I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Madonna booed after touting Obama in New Orleans Concert. Perhaps it wasn’t just the Obama proselytizing they were offended by. People down in NOLA are well familiar with female impersonators . . . and have come to expect level of authenticity that the immaterial girl cannot seem to match.

Leaks, Lies, Libya…Lack of Leadership. Special Ops vets tell it like it is: Barack Obama’s ship of state is a ship of fools.

Cool illusion on the streets of IHTM’s hometown. Yeah, life is good here in San Luis Obispo, California. We have magician Rich Ferguson freaking people out in Bubble Gum Alley and hot college girls wearing scanty clothing in October. We don’t know Ferguson, but we’d like to. We’d also like to know the hot college girls, but at this point in our lives they react to us very much like they react to Ferguson. That is, they scream and run off.

THIS is why we hate the media. After propagandizing in favor of Obama for five straight years, the New York Times – surprise, surprise – announced today that everything he’s done is working, anybody else would mess up the wonder of what he’s done, and endorsed him for re-election.

“Democrat of the Year” convicted of felony theft. “The woman named ‘Democrat of The Year’ this year by the Jefferson County Democratic Party has been convicted of felony theft by a Jefferson County jury for stealing from a developmentally disabled 71-year-old woman.” Now, we’ll bet you’re thinking that the reason she was named DOTY was because she committed theft – if so, you’re not that far off: “…the Jefferson County Democratic Party was made aware of the ongoing criminal investigation and honored Carson anyway.” If only she were president, she’d have won the Nobel Peas Prize.

And now, an important message from “the children” about the election. For some reason, the episode during the first Gulf War when then Iraqi Dear Leader Sadam Hussein made a kid he was holding hostage pose with him for the TV cameras came to mind here. Your revulsion level may vary. WARNING: do not watch within an hour of eating a large meal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fwlW4lx6TTo

Joe Biden is a big fan of Tom Kaine. And an even bigger fan of stupidity. Biden may be just one step this side of the Presidency, but he’s a couple steps that side of sheer stupidity. Here he is repeatedly praising Tom Kaine. Just one problem: The current United States Senate candidate from Virginia, a Democrat, is named Tim Kaine. As Biden might say, “Why I’m even dumber than Don Quayle.”

Vandals key “OBAMA” into cars outside home with Romney campaign signs. Unfortunately … The home belonged to Romney supporters, but the cars that were vandalized belonged to unemployed Obama supporters who were sponging off their in-laws. Doesn’t that just sum up this campaign perfectly?

Navy replaces admiral leading Mideast strike group. New fall guy being set up for Benghazi?

Panicking cow kills Palestinian trying to slaughter it for Muslim feast. Must not have been a mooslim cow.

Was the Benghazi attack allowed to transpire? “Someone had a bead on the attackers with a weapon that would annihilate them, all the time there were cries for help on the ground. What they hell were they thinking? Basically, the had a way to save lives and this administration told everyone to stand back while our people were killed.” Government of the Obamas, by the Obamas and for the Obamas… may it perish from the earth. More here.

How did we miss this one: Arnold launches a think tank. There are times when it’s impossible to write material that’s funnier than the real news. Like now. According to the UK’s Telegraph, “Schwarzenegger, a Republican, also has launched a global policy think-tank in his name at the University of Southern California….” This must be the first time in history the words “Schwarzenegger” and “think tank” have been used in the same sentence. We can only assume the purpose of the think tank is to teach politicians how to run as conservative Republicans and govern as liberal Democrats. Screw you, Arnold, and the Kennedy you rode in on.

Big Bird, Binders and Bayonets. Bullsh*t, Barack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ogdjQjxH8LM

If you believe in this country, send a check to Ty Woods’ family. “…the Ty Woods Memorial Account (c/o The Irving Group, 4320 La Jolla Village Drive, San Diego, CA 92122) to help the family of the former SEAL who died in the Benghazi terror attack. Woods has a widow and a baby son.”

FLOTUS: No part of me would not be “bummed” if we lose. We think we know what she means but oh, dem double negatives… From the comments: “You know who’s mega ‘bummed’ Michelle? Tyrone Woods’ parents. Also Chris Stevens’ family. And we can’t forget Brian Terry’s family. And there’s many more ‘bummed’ unemployed Americans who’ve lost their savings, you flippant, bejeweled, french fry swilling hypocrite.” Exactly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FFfOFnkUn_4

Sweden runs out of garbage, forced to import from Norway. Quick! Someone call Mayor Bloomberg. Finally someplace to send the NYC garbage barge!

IS VOTER FRAUD BEING COMMITTED IN OHIO?. Tell us again why voter ID is a bad idea?

Absentee ballots may have been destroyed in crash. How convenient.

Mark Steyn: Benghazi bungle requires act of urgent political hygiene. “… to launch a military operation against an al-Qaida affiliate on the anniversary of 9/11 would have exposed the hollowness of their [the Obama Admin’s] boast through convention week and the days thereafter – that Osama was dead, and al-Qaida was finished. And so Ty Woods, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith and Chris Stevens were left to die…” The required act is one akin to flushing waste.

COMPLETE LIST OF WHERE UN POLL WATCHERS WILL BE STATIONED. In case anyone wants to pay them a friendly visit.

Petraeus Throws Obama Under the Bus. Looks like another card in Obama’s White House of cards just came crashing down.

North Korea executes official by mortar shell blast. Yep, it’s certainly sounds like utopia: “A North Korean military officer has been executed with a mortar shell blast for disrespecting late ‘Dear Leader’ Kim Jong-il by drinking alcohol during the 100-day mourning period.” All socialist roads lead to Pyongyang.

Bust of Obama made out of butter takes to Chicago streets. Nobody need make a bust of Obama, he already is one. Got failure? Obama has a butter way. We always knew he was a fathead.

Al Gore’s troubled Current TV network ‘puts itself up for sale’. Libtard TV just doesn’t make it these days. Perhaps they can hire Obama after November 6th?

White House Insider: Emergency All Call At Obama White House. “Has to be related to the Benghazi news now hitting. …makes me believe there’s more damaging information out there to the administration on Benghazi than has already come out today… To have a potential scandal of this magnitude so close to an election is unprecedented.” The October surprise may be on you, chum(p).