I HATE THE MEDIA ™

JACK WELCH: Obama Is Manipulating The Jobs Numbers Because His Debate Performance Was Awful. Since Obama obviously can’t fix the economy he’s decided to try and fix the election instead.

Romney “Cheat Sheet” Was A Handkerchief, Campaign Says. Barry’s got a cheat sheet too. It was issued by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Man Tells Obama: Business ‘Terrible Since You Got Here’: Hey it isn’t President Choom Gang’s fault. People aren’t entitled to success. Unless of course they’re Obama cronies or voters. In which case they are clearly entitled to the success of everybody else.

NAACP Official: Obama campaign staffer threatened me. “The President of the South Suburban Branch of the NAACP alleges a director of the re-election campaign of Barack Obama has threatened and intimidated him because he doesn’t support the president.” Too bad a Republican isn’t president or this would be a headline-making civil rights case. BTW, he says he’s not for Romney either.

Good news! Jobs report: 114K jobs added, jobless rate 7.8%. But the bad news is 342K more people left the work force. “Some 582,000 Americans took part- time positions because of slack business conditions or those jobs were the only work they could find.” The U-6 rate is still at 14.7%, and it hasn’t been below 14% in years….

Top Obama fundraiser to release Bin Laden film 2 days before election. “Seal Team Six: The Raid on Osama bin Laden,” from The Weinstein Co. will air Sunday, Nov. 4 on the National Geographic Channel. Isn’t this film inflammatory to certain violence-prone people? Shouldn’t the filmmaker be arrested? Just asking.

Obama collapse in Illinois: Tied in district he won by 23 points in ’08. “A new poll of Illinois’ 10th Congressional District, which includes parts of Cook County… finds Obama with just a 2 point lead over Romney, 47-45 in the suburban district. Obama won the district in 2008 by 23 points.” Romney has written off Illinois but maybe some of those other safe Obama states might not be so safe.

At Last Night’s Debate, Obama Had Trouble With The Facts. So, this is something new?

Facebook reaches one billion users. Here’s the math: one billion regular users times fifteen updates per month each (average) equals way too many cute cat photos, way too many “I’m going to bed now! Goodnight Facebook!”s, and way too many people you don’t like in real life trying to be your friend online.

Double voters uncovered. “True the Vote discovered 6,390 people registered in both Florida and Ohio. Of those, 534 appear to have voted twice in the same federal election. The examination also discovered at least 19,000 people registered in both New York and Florida.” From the comments: “They are disenfranchising schizos with multiple personality disorder!”

California gas stations begin to shut on record-high prices. “Gas is costing me almost $4.75 a gallon with taxes. There’s no sense in staying open. The profit margins are so low it’s not worth it.” Good thing they have those wind-powered cars and don’t need to rely on dirty oil. Hey, is that a bullet train we hear a comin’? Nope, just the wind whistlin’ thru Moonbeam’s ears.

The Character Test in the 2012 Election. “What we saw last night is a unique and unprecedented event in American political history. We have never had a president like Barack Obama, and the American public got its first peek at the man behind the curtain.” Naked emperor appears on TV, can’t hide fact he’s not wearing any clothes. Will viewers start to wonder why the hell the formerly mainstream media has been cheerleading for this guy these past 4 years?

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Grimaces. If only the military could weaponize that look…

Gore blames Obama’s pathetic debate performance on “altitude”. “Obama arrived in Denver at 2 p.m. today, just a few hours before the debate started,” Gore opined on Current TV. “Romney did his debate prep in Denver. When you go to 5,000 feet and you only have a few hours to adjust, I don’t know…” Now wait just a gol danged minute, Albert. Aren’t Kenyans supposed to thrive at high altitudes?

Barney Frank signs with William Morris Talent Agency. “”I plan to write at least one book, write articles, both online and offline, give speeches and lectures, and appear as a commentator on various media outlets — subject, of course, to anybody inviting me.” Don’t call us, we’ll call you… or not.

Philly teacher: Student’s Romney T-shirt like wearing a KKK sheet. “The teacher also allegedly said that Carroll [High School] was ‘a Democratic school.'” Not a democratic school, a Democrat school. BTW, the teacher was a geometry teacher, according to the article. We can just imagine the lecture: “All angles are equal but some angles are more equal than others. Eleventy!”

Mitt seizes his moment: Dominant Romney hammers lackluster Obama to claim undisputed victory in first presidential face off Even the British press thinks Obama sucked.

Chris “Thrill up my leg” Matthews unhappy with Obama’s debate performance. “I don’t know what he was doing out there!” raged the thrillmeister. “Obama should watch MSNBC. He will learn something every night on this show and all these shows.” B.B. King described this situation perfectly.

Debate thread – your wish is our command. Romney? Obama? What did you think of the debate? Feel free to express yourself.

Government health care – another encouraging example. In Australia the government distributed a poster of the female body that has the esophagus running into the lungs, put the pancreas inside the stomach, and seems to show the bladder sitting atop the uterus… among other things. Meanwhile the brain is a small saucer sitting above the hairline which is reasonably accurate for a government bureaucrat.

French economy implodes. Unexpectedly, socialist policies once again work like they usually do. Eleventy!

Secret Cold War tests in St. Louis raise concerns. To our government we’re either sheep to be fleeced or guinea pigs.

Bishop E.W. Jackson’s message to Black Christians: Leave the Democrat Party. “It is time to end the slavish devotion to the Democrat Party. They have insulted us, used us, and manipulated us. They have saturated the black community with ridiculous lies.” You too, eh?

Woodward: Obama wants to cut Medicare. Yeah, but it’s Romney and Ryan pushing grandma over the cliff. Ever notice how leftists always accuse their opponents (and bash them for it) of the very stuff they themselves are doing? It’s beyond projection, it’s a calculated cynical ploy.

3D printing vs the 2nd Amendment. Have you heard of 3D printing? It’s an incredible new technology, almost like the replicator in Star Trek. A guy named Corey Wilson wanted to print the first 3D gun capable of firing a bullet. You won’t believe the problems he ran into. No, not technical problems. Anti-gun wacko problems. (By the way, if you want to know more about this jaw-droppingly awesome technology, check out the article and 3DPrinter.net at the headline link above.)