrested. A week ago, Joe Biden recommended firing a shotgun to scare off intruders. Four days later, a Virginia man fired his shotgun to scare off armed intruders and was arrested for “reckless handling of a firearm.” Moral of this story (like so many stories): Joe Biden is a dumbass.

Donna Brazille tweets: Why did my health care premiums go up? Like you said, Tweety, #healthcareworks… but what they forgot to mention was #nofreelunch.

White House blames Immigration Dept for release of illegals. “This was a decision made by career officials at ICE without any input from the White House, as a result of fiscal uncertainty over the continuing resolution, as well as possible sequestration,” said the Carney barker. So what he’s trying to say is that if you force him to cut the budget, he’ll have to fire some incompetent fools who act without orders? Go for it.

Is the U.S. building an unsustainable welfare support system? The plethora of welfare programs can “…lead to a greater and greater incentive to not produce for others. This means that the very same thing which brought the Soviet Union to its knees (an incentive not to produce), is now in motion in the U.S. economy. If not arrested, this trend might well produce the same result in the U.S.” Hey, wonder if Barack can see the Soviet Union from his house?

American Student Punished for Refusing to Recite Mexican Pledge. We must have missed that Texas and Mexico evidently have merged. What do they call it? Texaco? Teachers like this have no business indoctrinating teaching. H/T DefHarryMelon

Dog shoots man. They can’t blame this one on lack of background checks. Dogs get background checks every time they meet another dog.

French unemployment highest since 1997. Progressive policies again work as expected, unexpectedly!

Woodward: Obama is showing “a kind of madness I haven’t seen in a long time”. Regarding Obama’s sequester kabuki dance decision not to deploy an aircraft carrier to the Persian Gulf because of budget concerns. Well Bob, as we keep telling you media-ocrities about Obama, a waste is a terrible thing to mind.

CT Dem sponsors “hoarder’s tax”. “Rep. Betsy Ritter, a Waterford Democrat… has also proposed a hoarder’s tax. This would place a levy on liquid assets – companies with a lot of money in the bank – and dedicate the proceeds to job creation programs.” When is there going to be a “stupid legislation” tax?