I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Anchorman and Modern Family star Fred Willard arrested after exposing himself at Hollywood adult movie theatre. Well, if he’s in pre-production for a movie titled The Yank, perhaps he was just practicing?

 

Carney: Obama’s jobs council hasn’t met in 6 months ’cause the president “got a lot on his plate.” Yeah, forty grand or so per plate, to be exact.

That Scientific Global Warming Consensus…Not! “That “98% all scientists” referred to a laughably puny number of 75 of those 77 who answered “yes”. More global warming BS.

Stimulus-Backed Solar Facility Touted By Harry Reid Shuts Down. Looks like we have another winner in the green jobs category.

Sex Offender Arrested For 169th Time After Allegedly Groping Woman On PATH Train. Evidently it’s perfectly OK with Nanny Bloomberg to grope in NYC as long as you don’t eat trans fats or drink large sodas.

CNN: How ’bout Nanny Bloomberg as Romney’s VP? Yeah, that way voters can spend all their time arguing which side has the worst VP candidate. Maybe the Great Unwatched’s lefty shills should just mind their own business (the one Obama helped them build) and stick to acting surprised each time they announce another “unexpected” decline in the economy.

Pelosi: House Democrats should skip the national convention. “I’m not encouraging anyone to go to the convention, having nothing to do with anything except I think they should stay home, campaign in their districts, use their financial and political resources to help them win their election.” Anyone like birdcalls? Here’s what a Democrat owl sounds like: Barack-whoooo?

Obama, ‘Government Motors’ and the very ugly truth. My, that Chevy Volt certainly is ‘green.’ It costs lots and lots of ‘green.” All taxpayer provided.

Half of IPCC’s global warming created by data adjustments. A new scientific paper, peer-reviewed and presented to a European Geosciences Union meeting, blames almost half of reported climate warming on data adjustments by climate alarmists which are “mainly statistical, not well justified by experiments, and are rarely supported by metadata.” In other words, pure bullshit.

Arpaio: Obama birth record has been tampered with: Well of course it has. Or -at least- anyone with a PDF reader will have to conclude that it is very possible. The question is . . . will it even matter? We hate to ask it, but it seems that in the modern day America the Emperor is free to walk around as naked as he pleases just so long as there is a media willing to marginalize the little kid that didn’t know enough to keep his mouth shut.

http://youtu.be/OTldCBg7Abo

California’s Food Truck Shakedown. “Officials suggested to one truck owner that he go down to the welfare office for benefits. That’s just like California these days—hard-working people are ill treated, but there are plenty of benefits available for those who prefer to live on the dole.” The Barack Obama way of “building” businesses in action!

Greenspan: Stimulus made economy worse. Yeah, but Obama donors and Democrat client groups all made out and that was really what mattered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhz52K0feIk&feature=player_embedded

The Story of Oh. The true story of a South Korean man who took his wife and children and defected to the North. Baaaaad idea. “…what is the moral difference between Oh Kil-nam and a Bill Ayers except that Oh Kil-nam had the courage to live out his convictions where Ayers did not? The advantage Ayers has over Oh is not that Ayers is braver, but he secretly knows better. ‘Guilty as hell but free as a bird.” That’s tellin’ ‘em Bill.’ To all those academics, celebrities and politicians who praise Marxist hellholes like NK: let’s see YOU put your money where your mouths are, a**holes.

CALPERS earns dismal 1 percent on investments. Why is this important? CALPERS return “was well below its projected return of 7.5 percent for the fiscal year that ended June 30…” and “The investment returns are critical because taxpayers are on the hook for the difference if the pension funds fail to meet their performance targets.” Hey, the bullet train is gonna save California just like Army Detachment Steiner saved Berlin from the Soviets.

Barack Obama, the Great Demotivator. “Inspired by President Barack Hussein Obama’s address on July 13, 2012.” Works for us… make that, doesn’t work for us.

Star of Pro-Obama Super PAC ad unleashed: “Obama is a jerk, a pantywaist, a lightweight, a blowhard.” “I could really care less about Obama,” Donnie Box says. “… He doesn’t have the guts to say what’s on his mind.” What’s on his mind, Donnie, is the wind whistlin’ in the trees – Obama doesn’t need guts to speak his mind, he just needs to learn to pronouce “Whooosh!”

Eco-libtard Bill Gates funding scary climate experiment in New Mexico. This follows his failed 2009 giant-tub proposal for stopping hurricanes. At some point, this idiot is going to cause so much harm to the environment with his loony notions that we’ll need emergency government intervention to solve the problems… oh, gee, maybe that’s what he wants?

U.S. to have Highest Corporate Tax Rate in the World: And who is going to pay for this highest corporate tax rate? The consumer. Each and every time we buy a product that has been priced higher so that Obama can have more money to pay off friends and buy elections with.

Choices matter in avoiding poverty. Yeah, but who cares about avoiding poverty? We’ve got elections to win.

36 Obama aides owe $833,000 in back taxes. Well, they are only for the little people…

Obama’s plan for a second term? More “investing.” Because it’s worked so effing well the last four years? No, because if this clown gets reelected, he’ll owe even MORE to his big donors this time than last. Crony. Capitalism.

PETA balks at SF plan to pay panhandlers $75/wk to care for shelter puppies. Regardless of any pros and cons here, the economics don’t make sense; we’ve heard that panhandlers get much more than $75 a week by panhandling.

‘Monica, Monica’ chants taunt Clinton in Egypt: Certainly this is no worse than when HRC was taunted by chants of ‘Monica, Monica’ for doing nothing more than standing outside of the Oval Office.

http://youtu.be/axM5kGdH_so

Rockers Renew Radicalism of Woody’s ‘This Land is Your Land’: This land is your land? This land is my land? This land was made for you and me? What about the Native Americans? Was this land not made for them. And who exactly made this land? That smacks of creationism, does it not? Clearly this little ditty is a musical ambassador of theocracy, bigotry, racism, hatred, jingoism, nationalism, sub-amateur songwriting and cloying repetitiveness. We are both shocked and dismayed by these so called “radicals” willingly propagating such non-correct hate think.

England a ‘police state’, says Bruce Springsteen guitarist: Oh sure it is fascism whenever they subvert their activities, but all the rest of the time they just refer to it as social justice.