How did we miss this one: Arnold launches a think tank. There are times when it’s impossible to write material that’s funnier than the real news. Like now. According to the UK’s Telegraph, “Schwarzenegger, a Republican, also has launched a global policy think-tank in his name at the University of Southern California….” This must be the first time in history the words “Schwarzenegger” and “think tank” have been used in the same sentence. We can only assume the purpose of the think tank is to teach politicians how to run as conservative Republicans and govern as liberal Democrats. Screw you, Arnold, and the Kennedy you rode in on.
