I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Gay rights activists hold ‘kiss day’ at Chick-fil-A restaurants. So what happened to the big kiss day Friday protest at Chick-fil-A? All day we’ve been scouring the internet, watching CNN, HLN and Fox only to see very little about this. A picture or two here and there showing a few gays protesting and that’s about the extent of it. We guess the real story is told on Facebook where more than 650,000 people liked Chick-fil-A appreciation day and by our latest count 14,255 said they were going to kiss day Friday. Divide 14,255 people by 1,600 Chick-fil-A restaurants and you get a whopping 8.9 protesters per restaurant. Talk about not backing up your BS! Even the one closest to San Francisco had a low turnout.

Ann Romney slammed for $990 Shirt, Michelle Obama praised for $6,800 jacket. If it weren’t for double standards, the Washington Compost would have no standards at all.

JUST IN! THIS STATEMENT BY SENATOR HARRY REID ABOUT GOVERNOR ROMNEY!. Harry keeps coming up with the same BS with nothing to back it up. Glorified finger pointing to keep the focus off Obama. Perhaps Harry can tell us all why we can’t see all of Obama’s college records?

General Motors is Imploding — and Team Obama is Lying About It. Sounds like it’s time to change the name to KM (Keynesian Motors).

Pelosi: “I Don’t Know What’s Trickling Down, But It’s Not A Pleasant Experience”… perhaps it’s time Princess Pelosi starts wearing Depends?

VACANT DETROIT BECOMES DUMPING GROUND FOR THE DEAD. Actually it’s the newest place to sign up Democrat voters.

Italy rules ‘no balls’ insult for men is a crime. “Italy’s highest court has ruled that telling a man he has “no balls” as an insult is a crime punishable with a fine because it hurts male pride in a ruling on a curious row between two cousins.” On the other hand, “no brains” is not only not an insult, it means one is qualified to sit on Italy’s highest court.

Greenland’s ice sheets ‘less vulnerable than feared’ claim scientists as stunning new pictures reveal ice loss has slowed. The newest problem facing the global warming scientists? How to extract their feet from their mouths.

Exec Bullies Chick-Fil-A Worker, Then Promptly Gets Fired For It: Now that Adam Smith has been shown the door by the not so invisible hand of his former employer perhaps he can get a job at Chik-Fil-A. They are, after all, an equal opportunity employer.

Michael Moore: ‘I Wouldn’t Say I Support’ Obama: And we wouldn’t say that a 15 ton crane could support Micheal Moore.

CA GOV. BROWN ALLEGEDLY TOOK $3 MILLION FROM 9/11 FUND. If true, Jerry has hit a new low. Stealing from a 9/11 fund is despicable.

Meet Baracula the undead vampire action model coming to suck the economy dry (and his nemesis is Romney-Bot). Yes indeed! Instead of blood, it sucks enormous sums of money out of taxpayers.

Plunge in Facebook Shares Has California Seeing Red. Jerry Brown’s financial crystal ball works like this. If it’s going to cost, like the bullet train to nowhere, lower the costs to some ridiculously low level to get approval. If it’s revenue, raise the take to a ridiculous amount, then lie to everyone that the budget woes are over. It will be a cold day in Hell before I vote for any tax increase in California.

If you don’t buy health insurance, will you really pay the tax? “Though ObamaCare’s individual mandate imposes a tax on people who do not purchase government-approved health insurance, the law explicitly neuters the IRS’s ability to collect the tax.” According to this article, the IRS has two options – to ask you for the money or to reduce the size of your tax refund. Obamacare has to be one of the worst, most incompetent pieces of legislation ever written.

San Bernardino, California, files Chapter 9 bankruptcy petition. “We are set up for failure.” And another one bites the dust.

It’s a Depression, Not a Recession. “Barack Obama didn’t ‘save’ us from any damn thing.” Well, Barry thinks his plan “worked” but he obviously has no idea what that word means, and that includes all of its eleventy-odd dictionary definitions.

Let me be the first to congratulate you, President Romney. It’s been a while since I’ve mentioned Mrs Editor and even longer since I mentioned my mother-in-law, Mrs Editor Mama, who is the very definition of a lunatic liberal. The woman has rarely worked in her life, but recently decided to grace the Obama campaign as a volunteer. Her job is to call Democrats to make sure they’re registered to vote and to ask if they’re voting for Obama. Mrs Editor quotes her mom as saying, “It’s a lot of fun except when I ask if they’re voting for Obama and they scream, ‘Hell, no’ and slam down the phone.” I knew the election was in the bag the moment I found out the Obama campaign was desperate enough to bring my mother-in-law on board. But the fact that registered DEMOCRATS react this way is all I need to know. Set ’em up, barkeep. I want to celebrate and I’m feeling generous.

Chick-fil-A fans fight back: Half a MILLION expected to take to the streets to support fast food chain at center of gay marriage firestorm. Don’t forget it’s Chick-fil-A appreciation day. Order one for free speech.

You didn’t lift that! “A North Korean won Olympic gold. But he didn’t lift that: ‘I am very happy and give thanks to our Great Leader for giving me the strength to lift this weight. I believe Kim Jong Il gave me the record and all my achievements. It is all because of him,’ Om said.” Yup, a little tub of lard is the source of every North Korean’s strength just like a gaffe-prone doofus is the source of every American’s smarts. The “joke” sign is lit all over the world.

Rahm Emanuel, Chick-fil-A, and the easy slide into fascism. “Political correctness has transformed into a strange American version of fascism — over a chicken fillet sandwich and an opinion about marriage that even our Democratic president officially held as recently as two months ago.” Well, it ain’t about doing good or equal rights or anything like that, it’s about manipulating people in order to obtain and keep power. In that context, everything they do makes sense.

Dick Morris: ‘Clinton is going to cast his ballot for Mitt Romney’:
Maybe so. Clinton can be counted upon to do what is best for himself. And on this election day what is best for Clinton and what is best for America might just be the same thing.

VIDEO: Using hand grenades to catch fish proven to be bad idea, two Russian men learn. Why close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

http://youtu.be/CrKm3Qzh3vc

Racist White People. Uh oh! Seems Obama is Down 20 points from Romney with the white folks. At least everyone isn’t clueless.

2012 Chevrolet Volt Becomes Centerpiece of Smart Community. Good way for GM to dump Volts nobody wants. GM calls it the greatest concentration of Dolts Volts in the world (besides the back lot at GM). At least we know where most of the village idiots are moving to.