I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Report: EPA regulations could mean 887,000 jobs lost per year. They won’t die from air pollution but the EPA could evidently care less if all the coal miners and their families starve to death.

How stupid is the TSA? This stupid: they print your boarding pass with a little number “3” that tells you ahead of time you’re going to be screened. If you don’t want to be screened – like maybe because you’re a terrorist – then simply reprint the boarding pass with a little number “1” and walk right on the plane.

Obama reminds you that November 6 is erection day. Holy freakin’ moly. What kind of campaign creates a commercial like this? One that’s completely out of gas, apparently. And not to get personal, but I guess this means I have to cast my ballot in the back seat of a ’65 Chevy Malibu. But that’s a completely different story.

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Editorial: Mitt Romney for President. No plan Obama vs. I have a plan Romney. No brainer for most people, including the Detroit News in liberal Detroit.

Obama Supporters Actually Hate Obama’s Policies. Here’s some of the absolute morons who vote for Obama. Appalling to say the least. Also scary.

‘Stop using your wheelchair as a crutch’: Marine who lost legs in Afghanistan forced out of restaurant with his family after cruel taunts from rival football fans. We don’t know who is worse? These asshats or Ted Turner? We sincerely hope a platoon of Marines from Camp Lejune visits this dump wearing Dallas Cowboys t-shirts the next time the Panthers play.

U.N’s Human Rights Council calls for boycott of U.S. companies… that do business in Israel. “The George W. Bush administration refused to participate in the HRC, but President Barack Obama joined it soon after taking office,” says the article.

It’s the Obonomy, Stupid! “There’s an investors’ strike underway of proportions we have never seen before….Households, corporations, and institutional investors would rather keep money under the figurative mattress in ultra-safe investments than invest in future productivity…. The anti-business toxicity in Washington is so intense that that no-one will take risks.”

The Secret World. “Reuters now reports that there may have been a ‘pedophile ring’ at the BBC involving the corporation’s stars, some of whom may even be currently employed. There’s even an American connection. The incoming CEO of the New York Times was a former director general of the BBC who is now being asked why he killed a story exposing Savile’s misdeeds at the publicly funded media corporation.” “The new homosexuality is pedophilia.”

Chicago Transit Authority overcharged feds $150M over 30 years, watchdog group says: Meh, they should have gone into solar energy. Then they could have fleeced the tax payer for at least $500 million and in under four years.

FCC takes up text message spam: Don’t be surprised when -after they have granted themselves the authority to regulate text messages- the text messages they’re regulating are yours.

Texas sparks international row with election observers: “The threat of criminal sanctions against [international] observers is unacceptable,” Janez Lenarčič, the Director of the OSCE Office for Democratic Institutions and Human Rights (ODIHR), said in a statement. “The United States, like all countries in the OSCE, has an obligation to invite ODIHR observers to observe its elections.” The United States obligation to these guys can be summed up in two words . . . and one of them is not jack. Now if their truly interested in fair elections then perhaps they should try bringing them to the good people of Iran and Venezuela. Here in America we don’t need them, we don’t want them and we won’t suffer their despotic intrusions upon our self-sovereignty.

Watch: Car hits 220 MPH on new Texas highway. Fasther than a speeding bullet train. California should save money on the bullet train and give everyone a tax break on one of these Cads.

TED TURNER TELLS PIERS MORGAN SOLDIER SUICIDES ARE GOOD. Ted should go suck on the business end of a .357.

Obama tells Leno he struggles with “the math stuff.” On Tonight Show, Woman asks Obama what school subject he has trouble helping his daughters with. OBAMA: “Well, the math stuff I was fine with up until about seventh grade.” Wonder what his good subject was? Was there a golf course at his school?

A fat lot of nothing: Romney’s testimony, now released, called “devastating” to Allred’s claims. Al Capone’s vault was more interesting – and probably had more to do with Mitt Romney than this bunch of tripe.

Could Obama’s struggles with white voters cost him the election? It must be really getting to be desperation time for Obama. CNN just played the race card.

Obama: “I Couldn’t Find My Plan.” Just one more thing amongst the long list of other things he can’t find with both hands and a flashlight. Don’t bother, champ, we’ve heard it’s not worth the paper it’s printed on anyway. Send in the clowns… Don’t bother, he’s here.

Obama bin lying – Repeats lie on Tonight Show with Jay Leno that Planned parenthood provides mammograms. Now he has both tits in a ringer.

Sign on now, UN climate chief says. What this really means? The Aussies are actually dumb enough to buy into this crap! Send more money so we can blow it on yet more useless crap!

Obama describes Romney as “a bulls***ter.” This from the man who once said “I actually believe my own bullsh*t.” Projection – it’s not just for movies anymore.

It’s a woman’s world. An Australian filmmaker arranged for two youngsters to auction their virginities online. The young man got a high bid of $3,000 – the young woman will receive $772,000. Apparently the “War on Women” is over and men lost.

Tennessee man ditches knife, uses pistol to carve pumpkin [VIDEO]. To paraphrase flashingscotsman’s USMC friend: Never bring a knife to a pumpkin shoot.

Carney: “I’m Going To Shuck And Jive” First “Chains” Biden, now this twit. Racism is alive and well in the Democrat party.

Judge basically tells Gloria Allred to Shut the Front Door with her court claim: Grants Adjournment. Sounds more to us like he told her to leave through the back door and don’t let it hit her in her fat ass.